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*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - So, you want to have "No gods, no masters, no rules"? Denying media? Denying Satan? This is bulls... <b>Get shot</b>. | *[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - So, you want to have "No gods, no masters, no rules"? Denying media? Denying Satan? This is bulls... <b>Get shot</b>. | ||
*[[File:UJAN.png]] [[UJANism]] - Oh shit, they discovered me. | |||
**[[File:UJAN.png]] - Come here, (((Jefe)))! | |||
==Further Information== | ==Further Information== | ||
Revision as of 18:37, 17 October 2023
Esoteric Socialism, also known as Masonic Socialism, is an 
authoritarian-left 
globalist ideology that claims to secretly control the world through groups of powerful Freemasons and lobbyists. It is essentially a version of popular conspiracy theories connecting 
communism to the Freemasons and the occult, but entirely unironically. He has a secret plan to create chaos in the world in order to bring the Anti-Christ back, or something. Also he might actually be a Lizard Person???
Personality
Esoteric Socialism is secretive, and lives in the shadows of society, controlling it all in secret alongside his more well-known brother, 
Illuminatism. Not much is known about his personality besides his lust for power and obsession with Satan.
How to Draw
- Draw a red circle
- Inside the circle, draw a square and compass with an arm and hammer inside of it in gold
- Draw eyes and you're done
Step 2 violates a rule, but I don't know how to fix it.
Stylistic Notes
- Esoteric Socialism may be drawn as a ball, triangle, or cube, depending on the artist
- Esoteric socialism might have props such as a Masonic gavel, a tracing board, or a book representing the Volume of Sacred Law. He may or may not have a pet owl.
Relationships
Friends
Illuminatism - Together, we rule the world.
Zionism - He doesn't know it, but I control his every move, I call him player one.
Hibernocracy - Same goes for him, he's player two.
Marxism–Leninism - He is how I'm bringing about the New World Order.
Cultism - Proletkult was based.
House of Saud - Nobody knows but I'm controlling Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States!
Juche - My puppet state created by the CIA.
Dengism - We created COVID-19 together.
Globalism - Prepare for the Great Replacement!
Neoconservatism - One of my major allies. Glory to the army of the NWO!
Frankfurt School & 
Neo-Marxism - Cultural Marxism!
Mediacracy - I control all of it.
European Federalism - Long live the 
EUSSR!
Scientocracy - Those vaccines are great to inject chips and to modify the DNA.
Frenemies
Esoteric Fascism - We want to bring back the Old Gods & control the world. No more brother wars!
Satanic Theocracy - Based, but he's too direct. You gotta do it in the shadows, that way the Dark Lord can get REAL power!
Secular Satanism - You have to understand that Satan is REAL!
State Atheism - The fool doesn't know about our secret schemes to take over the world! Bwahahahaha!
Christian Socialism - I just can't kill him. He is the only one who is nice to me while being a Christ-believer.
Catholic Theocracy - He doesn't know it, but the Holy See is actually controlled by me and my satanic lizard people. I'm not a fan of all the Jesus imagery though.
Pinochetism - We will never forgive you for what you did to Allende. Pinochet was also a Freemason since 1948 and he was more Useful than Allende. And actually were the ones who organized the 1973 Coup anyway.
State Liberalism - We both want the Great Reset but we need a communist world order instead of a capitalist one. You should also worship Satan. Wait, you do worship him? Just in secret?
Enemies
Christian Theocracy - The Anti-Christ will win!
Neoreactionarism - He knows too much about the cathedral, he must be silenced!
Nazism - The biggest threat we've ever faced but finally we brought him down.
Fascism - Same as the above.
Right-Wing Populism - One of the biggest threats to the lizard people, he must be silenced at all costs!
Khomeinism - You know too much. Stop him from getting nukes at all costs!
Capitalism - I may love Satan, but I am still socialist.
Authoritarian Capitalism - Am I really the villain?
National Capitalism - Can it get worse than the Christ-believers?
Hoppeanism - It can.
Neoluddism - The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been based on the human race.
Putinism - Ukraine belongs to us!
Reactionary Socialism - I hate you, but hey, my life without you would be boring. You are socialist only in name tho...
Marxism - Materialist communist that hates religions. And his awful theories caused a lot of misery for humanity in the 20th century. Gradual reforms and progress through reforms are much better. Also banks, governments, and religions are important for controlling society through shadows, and this scumbag wants to remove them too!
Anarcho-Communism & 
Anarchism in general - Naive and very dumb kids, that think that global anarchy is possible. Your ideas are even more out of reality than that bearded guy above.
Odalism - Euronymous...
Avaritionism - So, you want to have "No gods, no masters, no rules"? Denying media? Denying Satan? This is bulls... Get shot.
UJANism - Oh shit, they discovered me.
- - Come here, (((Jefe)))!
Further Information
Literature
- Marx and Satan by Richard Wurmbrand
- Grand Orient Freemasonry Unmasked
- Freemasonry Booklet: Antichrist Upon Us, A False Religion, A Sex Cult, A Super AntiChrist World Power, & Father of Communism
Gallery
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Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, Source
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Old Drawing for Esoteric Socialism
 Fictional Ideologies - These ideologies are UNREAL! 
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