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Flexism is the ideology of GRAN LORD MARTÍN.

Beliefs

Economy

Flexism despises capital, as it deprives us of our freedom. Flexism proposes the following changes for the economy:

Abolition of Banks: Flexism believes that if banks are destroyed, the world would be a better society.
Ownership of Bananas: Flexism believes that private property should only apply to bananas.
Bananas as Currency: Flexism proposes a society where currency has been abolished, and, therefore, a society where bananas are used as currency.
Barter Economy: Flexism proposes an economy based on barter.

In addition, Flexism proposes the complete abolition of modern society.

Society

Flexism advocates for a tribal society based on the ancient society of cavemen. Furthermore, Flexism supports a rural and primitive society, as well as the total destruction of modern civilization.

Flexism believes that if modern society is destroyed, all problems will be solved, including murders and crimes. Additionally, Flexism believes that if modern society is destroyed, animals would not be endangered, and people could still feed on them.

Flexism rejects politics and philosophy, viewing them as forms of corporations. Flexism believes that churches—such as the Catholic Church, for example—should be the only things that should not be destroyed.

Distribution

Flexism believes in the redistribution of everything. It believes that we should all share everything, except for personal items like, for example, bananas.

Religion

Regarding religion, Flexism condemns what it considers pagan religions— Judaism, Satanism, Paganism, Neopaganism—and believes that they should be eradicated. Flexism advocates for the conversion of followers of these religions to Catholicism.

Principles of Flexism

The principles of Flexism are as follows:

Love God: Flexists must believe in the sole Catholic God.
Community: Flexists understand that after destroying the current society, they should live in tribes and communities.
Sharing and Distributing: Flexists recognize that after the destruction of society, everything should be shared and distributed among the community.

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌.

🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌.

🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌.

🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 — 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.

Personality And Behaviour

Flexism loves spending money, loves bananas, and loves enslaving people to build statues for them.

How to Draw

Draw a circle
Draw a eyes
Draw the Flexism Flag
Colour it!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Green	#6AA84F	106, 168, 79
	White	#ffffff	255, 255, 255

Relations

Tribe!

Me! - Leader of us!
Anarcho-Egoism - Good Monkey!
Apoliticism - No to politics and philosophies.
Banana Republicanism - Bananas for me!
Neoluddism - Another Good monkey!
Ruralism - More field, less city!
Agrarian Socialism - Good!
Tribalism - T R I B E !

Maybe in Tribe

Anarcho-Communism - Too extreme to the tribe, but a good monkey!
Propertarianism - MY BANANAS ARE MY BANANAS! Wait, are you capitalist?! That is bad!
Baxism - My brother, but you are so politic.

Meh

Other monkey

Liberalism - You are too liberal to the TRIBE!

Enemy

Anarcho-Capitalism - Bad monkey! You no have bananas!
Capitalism - Bad monkey!
All LibRight - Bad Monkeys!
Futurism - I hate the future, and I hate the politics!
Democracy - Why I can’t be the Supreme Monkey?

Further Information

Gallery

Portraits and Artworks

Navigation

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-{{Info/Cynics}} <br>
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 [[File:Tribalism - alt2.png]] [[Tribalism]] <br>
 [[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] <br>
-[[File:Mut Alt.png]] [[Mutualism]]
+[[File:Mut Alt.png]] [[Mutualism]] <br>
+[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]]
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 ===[[File:Prim.png]] Society===
+[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' advocates for a [[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism|tribal society]] based on the ancient society of cavemen. Furthermore, [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' supports a rural and primitive society, as well as the total destruction of modern civilization.
+[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes that if modern society is destroyed, all problems will be solved, including murders and crimes. Additionally, [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes that if modern society is destroyed, animals would not be endangered, and people could still feed on them.
+[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' rejects politics and philosophy, viewing them as forms of corporations. [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes that churches—such as the Catholic Church, for example—should be the only things that should not be destroyed.
+===[[File:Distributist.png]] Distribution===
+[[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' believes in the [[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism|redistribution of everything]]. It believes that we should all share everything, except for personal items like, for example, bananas.
+===[[File:Catheo.png]] Religion===
+Regarding religion, [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexism''' condemns what it considers pagan religions—[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy|Judaism]], [[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Satanism]], [[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Paganism]], [[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Neopaganism]]—and believes that they should be eradicated. Flexism advocates for the conversion of followers of these religions to [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Catholicism]].
+===[[File:Prim.png]] Principles of Flexism===
+The principles of Flexism are as follows:
+#'''Love God:''' [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexists''' must believe in the sole [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Catholic God]].
+# '''Community:''' [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexists''' understand that after destroying the current society, they should live in [[Tribalism|tribes]] and [[Communitarianism|communities]].
+# '''Sharing and Distributing:''' [[File:Flexismicon.png]] '''Flexists''' recognize that after the destruction of society, everything should be shared and distributed among the community.
+== 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 ==
+🍌 [[Primalism|🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌]]. 🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! [[Nationalism|🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌]], [[Socialism|🍌🍌🍌]], 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.
+🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—[[Reactionarism|🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌]].
+🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 [[Socialism|🍌🍌🍌🍌]].
+🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌—🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌? 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌.
+🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 — 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌.
 == Personality And Behaviour ==
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 *[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - Good!
 *[[File:Tribalism - alt2.png]] [[Tribalism]] - '''T R I B E !'''
 ==Maybe in Tribe==
 *[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Too extreme to the tribe, but a good monkey!
 *[[File:Property.png]] [[Propertarianism]] - '''MY BANANAS ARE MY BANANAS!''' Wait, are you capitalist?! That is bad!
+*[[File:Bax.png]] [[Baxism]] - My brother, but you are so politic.
 ==Meh==
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 *[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Bad monkey!
 *[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|All LibRight]] - Bad Monkeys!
+*[[File:Fut2.png]] [[Futurism]] - I hate the future, and I hate the politics!
+*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Why I can’t be the Supreme Monkey?

V • E Environmentalists - Green hills and blue sky
Moderate / Productive	Eco-Transhumanism
Main	Environmentalism • Eco-Capitalism • Eco-Socialism • Eco-Anarchism • Eco-Conservatism • Green Liberalism • Green Libertarianism • Eco-Nationalism
Radical	Eco-Fascism • Radical Environmentalism
Self-Inserts

V • E Left Unity - No theory? Opinion discarded.
Centre-Left
Main	Acid Communism • Agrarian Socialism • Alter-Globalism • Anti-Fascism • Austromarxism • Bioregionalism • Buddhist Socialism • Bull Moose Progressivism • Christian Socialism • Circulus Theory • Classical Social Democracy • Communalism • Conservative Socialism • Council Communism • Cybercommunism • De Leonism • Deep Ecology • Democratic Socialism • Eco-Socialism • Ergatocracy • Eurocommunism • Euskadi Carlism • Frankfurt School • Fully Automated Gay Space Communism • Gandhian Socialism • Indigenism • Islamic Socialism • Left Communism • Left-Wing Nationalism • Left-Wing Populism • Liberal Socialism • Liberation Theology • Market Socialism • Marxism • Marxist Feminism • Neo-Marxism • Reformist Marxism • Religious Socialism • Sewer Socialism • Lawsonomy • Socialism • Socialism of the 21st Century • Socialist Transhumanism • Xenofeminism
Self-Insert	Venatrixism • Baxism • Epoch Neo-Marxism • Dankeism

V • E Welfarists - Free Learning, Free Healthcare and Free Hugs
Main	Jacobinism • Directed Socialism • New Deal Liberalism • Social Democracy • Welfarism • Third Way • Humanitarianism
Self Insert	Evenoskyism • Ziółkowskiizm • Aslanism

V • E Socialists - Boys in red doing stuff
Main	Planned Socialism • Directed Socialism • Democratic Socialism • Conservative Socialism • Libertarian Socialism • Liberal Socialism • Monarcho-Socialism • State Socialism • Socialist Transhumanism • Communalism • Neo-Bolshevism • Reformist Marxism
Markets	Market Socialism
Self-Inserts	Venatrixism • Revolutionary Monarchism • Epoch Neo-Marxism • BetterCallSneedism • Imperial Socialism • Scorpism

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