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*[[File:Marxlen.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - For the last time we are not communists! Also, Русская революция Russian Revolution, Красный террор Red Terror, Убийство Троцкого Assassination of Trotsky, Голодомор Holodomor, Депортации Deportations, ГУЛАГ Gulag, финская зимняя война Finnish Winter War, Ферма животных Animal Farm, Пакт Молотова-Риббентропа Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Раскол Тито-Сталин Tito-Stalin Split, Красный империализм Red Imperialism, Десталинизация De-Stalinization, Венгерская революция 1956 года Hungarian Revolution of 1956 | *[[File:Marxlen.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - For the last time we are not communists! Also, Русская революция Russian Revolution, Красный террор Red Terror, Убийство Троцкого Assassination of Trotsky, Голодомор Holodomor, Депортации Deportations, ГУЛАГ Gulag, финская зимняя война Finnish Winter War, Ферма животных Animal Farm, Пакт Молотова-Риббентропа Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Раскол Тито-Сталин Tito-Stalin Split, Красный империализм Red Imperialism, Десталинизация De-Stalinization, Венгерская революция 1956 года Hungarian Revolution of 1956 | ||
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Stalinism]] - Njet, Molotoff! Njet, Molotoff! Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff! | *[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Stalinism]] - Njet, Molotoff! Njet, Molotoff! Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff! | ||
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - | *[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - Darwinists who invaded Denmark and Norway. I even had to briefly bring back the death penalty to remove Quisling. | ||
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - I sold you a bunch of cars, but you still haven't paid me back. Please give me my money! | *[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - I sold you a bunch of cars, but you still haven't paid me back. Please give me my money! | ||
*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - I have nothing to do with you, no matter what [[File:Ottoman.png]] he said. I had to publicly denounce you just to get Turkey on board | *[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - I have nothing to do with you, no matter what [[File:Ottoman.png]] he said. I had to publicly denounce you just to get Turkey on board | ||
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Yes, I support | *[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Yes, I support welfare and labor rights, and you hate me because I have a large white population? Jesus Christ, why is a totalitarian SJW talking to me right now? | ||
== Further Information == | == Further Information == | ||
Revision as of 18:55, 30 September 2022
Nordic Model is an economically moderate, civically liberal (mostly), and mostly culturally left ideology that believes in the Nordic political model. Combining market capitalism with a large welfare state and a neo-corporatist bargaining system.
It can be debated if the model is aligned more with 
Social Democracy or 
Social Liberalism due to the similarities between the two of them. Most of its followers would claim to be the former.
Bernie Sanders is probably his biggest fan outside of Scandinavia.
Personality
Shy, reserved, and pessimistic, but when you get to know him (or get him drunk), he is a very optimistic and happy-go-lucky kind of person.
Likes to visit the sauna and get drunk.
His favorite drink is coffee.
Gets annoyed when people call him a socialist and gets VERY mad when they say it as an insult.
How to Draw
The flag of Nordic model is based on the naval jack of Sweden-Norway.
- Draw a ball.
- Split the ball into four parts
- Color the left and right parts blue with a yellow horizontal stripe in the middle
- Color the top and bottom parts red with a white-blue-white vertical stripe in the middle
- Draw two eyes.
- You're done!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deep Red | #BA0C2F | 186, 12, 47 | |
| Dark Blue | #00205B | 0, 32, 91 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
| Golden Yellow | #FACD01 | 250, 205, 1 | |
Relationships
Friendly
Paternalistic Conservatism - I'm mostly progressive, but Høyre is still good.
Bismarckism - My more conservative 19th century counterpart south of me.
Social Liberalism - Ease of doing business mixed with welfare programs? Based!
Social Democracy - Literally me, for the most part.
Constitutional Monarchism - He allowed me to work in 3/5 of his countries.
Social Libertarianism - A more extremist version of myself.
Monetarism - He helped me during the 80s and 90s.
Third Way - I guess being pro-NATO does not hurt.
Keynesianism - He taught me a lot during my early years.
Social Capitalism - My economic system.
Technoliberalism - Centrist capitalist unity! Also, I'll tell you when I'm ready for Estonia to join our club.
Market Socialism - The only socialist that I like. He likes markets and co-ops just like me.- File:Kraut.png Krautism - I love this dude and his YT channel.
Neoconservatism - We are all either in your club or want to join it.
Welfarism - The welfare state is a big part of the nordic nations.
Regulationist Capitalism - Capitalism is good, but the market needs regulations.
Mixed
Classical Liberalism - We all love markets, but slow down buddy!
Social Authoritarianism - I like your democratic brother more.
Social Corporatism - Good guy, even if he's too authoritarian.
Democratic Socialism - Welfare's cool, but so is capitalism. (P.S. I'm not socialist!)
Conservative Socialism - Accuses me of abandoning the workers and their interests in favor of identity politics. Alright, maybe I've done so a few times lately, but you'll still vote for me, right?
Yellow Socialism - I like your economic ideas but sadly you're still socialist & we're not socialists.
Fiscal Conservatism - Please, can I spend just a little more? I promise I would be responsible.
Esoteric Fascism - I hate you so much, but you're the only other guy at the Nordic Countries Fanclub.
Sandersism - My #1 fanboy who doesn't seem to understand that I want to distance myself from socialism. Still, at least you say it as a compliment unlike 
those assholes 
.
Mediacracy - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad.
Socialism - I really really' hate being called a socialist, especially in the USA but I can't hate him for this. After all, we both wanted a more fair society...
Syndicalism - I like trade unions, but this is a bit too far.
Neoliberalism - I like to say I hate him, but the truth is that I've warmed up to him since the 90s after his son introduced me to him. I just really don't wanna upset my more left-wing fans if they see me hanging out with you from time to time.
Reformist Marxism - I used to be one of your followers in my youth, but then I discovered class collaboration and the free market.
Moderate Party of Sweden - My main opponent in elections. Nowadays he likes to pretend that he's an "enlightened conservative" who opposes mass immigration and Islam even though it was he who opened the borders under "The Alliance." Your neoliberal economics also sold us out to China. However, Carl Bildt has grown on me over time.
Welfare Chauvinism - At least you like my economics unlike a lot of other right-populists, but definitely not a fan of the xenophobia and extreme cultural conservatism. And yes, Frederiksen kinda likes you, but it's just not as bad ok?
Neo-Ottomanism - Why did you try to stop Sweden and Finland from joining NATO? At least we came to a compromise now.
European Federalism - Denmark, Sweden and Finland are all EU members. Can't say the same for Norway and Iceland though.
Enemies
Marxism - Hurr durr eat the rich, what a psycho.
Objectivism - Hurr durr eat the poor, what a psycho.
Dengism - You stole Volvo from me and kidnapped Gui Minhai. Prepare to die!
Marxism–Leninism - For the last time we are not communists! Also, Русская революция Russian Revolution, Красный террор Red Terror, Убийство Троцкого Assassination of Trotsky, Голодомор Holodomor, Депортации Deportations, ГУЛАГ Gulag, финская зимняя война Finnish Winter War, Ферма животных Animal Farm, Пакт Молотова-Риббентропа Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Раскол Тито-Сталин Tito-Stalin Split, Красный империализм Red Imperialism, Десталинизация De-Stalinization, Венгерская революция 1956 года Hungarian Revolution of 1956
Stalinism - Njet, Molotoff! Njet, Molotoff! Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff!
National Socialism - Darwinists who invaded Denmark and Norway. I even had to briefly bring back the death penalty to remove Quisling.
Juche - I sold you a bunch of cars, but you still haven't paid me back. Please give me my money!
Democratic Confederalism - I have nothing to do with you, no matter what he said. I had to publicly denounce you just to get Turkey on board
State Liberalism - Yes, I support welfare and labor rights, and you hate me because I have a large white population? Jesus Christ, why is a totalitarian SJW talking to me right now?
Further Information
Literature
- The Nordic Model of Social Democracy by Dag Einar Thorsen, Nik Brandal, and Øivind Bratberg
- Viking Economics: How the Scandinavians Got It Right-and How We Can, Too by George Lakey
- The Nordic Theory of Everything: In Search of a Better Life by Anu Partanen
- The constitution of the Kingdom of Norway
- The Constitution of the kingdom of Sweden
Wikipedia
- Nordic Model
- Nordic model approach to prostitution
- National income policy agreement (Finland)
- Government Pension Fund of Norway
- Rehn–Meidner model
- Flexicurity
Videos
How Denmark invented Social Democracy by File:Kraut.png Kraut
Norway and Sweden Compared by Mr. Beat- Norway: Is It The Perfect Economy? by Economics Explained
- The Economy of Sweden by the same channel
- Why Oil Doesn’t Corrupt Norway by PolyMatter
Gallery
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Credit: Bruno-radicall
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Bonus: A Legacy icon, crafted by the old ones, the creators of the page.
