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|caption = "For God, For Economy, For ME!"
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[[File:Flexismicon.png]][[file:LBubble.png]] [[File:Gigachad.png]]BASED![[file:RBubble.png]] <br>
[[File:Flexismicon.png]][[file:LBubble.png]] [[File:Gigachad.png]]My leader![[file:RBubble.png]] <br>
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[[File:Tribalism - alt2.png]] [[Tribalism]] <br>
[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]]
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'''Flexism''' is the ideology of GRAN LORD MARTÍN.


==Beliefs==
===[[File:Mut Alt.png]] Economy===
'''Flexism''' despises capital, as it deprives us of our freedom. '''Flexism''' proposes the following changes for the economy:
#'''Abolition of Banks:''' '''Flexism''' believes that if banks are destroyed, the world would be a better society.
#'''Ownership of Bananas:''' '''Flexism''' believes that private property should only apply to bananas.
#'''Bananas as Currency:''' '''Flexism''' proposes a society where currency has been abolished, and, therefore, a society where bananas are used as currency.
#'''Barter Economy:''' '''Flexism''' proposes an economy based on barter.
In addition, '''Flexism''' proposes the complete abolition of modern society.
===[[File:Prim.png]] Society===
[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' advocates for a [[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism|tribal society]] based on the ancient society of cavemen. Furthermore, [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' supports a rural and primitive society, as well as the total destruction of modern civilization.
[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes that if modern society is destroyed, all problems will be solved, including murders and crimes. Additionally, [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes that if modern society is destroyed, animals would not be endangered, and people could still feed on them.


==Beliefs==
[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' rejects politics and philosophy, viewing them as forms of corporations. [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes that churches—such as the Catholic Church, for example—should be the only things that should not be destroyed.
 
===[[File:Distributist.png]] Distribution===
 
[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes in the [[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism|redistribution of everything]]. It believes that we should all share everything, except for personal items like, for example, bananas.
 
===[[File:Catheo.png]] Religion===
 
Regarding religion, [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' condemns what it considers pagan religions—[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy|Judaism]], [[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Satanism]], [[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Paganism]], [[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Neopaganism]]—and believes that they should be eradicated. Flexism advocates for the conversion of followers of these religions to [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Catholicism]].
 
===[[File:Prim.png]] Principles of Flexism===
The principles of Flexism are as follows:
#'''Love God:''' [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexists''' must believe in the sole [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Catholic God]].
# '''Community:''' [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexists''' understand that after destroying the current society, they should live in [[Tribalism|tribes]] and [[Communitarianism|communities]].
# '''Sharing and Distributing:''' [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexists''' recognize that after the destruction of society, everything should be shared and distributed among the community.
 
== 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 ==
 
🍌 [[Primalism|🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌]]. 🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! [[Nationalism|🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌]], [[Socialism|🍌🍌🍌]], 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.


===Economy===
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—[[Reactionarism|🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌]].


===Bananas===
🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 [[Socialism|🍌🍌🍌🍌]].


🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌.


🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 — 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.


== Personality And Behaviour ==
== Personality And Behaviour ==
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*[[File:Flexismicon.png]] [[Flexism|Me!]] - Leader of us!
*[[File:Flexismicon.png]] [[Flexism|Me!]] - Leader of us!
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Good Monkey!
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Good Monkey!
*[[File:Property.png]] [[Propertarianism]] - MY BANANAS IS MY BANANAS!
*[[File:Apolit.png]] [[Apoliticism]] - No to politics and philosophies.
*[[File:Apolit.png]] [[Apoliticism]] - No to politics and philosophies.
*[[File:Banana Republicanism.png]] [[Banana Republicanism]] - Bananas for me!
*[[File:Banana Republicanism.png]] [[Banana Republicanism]] - Bananas for me!
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==Maybe in Tribe==
==Maybe in Tribe==
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Too extreme to the tribe, but a good monkey!
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Too extreme to the tribe, but a good monkey!
*[[File:Property.png]] [[Propertarianism]] - '''MY BANANAS ARE MY BANANAS!''' Wait, are you capitalist?! That is bad!
*[[File:Bax.png]] [[Baxism]] - My brother, but you are so politic.


==Meh==
==Meh==
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*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Bad monkey!
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Bad monkey!
*[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|All LibRight]] - Bad Monkeys!
*[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|All LibRight]] - Bad Monkeys!
*[[File:Fut2.png]] [[Futurism]] - I hate the future, and I hate the politics!
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Why I can’t be the Supreme Monkey?





Latest revision as of 01:15, 24 November 2023

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Flexism is the ideology of GRAN LORD MARTÍN.

Beliefs

Economy

Flexism despises capital, as it deprives us of our freedom. Flexism proposes the following changes for the economy:

  1. Abolition of Banks: Flexism believes that if banks are destroyed, the world would be a better society.
  2. Ownership of Bananas: Flexism believes that private property should only apply to bananas.
  3. Bananas as Currency: Flexism proposes a society where currency has been abolished, and, therefore, a society where bananas are used as currency.
  4. Barter Economy: Flexism proposes an economy based on barter.

In addition, Flexism proposes the complete abolition of modern society.

Society

Flexism advocates for a tribal society based on the ancient society of cavemen. Furthermore, Flexism supports a rural and primitive society, as well as the total destruction of modern civilization.

Flexism believes that if modern society is destroyed, all problems will be solved, including murders and crimes. Additionally, Flexism believes that if modern society is destroyed, animals would not be endangered, and people could still feed on them.

Flexism rejects politics and philosophy, viewing them as forms of corporations. Flexism believes that churches—such as the Catholic Church, for example—should be the only things that should not be destroyed.

Distribution

Flexism believes in the redistribution of everything. It believes that we should all share everything, except for personal items like, for example, bananas.

Religion

Regarding religion, Flexism condemns what it considers pagan religions— Judaism, Satanism, Paganism, Neopaganism—and believes that they should be eradicated. Flexism advocates for the conversion of followers of these religions to Catholicism.

Principles of Flexism

The principles of Flexism are as follows:

  1. Love God: Flexists must believe in the sole Catholic God.
  2. Community: Flexists understand that after destroying the current society, they should live in tribes and communities.
  3. Sharing and Distributing: Flexists recognize that after the destruction of society, everything should be shared and distributed among the community.

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌.

🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌.

🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌.

🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 — 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.

Personality And Behaviour

Flexism loves spending money, loves bananas, and loves enslaving people to build statues for them.

How to Draw

Flag of Flexism
  1. Draw a circle
  2. Draw a eyes
  3. Draw the Flexism Flag
  4. Colour it!
Color Name HEX RGB
Green #6AA84F 106, 168, 79
White #ffffff 255, 255, 255


Relations

Tribe!


Maybe in Tribe

  • Anarcho-Communism - Too extreme to the tribe, but a good monkey!
  • Propertarianism - MY BANANAS ARE MY BANANAS! Wait, are you capitalist?! That is bad!
  • Baxism - My brother, but you are so politic.

Meh

Other monkey

Enemy


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