Flexism

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Flexism
"For God, For Economy, For ME!"
Basic Information
Aliases	BASED! Banana country Banana communism Banana Money Change Economy Rule of the Me My leader!
Alignments	Non-Quadrant  Culturally Right  Feminists (Self-Proclaimed)  Environmentalists  Socialists (Self-Proclaimed)  Primitivists  Welfarists  Individualists
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Federalism Socialism (Self-Proclaimed) Banana Republicanism Neoluddism Ruralism Agrarian Socialism Apoliticism Tribalism Primalism Mutualism Distributism
Character Information
Likes	Bananas Banana Banks Satirism
Dislikes	Capitalism Bankers Money Money Banks Politics Philosophy
Song	Monkey Sounds

Flexism is the ideology of GRAN LORD MARTÍN.

Beliefs

Economy

Flexism despises capital, as it deprives us of our freedom. Flexism proposes the following changes for the economy:

1. Abolition of Banks: Flexism believes that if banks are destroyed, the world would be a better society.
2. Ownership of Bananas: Flexism believes that private property should only apply to bananas.
3. Bananas as Currency: Flexism proposes a society where currency has been abolished, and, therefore, a society where bananas are used as currency.
4. Barter Economy: Flexism proposes an economy based on barter.

In addition, Flexism proposes the complete abolition of modern society.

Society

Flexism advocates for a tribal society based on the ancient society of cavemen. Furthermore, Flexism supports a rural and primitive society, as well as the total destruction of modern civilization.

Flexism believes that if modern society is destroyed, all problems will be solved, including murders and crimes. Additionally, Flexism believes that if modern society is destroyed, animals would not be endangered, and people could still feed on them.

Flexism rejects politics and philosophy, viewing them as forms of corporations. Flexism believes that churches—such as the Catholic Church, for example—should be the only things that should not be destroyed.

Distribution

Flexism believes in the redistribution of everything. It believes that we should all share everything, except for personal items like, for example, bananas.

Religion

Regarding religion, Flexism condemns what it considers pagan religions— Judaism, Satanism, Paganism, Neopaganism—and believes that they should be eradicated. Flexism advocates for the conversion of followers of these religions to Catholicism.

Principles of Flexism

The principles of Flexism are as follows:

1. Love God: Flexists must believe in the sole Catholic God.
2. Community: Flexists understand that after destroying the current society, they should live in tribes and communities.
3. Sharing and Distributing: Flexists recognize that after the destruction of society, everything should be shared and distributed among the community.

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Personality And Behaviour

Flexism loves spending money, loves bananas, and loves enslaving people to build statues for them.

How to Draw

Flag of Flexism

1. Draw a circle
   
2. Draw a eyes
   
3. Draw the Flexism Flag
   
4. Colour it!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Green	#6AA84F	106, 168, 79
	White	#ffffff	255, 255, 255

Relations

Tribe!

• Me! - Leader of us!
• Anarcho-Egoism - Good Monkey!
• Apoliticism - No to politics and philosophies.
• Banana Republicanism - Bananas for me!
• Neoluddism - Another Good monkey!
• Ruralism - More field, less city!
• Agrarian Socialism - Good!
• Tribalism - T R I B E !

Maybe in Tribe

• Anarcho-Communism - Too extreme to the tribe, but a good monkey!
• Propertarianism - MY BANANAS ARE MY BANANAS! Wait, are you capitalist?! That is bad!
• Neo-Anthony Bax Thought - My brother, but you are so politic.

Other monkey

• Liberalism - You are too liberal to the TRIBE!

Enemy

• Anarcho-Capitalism - Bad monkey! You no have bananas!
• Capitalism - Bad monkey!
• All LibRight - Bad Monkeys!
• Futurism - I hate the future, and I hate the politics!
• Democracy - Why I can’t be the Supreme Monkey?