Revision as of 01:48, 11 November 2023

Vistulism

Basic Information

Aliases

Add if you want, they can be as insulting as you want lol

Based and Memed
Creator of Cyborg Tito
Labourtarianism
English cuck

Greatest achievement

High fiving Jeremy Corbyn

Gangs

Artel Gang
Illyrian Ensemble

Ideological Influences

Influenced by

Ideological Information

Year

2023

Region of origin

England

Ireland, Spain and Scotland (family)
Republic of England (Ideal State) LARP

Foundation

E. D.

Variations

Sub-Ideologies

Anarcho-Vistulism
- Anarchism
- Libertarian Municipalism
- Anti-Capitalism

Labourtarianism
- Libertarian Socialism
- "vistula start a faction in labour called the labourtarians"ism
- Anti-Capitalism

Character Information

Likes

the Netherlands
Switzerland
Republicanism
Artel Gang
Attleenomics
Jeremy Corbyn
Jeremy Corbyn
The People's Flag
House of Labour idea
"Tricameralism" (larp)
Left Unity (self-proclaimed, debatably)
Self-sufficiency
Jeremy Corbyn
Hard Left Labour
Arson
Violent revolution
Strikes
Liberty
Merit
Market Socialism
Marshal Tito

Dislikes

Monarchism (except Pantheon Monarchism)
Authoritarian "Socialism" (Fake socialism)
Fascist bastards
Bri'ish Fash Bastards

Song

Uz Maršala Tita (Synthwave Remix)

When I grow up, I want to be Josip Broz Tito

Vistulism is a LibLeft, Left Unity and market socialist (specifically the Illyrian type) ideology. It takes ideas from Autonomism (the belief in public disobedience), Conservationist Transhumanism (a personal sub-set of transhumanism which takes the belief that we were made in Gods image and wants to use transhumanism simply for the help of mankind rather than on silly luxuries such as humans having wings.), Post-Scarcity Anarchism(the belief that scarcity can be overcome.), Market Socialism (the belief that markets and socialism are compatiable with each other.), Titoism (non-aligned movement, marketsoc, revolutions/partisan revolution, etc.)

Why you should vote for me

I am Fully Automated Luxury Space Illyrian Market Socialism
Vote for me and I'll automate you getting bitches. (You shall share your means of production together)

Aims

Continue universal healthcare
Strengthen Labour Unions
Bring social progress forward
Raise taxes on the wealthy to fund new social programs
Promote socioeconomic justice
Stop illegal immigration
Implement participatory democracy in regional elections
Adopt a system of Single Transferrable Vote in general elections
~~Use Accelerationism to revive Tito~~
Fuck over Murdoch a billion times

Theory

Taxation

Individual Punitive Wealth Tax

An individual punitive wealth tax should be implemented to target those with immense wealth, relative to the rest of society. It should affect the 80th percentile and above and shall get progressively harsher. Starting at the 80th percentile, it shall be 20% of all transactions, at the 90th percentile, it shall be 35% and at the 99th percentile, it shall be 50%.

Inheritance Tax

An inheritance tax shall apply to any inheritance that is in the 50th percentile of wealth. It shall, like the IPW tax, get progressively higher.
This is to stop certain families from dominating everyone else and instead to encourage a meritocratic society.

Addictivity Tax

I want to tax corporations on all addictive substances (such as nicotine) in order to get addiction down. Addiction is a huge problem for families as many may experience family members going through these horrible things, which would not be good for upbringing.
I believe this tax should be on any products sold with addictive substances. It should start at a base of 15% but increase by 1% for each mg/ml.

Adddictive Substance Limit

I also want a limit to accompany this tax. We already have a limit of 20mg/ml but this does not go far enough in my opinion as addiction is still happening. This is why I believe it should be cut in half to 10mg/ml and soon turned into 7.5mg/ml and then 5mg/ml and even soon 2.5mg/ml. Once addiction has been extremely curbed (like a very small amount of people addicted), it shall be put back to 10mg/ml.

Consumer Addictivity Tax

Another tax for this is on the consumer, think of it like a VAT. It should be a base 10% for any amount of addictive substances and increase by 2.5% for each mg/ml.
I also want this tax to be higher by 5% for those between 18-24 years old. This is to encourage not getting an addiction at an early age. It should also be higher by 25% for those 65 or older to stop people from killing themselves from harmful addictive products.

Land Value Tax

I think we should tax the unimproved value of land (the land in its natural state) to encourage efficient land use and generate revenue for public services.

Carbon Emission Tax

A pretty obvious one, we need to tax companies based on their share of corporate carbon emissions in the country. You may be wondering though "if companies are owned by workers, who tf are we taxing?", well we distribute the taxation equally among all members of the company. This approach gives everyone mutual responsibility for each other so will make people be more willing to make more compromised decisions that everyone in the workforce agrees on creating a form of natural democracy where both options would be liked, just one ever so slightly less than the other. (Thought I'd clarify that.)

Resource Extraction Tax

Taxing companies based on the value of natural resources they extract.

Surplus Profit Tax

We shall tax companies based on their surplus profit compared to last months surplus profits.
This taxes gains that are not necessary for the company to survive. (or smth)
This shall then be distributed off equally to smaller businesses.

Example

Scenario:

Previous month's profit: £300,000
Current month's profit: £375,000
Surplus Profit Tax Rate: 5%

Calculation:

Surplus Profit = Current month's profit - Previous month's profit
Surplus Profit = £375,000 - £300,000
Surplus Profit = £75,000

Surplus Tax = Surplus Profit * Surplus Tax Rate
Surplus Tax = £75,000 * 0.05
Surplus Tax = £3,750

The company would be left with:

Left = Current month's profit - Surplus Tax this month
Left = £375,000 - £3,750
Left = £371,250

Where taxes should go

I believe taxes should be split into 4 funds, in this order of importance:

Education fund (funding for every single citizen to get a high-quality education.)
Healthcare Fund (funding for all people to have access to high quality healthcare)
1. Disabilities Fund (funding for impoverished families who have disabilities to help with healthcare and quality of life)
Infrastructure Fund (funding for infrastructure)
1. Public Transport Fund (funding public transport to encourage its use)
Agrarian Fund (funding for agrarian farmers to improve self-sufficiency in the country)

Unionism

Tenant unions

Tenant unions are a core part of helping against oppressive landlords (if they do end up still existing in this society), that is why we should encourage the joining of tenant unions (and all other types of unions).

UK Dissolution

We should dissolve the United Kingdom into it's constitutent countries and instead aim for a federal English Republic. This is because no matter what, the other regions will want independence and so the constant bickering in parliament between them shall not stop unless we simply grant it.
This shall further the ability for our country's government to actually do something.

Cultural Nationalism

I used to believe this but the international worker has no culture nor nation. We must all be united - diverse in culture, united by class.

Economy

WIP

Trade Unionism

(This shall be moved soon, maybe, probably not...)
Trade Unions are a core part of our country. They must make sure no worker is exploited because even though Illyrian Socialism is good, it's not perfect. I am not a Syndicalist, just a Trade Union lover.

House of Labour

I believe in an establishment of a third house, like the upper and lower house which is composed of workers who have been elected by other workers and they can veto government bills if they achieve a majority vote. New workers would be elected every 2 years by their fellow workers. They can choose to run if they wish to. If a worker wishes to resign from the House of Labour, they may do so. The person who got the 2nd highest vote in that workplace shall replace them if they wish. If they refuse, it shall go up until the 5th place candidate. If they reject this, a new vote will be done.

Workers can also call a new candidate vote if they recieve at least 30% of the people in support of calling a new vote. This vote would then be conducted within at most 2 months time.

All votes to the House of Labour shall be done under a system of STV (single transferrable vote).

Republicanism

I've abandoned allowing the monarchy to exist as a system.
We must reform into a federal semi-presidential republic.

Checks and Balances

As we are embracing a semi-presidential republic, we must add in some checks and balances to make sure we do not fail as a state or let authority hold the people hostage.

I wish for 3 positions within the country:

President of the House of Labour
President of the Republic
Prime Minister of the Republic

I also want to establish these positions in Federal States:

Minister of [state name]
Regional Chief of Labour (from the House of Labour)

President of the House of Labour

The President of the House of Labour shall be voted in by all workers.
They shall actively work to defend workers rights and receive a salary for their role.

President of the Republic

The President of the Republic is a merely ceremonial role which shall be held by the leader of the revolutionary party. All they shall do is unite the people under one figurehead, manage alerts and attend conferences. Other than that, they don't have any real power.
They shall also attend all debating sessions in parliament and restore order in parliament if things get too chaotic.

Prime Minister of the Republic

The Prime Minister is the person with the actual power, unlike the President. They shall be democratically elected by the Electorate. They basically do everything the Prime Minister of the UK does right now, but better because they aren't a useless Tory bastard.

Election Theory

The Electorate

General Elections

The electorate of general elections shall be of anybody who has lived in the country for over one year and is at least 18 years of age.

Regional Elections

The electorate of general elections shall be of anybody who is at least 16 years of age.

Single Transferrable Vote

FPTP has so many disadvantages that it's ridiculous we still use it. Single Transferrable Vote is a much better system for the country.

Political Media

I want to put an end to Mediacracy (Talkin' to you, Murdoch) by putting an end to political media other than actual debates. This is so that the media can't influence people's decision and instead the people can listen to the candidates themselves and people can actually think for themselves for once.

Opinions

Based

Serbian Socialism - Hello Serbsoc, nothing really happened other than a page overhaul. You're still very based in my view.
Voidvill Rajandeep - Your page has so much philosophy so I barely understand it but I'll try. I'm reading through your "Summary" section (bcos I'm still not the best with knowing who theorised what) and Voidization and Postgenderism seem based. I don't really understand what all the Post-[something] stuff is like Post-Marxism so I'll probably need to enlighten myself for around 500 years before understanding any of this. From what I can understand, you're pretty good. You are ultra-progressive which I like and economically not a capi bastard so yay.
Neo-Anthony Bax Thought - Fellow laborwave loving republican. The idea of a National Revolution is fine to me as long as it's loving your country instead of shit like ethnonationalism or racial nationalism, which to you it seems to be. "I personally consider myself an Optimistic Nihilist because I believe in the idea that once we are dead, life will repeat itself, and it will continue in a constant cycle. So, if you live well, why fear repeating this life? I believe it doesn't matter how you live because we will live again and again." That's a nice way to take the way of thinking reincarnation. I personally don't believe in reincarnation, but who knows - maybe the Bible is translated wrong somewhere (LIKE ALWAYS!!). Your support for religious freedom despite finding religion to be rubbish is very awesome, it's a good idea to allow things that you don't 100% agree with. You seem to like Salvador Allende by your election choice, may he rest in peace, fuck the amis, fuck pinochet. Long live Republicanism forever! And long live the revolution.

Semi-based

Brazilian Liberalism - You're not bad for a capitalist to be honest. Without the hawkism and incredibly unbased authoritarianism, you'd be pretty good. All your taxes I agree with though. (just stop calling me a socialist, I am one, I know I am, that's the point.)

Neutral

Cringe

Necro-Anarchism - Anarchism is pretty based, but nationalism isn't. I mean you believe in Market Anarchism at least soooo not completely awful. Also direct democracy is pretty cool. The love of violence isn't cool though, violence should only be done when we are revolting against evil capitalist bastards. Legalised duels seems like such a larp but would probably be funny lol. Panarchism is..a strange idea, but so is your entire ideology so nothing new.

Horrid

Rigby Thought - You aren't guillotine level just yet but very close. Why are so many Brazilians with invalid ideologies here? I mean at least you dislike white supremacism and fashi bastards so you aren't 100% bad, more like 85% bad.
National Wodenism - First of all, I don't care about what religions someone is so I'm not gonna rate you on religion. Republicanism is a pretty based thing but you're ruining the true values of liberty with the strength of the state. ~~Cybercommunism~~ AI Planning is a fun idea lol. Your social and cultural views aren't the worst, at least you're a feminist, menslib and a progcon is still a progressive so it's slightly bearable. Your diplomacy is cringe, it seems to embrace the idea that anything outside of the state is bad for the state. Why the transphobia? Pretty cringe bruv. Anti-Mohammedanism though is based. Mohammed was a pedo and we can't forgive that for stupid things like "religious diversity" because that's just idiotic. The sympathy to anarcho-syndicalism is pretty cool honestly. You're not the worst fascist I guess.

Time for Guillotine

Trump Is Based Thoght - I think that's the biggest bunch of absolute bollocks I've ever seen other than Mugi. Drag queens are pedos? What you talking 'bout my brother in Christ? LGBTQ isn't a plague and never has been you fucking degenerate. This has to be a larp right???? It's terribly spelt, stereotypically Ami "Otherwise Is A Commie", definite larp. Such a larp. Your Dad abandoned you? Lucky him, he doesn't have to see this utter bullshit!!
Tedcruzfan Thought - Literally 1984, fucking nazi larp.

Distributist Reactionarism - Stop ruining distributism! It's time for you to return to Portugal!!