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Vistulism is a  LibLeft,  Left Unity and market socialist (specifically the Illyrian type) ideology. It takes ideas from Autonomism (the belief in public disobedience), Conservationist Transhumanism (a personal sub-set of transhumanism which takes the belief that we were made in Gods image and wants to use transhumanism simply for the help of mankind rather than on silly luxuries such as humans having wings.), Post-Scarcity Anarchism(the belief that scarcity can be overcome.), Market Socialism (the belief that markets and socialism are compatiable with each other.), Titoism (non-aligned movement, marketsoc, revolutions/partisan revolution, etc.)

Vistulism also believes that advancements in technology must come. It wishes for a "technological revolution" in which we find ways to improve people's lives even more with new technology. For example, if we are able to make a fully self-sufficient society, we can make a world where people can follow their avaritions (as long as they are moral.)

Why you should vote for me

I am Fully Automated Luxury Space Illyrian Market Socialism
Vote for me and I'll automate you getting bitches. (You shall share your means of production together)


Aims

  • Continue universal healthcare
  • Strengthen Labour Unions
  • Bring social progress forward
  • Raise taxes on the wealthy to fund new social programs
  • Promote socioeconomic justice
  • Stop illegal immigration
  • Implement participatory democracy in regional elections
  • Adopt a system of Single Transferrable Vote in general elections
  • Use Accelerationism to revive Tito
  • Fuck over Murdoch a billion times

Theory

UK Dissolution

We should dissolve the United Kingdom into it's constitutent countries and instead aim for a federal English Republic. This is because no matter what, the other regions will want independence and so the constant bickering in parliament between them shall not stop unless we simply grant it.
This shall further the ability for our country's government to actually do something.

Cultural Nationalism

I used to believe this but the international worker has no culture nor nation. We must all be united - diverse in culture, united by class.

Economy

I am inspired by Attlee, Tito, Vaněk and Horvat.

Vistulism uses the state of crisis our country is going through (shitty economy, cant manage immigration, long queues for anything) and uses these to appeal to the people that socialism is the way forward.

Unionism

Trade Unions are a core part of our country. They must make sure no worker is exploited because even though Illyrian Socialism is good, it's not perfect. I am not a Syndicalist, just a Trade Union lover.

House of Labour

I believe in an establishment of a third house, like the upper and lower house which is composed of workers who have been elected by other workers and they can veto government bills if they achieve a majority vote. New workers would be elected every 2 years by their fellow workers. They can choose to run if they wish to. If a worker wishes to resign from the House of Labour, they may do so. The person who got the 2nd highest vote in that workplace shall replace them if they wish. If they refuse, it shall go up until the 5th place candidate. If they reject this, a new vote will be done.

Workers can also call a new candidate vote if they recieve at least 30% of the people in support of calling a new vote. This vote would then be conducted within at most 2 months time.

All votes to the House of Labour shall be done under a system of STV (single transferrable vote).

Republicanism

I've abandoned allowing the monarchy to exist as a system.
We must reform into a federal semi-presidential republic.

Checks and Balances

As we are embracing a semi-presidential republic, we must add in some checks and balances to make sure we do not fail as a state or let authority hold the people hostage.

I wish for 3 positions within the country:

  • President of the House of Labour
  • President of the Republic
  • Prime Minister of the Republic

I also want to establish these positions in Federal States:

  • Minister of [state name]
  • Regional Chief of Labour (from the House of Labour)


President of the House of Labour

The President of the House of Labour shall be voted in by all workers.
They shall actively work to defend workers rights and receive a salary for their role.

President of the Republic

The President of the Republic is a merely ceremonial role which shall be held by the leader of the revolutionary party. All they shall do is unite the people under one figurehead, manage alerts and attend conferences. Other than that, they don't have any real power.
They shall also attend all debating sessions in parliament and restore order in parliament if things get too chaotic.

Prime Minister of the Republic

The Prime Minister is the person with the actual power, unlike the President. They shall be democratically elected by the Electorate. They basically do everything the Prime Minister of the UK does right now, but better because they aren't a useless Tory bastard.

Election Theory

The Electorate

General Elections

The electorate of general elections shall be of anybody who has lived in the country for over one year and is at least 18 years of age.

Regional Elections

The electorate of general elections shall be of anybody who is at least 16 years of age.

Single Transferrable Vote

FPTP has so many disadvantages that it's ridiculous we still use it. Single Transferrable Vote is a much better system for the country.

Political Media

I want to put an end to Mediacracy (Talkin' to you, Murdoch) by putting an end to political media other than actual debates. This is so that the media can't influence people's decision and instead the people can listen to the candidates themselves and people can actually think for themselves for once.

Opinions

Based

Serbian Socialism - Hello Serbsoc, nothing really happened other than a page overhaul. You're still very based in my view.
Voidvill Rajandeep - Your page has so much philosophy so I barely understand it but I'll try. I'm reading through your "Summary" section (bcos I'm still not the best with knowing who theorised what) and Voidization and Postgenderism seem based. I don't really understand what all the Post-[something] stuff is like Post-Marxism so I'll probably need to enlighten myself for around 500 years before understanding any of this. From what I can understand, you're pretty good. You are ultra-progressive which I like and economically not a capi bastard so yay.
Neo-Anthony Bax Thought - Fellow laborwave loving republican. The idea of a National Revolution is fine to me as long as it's loving your country instead of shit like ethnonationalism or racial nationalism, which to you it seems to be. "I personally consider myself an Optimistic Nihilist because I believe in the idea that once we are dead, life will repeat itself, and it will continue in a constant cycle. So, if you live well, why fear repeating this life? I believe it doesn't matter how you live because we will live again and again." That's a nice way to take the way of thinking reincarnation. I personally don't believe in reincarnation, but who knows - maybe the Bible is translated wrong somewhere (LIKE ALWAYS!!). Your support for religious freedom despite finding religion to be rubbish is very awesome, it's a good idea to allow things that you don't 100% agree with. You seem to like Salvador Allende by your election choice, may he rest in peace, fuck the amis, fuck pinochet. Long live Republicanism forever! And long live the revolution.

Semi-based

Brazilian Liberalism - You're not bad for a capitalist to be honest. Without the hawkism and incredibly unbased authoritarianism, you'd be pretty good. All your taxes I agree with though. (just stop calling me a socialist, I am one, I know I am, that's the point.)

Neutral

Cringe

Horrid

Time for Guillotine

Trump Is Based Thoght - I think that's the biggest bunch of absolute bollocks I've ever seen other than Mugi. Drag queens are pedos? What you talking 'bout my brother in Christ? LGBTQ isn't a plague and never has been you fucking degenerate. This has to be a larp right???? It's terribly spelt, stereotypically Ami "Otherwise Is A Commie", definite larp. Such a larp. Your Dad abandoned you? Lucky him, he doesn't have to see this utter bullshit!!
Tedcruzfan Thought - Literally 1984, fucking nazi larp.

Distributist Reactionarism - Stop ruining distributism! It's time for you to return to Portugal!!

Based

Semi-based

Neutral

  • Voltism - You seem like a much better version of the EU.

Cringe

Horrid

Time for Guillotine

  • Monarchism - TO THE GUILLOTINE!
  • Fascism - GUILLOTINE, NOW!
  • Mosleyism - Mosley wasn't AS BAD as above.....but he was still bad so guillotine he goes!
  • Italian Fascism - String him up by his balls and then guillotine him!
  • Alt-Right - Step alt-right up to the guillotine!
  • Homofascism - What...why would you....no....stop. put yourself on guillotine now.
  • Sansepolcrismo - I don't care if you're progressive, you're still going to the guillotine!
  • Nazism - You're definitely going guillotine.
  • Showa Statism - You were arguably worse than nazis, time for guillotine.
  • Esoteric Fascism - No thanks! Go guillotine now!
  • Falangism - The "least worst" fascism. I said least worst not good though so still guillotine time.
  • Hoxhaism - Anti-revisionist authoritarian communism? No thank you! Go guillotine please.
  • Stalinism - Same as above, time for guillotine.
  • Maoism - I don't like you either, go to the guillotine please.
  • Dengism - Nope. Time for Guillotine.
  • Xi Jinping Thought - Free Hong Kong, you fucking bastard!! Time for Guillotine!

Comments

Trump Is Based Thoght - Add me

Tedcruzfan Thought - Add me, you English cuck!

Distributist Reactionarism - Add me

Brazilian Liberalism - Add me

Voidvill Rajandeep - Oi bugger add me

Rigby Thought - Add me. but if you wants to be added back, you must give me an alias.