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|title=[[File:Circulus.png]] Circulus Theory | |||
|image=Circulus for Polcompball Wikia.png | |||
|caption="Saving the economy, one dump at a time." | |||
|aliases={{Collapse| | |||
Circulus<br> | |||
Ouboros<br> | |||
Lerouxism<br> | |||
ShitSoc<br> | |||
[[File:Poopenfarten.png]] poopenfarten (by [[File:Kak.png]] German [[kakistocracy]])<br> | |||
💩 Poopism<br> | |||
[[File:Fartismball.png]] Fartism<br> | |||
[[File:Poopsoc.png]] <s>PoopSock</s><br> | |||
[[File:YouTube.png]] <s>[[Satirism|DaFuq!?Boom! Thought]]</s><br> | |||
Green Elephant model<br> | |||
The loathsome dung-eater<br> | |||
<s>Wildlife.mov</s> | |||
}} | |||
|influences= | |||
[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]<br> | |||
<s>[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]]<br></s> | |||
[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]]<br> | |||
|alignments= | |||
[[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|LeftUnity]]<br> | |||
[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[:Category:Socialists|Socialists]] | |||
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOufOh-kJMQ We Poop Everyday]<br> [https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o The Great Mighty Poo]<br> | |||
[https://youtu.be/5lcszQm0KDc Let the pee pee hit the poo]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCryRt_yulc Youtube Poop intro]<br> | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHUqcNnZHM Poopenfarten Lullaby - Ayden George (TNO OST)] | |||
|themecolor=#AB9565 | |||
|theorists=*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism|Pierre Henri Leroux]] (1797-1871) [[File:Cball-France.png]] France | |||
}} | |||
'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [[w:Malthusian_catastrophe|Malthusian Catastrophe]] by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements. | |||
==Personality== | ==Personality== | ||
To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful. | |||
==How to Draw== | |||
{{Flag|Circulus_flag.svg}} | |||
#Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown | |||
#Draw a white circle in the center | |||
# Add a snake head at the bottom | |||
#(Optional) Draw with him an excrement | |||
{{Flag-auto | |||
|c1 = Brown | |||
|h1 = #AB9565 | |||
|c2 = White | |||
|h2 = #FFFFFF}} | |||
==Relationships== | |||
===Friends=== | |||
*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - You are the only one who understands me. | |||
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - He gets it! <s>Wait, are you making fun of me?</s> | |||
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]] - Collecting [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Mao's]] poopoo [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926] is incredibly based. | |||
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile. | |||
*[[File:Daddy_Himmler.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Heinrich Himmler]] - Yes, clog the toilet some more, please. | |||
*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism]] - The sewer has lots of poopoo! | |||
=== | ===Frenemies=== | ||
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Why do you hate me?! | |||
=== Enemies === | ===Enemies=== | ||
== | *I have no enemies <s>hahahahaha</s>. | ||
==Further Information== | |||
===Wikipedia=== | |||
*[[w:Circulus_(theory)|Circulus theory]] | |||
===Literature=== | |||
*[https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1525/rep.2006.96.1.73?seq=1 Waste Not, Want Not: Excrement and Economy in Nineteenth-Century France] | |||
===Articles=== | |||
*[https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-one-man-wanted-to-save-the-world-using-its-poop-1690733750 How One Man Wanted To Save The World By Taxing Its Poop] | |||
== Gallery == | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Borisyukishvili-Shitsoc.png | Circulus theoryball.png | ||
Borisyukishvili-Shitsoc.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gnvoz1/how_do_you_pay_the_taxes/ Source] | |||
Borisyukishvili-WackySocs.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/lj670g/wacky_socialist_meeting/ Source] | |||
[[File:Property=TheftthereforeTheft=PropertyThereforeGiveMeAllYoourMoney.png | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:32, 18 September 2024
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Personality
To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
- Draw a white circle in the center
- Add a snake head at the bottom
- (Optional) Draw with him an excrement
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brown | #AB9565 | 171, 149, 101 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
Relationships
Friends
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Utopian Socialism - You are the only one who understands me.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Reactionary Socialism - He gets it!
Wait, are you making fun of me? - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Stalinism - Collecting Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Mao's poopoo [1] is incredibly based.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Kakistocracy - Fellow coprophile.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Heinrich Himmler - Yes, clog the toilet some more, please.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sewer Socialism - The sewer has lots of poopoo!
Frenemies
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Agrarianism - Why do you hate me?!
Enemies
- I have no enemies
hahahahaha.
