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*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Isn't democracy ''FUN''?!
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Isn't democracy ''FUN''?!
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
*[[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] [[Bolsonarism]] - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
*[[File:Bolsonarism.png]] [[Bolsonarism]] - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - My favorite left-wing ideology.
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - My favorite left-wing ideology.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - F*ck Kurdistan.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - F*ck Kurdistan.
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===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
*[[File:SJW icon.png]] [[SJW]] - Cry moar.
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Cry moar.
*[[File:Antifa.png]] [[Antifa]] - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
*[[File:Antifa.png]] [[Antifa]] - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
*[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Queer Authoritarianism]] - Someone has a domination fetish.
*[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Queer Authoritarianism]] - Someone has a domination fetish.
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*[[File:Milky.png]] [[Dylanism]] - Uber based conservative capitalist.
*[[File:Milky.png]] [[Dylanism]] - Uber based conservative capitalist.
*[[File:Chcknwngsbll.png]] [[Chcknwngs Thought]] - This is just really epic.
*[[File:Chcknwngsbll.png]] [[Chcknwngs Thought]] - This is just really epic.
*[[File:PCB-Krano.png]] [[Kranoterism]] - This one is very similar to myself actually.
*[[File:Krano.png]] [[Kranoterism]] - This one is very similar to myself actually.
*[[File:Sadoneismf.png]] [[Sadoneism]] - [[File:Tomboy.png]] tomboys > [[File:Femboy.png]] femboys
*[[File:Sadoneismf.png]] [[Sadoneism]] - [[File:Tomboy.png]] tomboys > [[File:Femboy.png]] femboys
*[[File:Typicalfan2.png]] [[TypicalFan1 Thought]] - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
*[[File:Typicalfan2.png]] [[TypicalFan1 Thought]] - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
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*[[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] [[Lpyapersonism]] - Not a bad chap.
*[[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] [[Lpyapersonism]] - Not a bad chap.
*[[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] [[Gabrialduffeyism]] - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
*[[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] [[Gabrialduffeyism]] - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
*[[File:Systemism.png]] [[Systemism]] - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a [[File:SJW icon.png]] [[SJW]], but not too bad.
*[[File:Systemism.png]] [[Systemism]] - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a [[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]], but not too bad.
*[[File:Rebelism.png]] [[Rebelism]] - Not bad, but really meh.
*[[File:Rebelism.png]] [[Rebelism]] - Not bad, but really meh.
*[[File:Afun.png]] [[Afunhumaninterism]] - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the [[File:Leftunity.png]] left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
*[[File:Afun.png]] [[Afunhumaninterism]] - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the [[File:Leftunity.png]] left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
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*[[File:CzechIdeal.png]] [[Czech Idealism]] - Seems alright.
*[[File:CzechIdeal.png]] [[Czech Idealism]] - Seems alright.
*[[File:MeriPat.png]] [[Meridian Paternalism]] - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based.
*[[File:MeriPat.png]] [[Meridian Paternalism]] - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based.
*[[File:EthicDarwin.png]] [[Ethical Darwinism]] - Seems pretty extreme, but I can't deny that Christianity and [[File:PCB-React.png]] [[Reactionarism]] is based.
*[[File:EthicDarwin.png]] [[Ethical Darwinism]] - Seems pretty extreme, but I can't deny that Christianity and [[File:React.png]] [[Reactionarism]] is based.
*[[File:KJ icon.png]] [[KJ Nationalism]] - Some good, some bad.
*[[File:KJ icon.png]] [[KJ Nationalism]] - Some good, some bad.
*[[File:Protoair.png]] [[Proto-Airisuism]] - Airisu used to be... normal?
*[[File:Protoair.png]] [[Proto-Airisuism]] - Airisu used to be... normal?
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*[[File:Fiat.png]] [[F.I.A.T]] - Sounds like shit to be honest, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
*[[File:Fiat.png]] [[F.I.A.T]] - Sounds like shit to be honest, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
*[[File:AntiAntiCent.png]] [[Anti-Anti-Centrism]] - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
*[[File:AntiAntiCent.png]] [[Anti-Anti-Centrism]] - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
*[[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] [[Heinrich-Cheungism]] - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
*[[File:Heinrich.png]] [[Heinrich-Cheungism]] - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
*[[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] [[Admiralism]] [[File:Admiralism alt icon.png]] - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not ''admiral'' of the full picture.
*[[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] [[Admiralism]] [[File:Admiralism alt icon.png]] - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not ''admiral'' of the full picture.
*[[File:Waspicon.png]] [[Waspism]] - P*nsexual.
*[[File:Waspicon.png]] [[Waspism]] - P*nsexual.
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===[[File:No.png]] Hostile===
===[[File:No.png]] Hostile===
*[[File:Oiboioiismicon.png]] [[Oiboioiism]] - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
*[[File:Oiboioi.png]] [[Oiboioiism]] - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
*[[File:Plend-icon.png]] [[Plenderplarism]] - This is even worse than [[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]]; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
*[[File:Plend-icon.png]] [[Plenderplarism]] - This is even worse than [[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]]; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
*[[File:Overb.png]] [[Overbism]] - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
*[[File:Overb.png]] [[Overbism]] - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
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*[[File:Yoda8soup.png]] [[Yoda8soup Thought]] - May the force be AGAINST you.
*[[File:Yoda8soup.png]] [[Yoda8soup Thought]] - May the force be AGAINST you.
*[[File:OwfBall.png]] [[Owfism]] - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
*[[File:OwfBall.png]] [[Owfism]] - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
*[[File:Quarkism.svg]] [[Quarkism]] - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.
*[[File:Quarkism.png]] [[Quarkism]] - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.


===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
*[[File:Oofitism.png]] [[Oofitism]] - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
*[[File:Oofitism.png]] [[Oofitism]] - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]] - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, [[File:Floppa.png]] [[Floppaism|Big Floppa]] is NOT an [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Anarcho-Syndicalist]], he's a [[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Neoluddite]] with [[File:Gamer.png]] [[Gamerism|Gamerist]] characteristics.
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]] - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, [[File:Floppa.png]] [[Floppaism|Big Floppa]] is NOT an [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Anarcho-Syndicalist]], he's a [[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Neoluddite]] with [[File:Gamer.png]] [[Gamerism|Gamerist]] characteristics.
*[[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]] - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
*[[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]] - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:Kirakween.png]] [[Kira Kween Thought|Kurwa Kween Thought]] - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than [[File:Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]].
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:Kirakween.png]] [[Kira Kween Thought|Kurwa Kween Thought]] - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than [[File:Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]].
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==Comments==
==Comments==
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*{{Implianium}} - Add me
*[[File:XT.png]] [[User:XarTario|XarTario]] - Can you add me on your self-insert relations? Here's my self-insert: [[XarTario Thought]]
*[[File:XT.png]] [[User:XarTario|XarTario]] - Can you add me on your self-insert relations? Here's my self-insert: [[XarTario Thought]]
*{{NameRetroliberalism}}- Add me and i will add you back
*{{NameRetroliberalism}}- Add me and i will add you back
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**{{NameMetbol}} - I beleive I've answered this on your page already, but yes, you can edit my pages.
**{{NameMetbol}} - I beleive I've answered this on your page already, but yes, you can edit my pages.
***Me: Thank you :)
***Me: Thank you :)
*{{NameBERNHE}} - Add my new ideology, dude. F.I.A.T was for pussies.
*[[File:SCT.png]][[User:Sílas_Carrasco| Sílas Carrasco]] - Add me? pls
*[[File:SCT.png]][[User:Sílas_Carrasco| Sílas Carrasco]] - Add me? pls
*{{NameXirlan}} - Add me
*{{NameXirlan}} - Add me
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*[[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Second Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]] [[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon_with_helmet.png]]: Hello, Metbol. Why do you view [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQ+ as cringe degeneracy?
*[[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Second Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]] [[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon_with_helmet.png]]: Hello, Metbol. Why do you view [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQ+ as cringe degeneracy?
**{{NameMetbol}} - [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Dogpatch_Press#Gallery THIS] is what ALL lgbtp ppl do.
**{{NameMetbol}} - [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Dogpatch_Press#Gallery THIS] is what ALL lgbtp ppl do.
***Me: *notices* EWWWW, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY DO... *sends out [[File:Gay.png]] homosexual [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] Polish Winged Hussars [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] to protect LGBT rights* The truth is [[File:PCB-Wikipedia.png]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT on Wikipedia where there's no d**k photos or any of that weird stuff.] Plus, most furries aren't zoophiles...
***Me: *notices* EWWWW, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY DO... *sends out [[File:Gay.png]] homosexual [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] Polish Winged Hussars [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] to protect LGBT rights* The truth is [[File:PCB-Wikipedia.png]] [[w:LGBT|on Wikipedia where there's no d**k photos or any of that weird stuff.]] Plus, most furries aren't zoophiles...
***[[File:METBOL.png]]: Why would they mention any of this on Wikipeida lol.
***[[File:METBOL.png]]: Why would they mention any of this on Wikipeida lol.
****Me: Because Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that basically contains everything, LOL.
****Me: Because Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that basically contains everything, LOL.
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[[File:Third_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Third Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]]: Hello, Metbol! Why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people? Mine says "Mandatory Disabilities" for me, but I'll put that in my ideology's page next Monday. Anyway, why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people?
[[File:Third_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Third Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]]: Hello, Metbol! Why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people? Mine says "Mandatory Disabilities" for me, but I'll put that in my ideology's page next Monday. Anyway, why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people?<br>
 
[[File:Neokira2.png]] [[Neo-Kiraism]] - Add me?<br>[[File:Ookamithenatsin.png]] [[MugiKotobuki8814ism|MugiKotobuki8814-Tan]] - Add me Metbol-Kun 0w0 *Blushes*


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Latest revision as of 20:55, 20 July 2024

Self Insert
"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent Muddy Mudkipz's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

Metbolism is the ideology of PolCompBall user Muddy Mudkipz, previously known as Metbol, hence the name.

It is an authoritarian right, capitalist, culturally conservative, semi-reactionary, isolationist nationalist, federalist and slightly environmentalist ideology with an illiberal democratic framework. Metbolism dreams of seeing America transform into a nation based off Christian moralism and traditionalism; and romanticizes societies of the past, namely from the Dark Ages and Renaissance, or some kind of pre-industrial society. Put simply, the main points of Metbolism include:

  1. A religious revival and creation of a pan-Christian nation.
  2. A return to an isolationist policy and transforming America into a more self-sufficient nation.
  3. A ruralist revolution that will eliminate urbanist woes and henceforth eliminate cultural and ecological degradation.

Beliefs

Economy

Metbolism supports a capitalist economy. Though Metbolism may be somewhat Regulationist in some areas, mostly to deal with degeneracy, Metbolism admires free unhindered trade, and thusly favors free-market ideologies such as the Austrian School and Laissez-Faire.

Property

Metbolism supports gun, land, and property ownership. The government shouldn't seize individual property except under certain criminal circumstances. Land property is based on the Lockean and Neo-Lockean principle, and ideally, land acquisition would be based on the Homestead Principle.

Taxation

Metbolism does not think tax rates should increase and is promptly Fiscally Conservative. He is not necessarily a tax abolitionist, but could do with income tax being abolished (Like seriously; being TAXED to WORK?).

Metbolism is against welfare. Welfare states spawn welfare leaches. Everyone should become self-sufficient.

Metbolism also thinks being able to choose what taxes you pay is a good idea.

International Economy

Metbolism is not against international trade, but tariffs are important to defend America from her enemies.

Also, no company should be given special treatment under the government. Companies can not be part of the nation, though they are welcome to coinside.

Government

Metbolism supports a sort of illiberal representative democracy, though not necessarily Kleptocratic, that supports Federalism and Confessionalism. This, however, could be more flexible at the local level.

On the basis of privately-run Corporations, Metbol believes they should not be deciding government policy. Likewise with a central banking power, they should not have too much power, and perhaps even be abolished.

Nationalism and Culture

Metbolism supports Civic Nationalism as a basis for our country's form of nationalism, and Social Conservatism as a basis for our culture. Additional forms of nationalism Metbol supports are National Conservatism, Religious Nationalism, Eco-Nationalism, Isolationism, and a little bit of good ol' Patriotism. On terms of culture, Metbol also supports Cultural Conservatism, Interculturalism and a little Reactionarism.

Metbolism thinks Manosphere is semi-based, and it shaped much of his views on Feminism, but he has a massive Incel problem. The only feminist wave that Metbol respects is First-Wave Feminism, and it just gets worse from then on.

Internationalism

Metbolism is non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as Neoconservatism and Zionism because they keep American citizens fighting for foreign causes that otherwise shouldn't concern them. Metbolism is an Isolationist and strives to see America become a more self-sufficient nation.

Religion

Metbolism avidly promotes Catholicism but it is not a state religion. He does support the idea of America becoming an all-Christian nation though, and is tolerable of various other Christian sects, especially Orthodoxy.

In a struggle to keep America a Christian Nation, Metbolism is against Islam, but moreover Paganism, Neopaganism, New Ageism, Nihilistic Atheism and Heretics who think Jesus's only command was "Love Thy Neighbor".

Immigration

Metbolism thinks immigration for diversity's sake is pointless and dumb. Metbolism also thinks mass-immigration is bad because they are often imported for cheap labor and contribute to rapid industrialism. Any immigrants who are accepted should ideally be Christian (preferably Catholic), speak English, be self-sufficient (or willing to be self-sufficient) and most importantly, have a high set of moral standards.

Individualism

Metbolism might appear Collectivist based on his support for Nationalism, Conservatism, Religion, Environmentalism, ect; but he actually favors Individualism, especially economic individualism, however thinks a strong sense of Communitarianism is essential for any good society. In fact, one of Metbol's earliest ideologies might have been Anti-Collectivism, when teachers would punish the entire class due to the fault of just one or a few students. Metbol would often refer to said teachers as "collectivist swines".

Environmentalism

Metbolism supports some level of environmental regulations such as laws against over-pollution and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct. He is also against over-industrialization / metropolization and thinks we should uphold our national parks. We should also work on removing microplastics from the ocean.

To best counter environmental degradation, Metbolism supports small township and mass-deurbanization (TEAR DOWN THOSE CITIES WITH ARMOURED BULLDOZERS! FUCK YEAH!).

Anti-Urbanism

Metbolism believes urbanism is a plight to humanity. They live compacted like farm animals, and they are just generally dirty. Metbolism much prefers Rural, Agrarian or even suburban ways of living. Metbolism believes the spread of urbanism can be halted by thwarting the efforts of city planners and stopping over-industrialization. Metbolism also hates the modernist architecture of numerous city buildings.

Metbolism, inspired by Henry David Thoreau, thinks it would help a lot of people to live in solidarity and with nature; learning from it and taking from it what they need. One drawback to this is that this rush of settlers could lead to urbanization, so it would probably be best if most people lived suburbanly or in cities, while Antinatalism or voluntary Celibacy could help decrease the surplus human population in time.

Bodily Autonomy

Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very strict, and is against most forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be illegal. Some of these would have minor exceptions, such as if half your face was blown off, plastic surgery would be permitted.

These things could be thwarted via Policing.

Anti-LGBT

Metbolism is a Heteronationalist and wants to create LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "LGBT ideologies". This typically means that displays of public LGBT pride and the teaching of LGBT ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the LGBT community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

Anti-Psychiatry

Metbolism believes the state has become too reliant on drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically reduced, and instead be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect.

Furthermore, Metbolism personally feels that psychiatry is kind of shilled, and believes that some psychiatrists dish out pills or insist on further therapy sessions just to swindle some more shekles out of their patients. Not only that, but especially at times of recent, they tend to espouse some degenerate ideologies too, but even Sigmund Freud, the founder of modern phycology, dreamed of creating some sort of Sex Untopia.

Technological Progress

Metbol is somewhat skeptical of technological progress, though generally accepting of it, too much automation could be harmful to society and make people lazy and un-self-sufficient, then people would be left with only meaninglessly monotonously menile jobs, and people NEED to work; not necessarily for somebody else, but for themselves. Needless too say, I am not generally for the notion that the work of man should be replaced by machines.

Even more drastically on the note of technological progress, Metbol is highly opposed to Transhumanism, especially that involving any sort of genetic engineering. Anyone who is a product of biological engineering should not procreate.

Free Speech

Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The American constitution does a good job with this one, and unlike in many countries in the Eurosphere that have banned hate speech, Metbolism considers hate speech to still be free speech. Anti-blasphemy laws are still based though.

Concerning the internet, Metbolism sees the it as more of a public domain that anyone across the world can contribute too, so he believes that the government should not sensor / put up firewalls and believes everyone should be able to access anything on the internet (Given they've got a computer), even if a certain website goes against our ideas; just so long as it doesn't break basic US laws.

Ideological Summary

* Anti-Urbanization

  • Anti-Over-Industrialism
  • Anti-Inflation
  • Anti-Corporatocracy
  • Anti-Collectivist
  • Anti-Abortion
  • Anti-Sex Work
  • Anti-Drug Use
  • Anti-Communist
  • Anti-Socialist
  • Anti-Antifa
  • Anti-BLM
  • Anti-COVID Mandates
  • Anti-Globalist
  • Anti-Mass/Illegal-Immigration
  • Anti-Zionist
  • Anti-Interventionist
  • Anti-Progressive
  • Anti-Multiculturalist
  • Anti-Welfare
  • Anti-Islam
  • Anti-Pagan
  • Anti-Nihilist
  • Anti-LGBTP
  • Anti-Trans
  • Anti-Gender Theory
  • Anti-Psychiatry (somewhat)
  • Anti-SJW
  • Anti-Sexualization
  • Anti-Transhumanist
  • Anti-Furry

    • * Pro-Life

  • Pro-Gun Rights
  • Pro-Gold Standard
  • Pro-Colonial Sentiment
  • Pro-Abolitionist
  • Prohibition (somewhat; socially at least)
  • Pro-Blue
  • Pro-Celibacy

    • Personality

    Metbol is an enjoyer of the lulz and often times has a dark or morbid sense of humor that he likes to express in his works. As much as Metbolism would like to deny it, he is in fact a liberal (though distant), as Reactionary Liberalism is a liberal influence of his, which makes him somewhat of an ethnically impure Polcompball if you will.

    He is arch-enemies with Inky, who continuously bans him for his shenanigans.

    How to draw

    Flag of Metbolism
    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw a white Nordic cross with a black outline.
    3. Draw a thick black line cross-section within the outlines of the Nordic cross.
    4. Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep blue.
    5. Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant brown.
    6. Draw a deep red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.
    7. Add the eyes.

    You're done!

    Color Name HEX RGB
    Black #000000 0, 0, 0
    White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
    Blue #000081 0, 0, 129
    Brown #813E00 129, 62, 0
    Red #D50404 213, 4, 4


    Vexillology

    • The black and white Nordic cross represents based things.
    • The brown coloration is a reference to meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Metbolism due to its name, and is also what "metbol" is a corruption of.
    • The blue coloration in addition to the heraldic red cat, is reminiscent of the flag of Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
    • The red cat is a reference to Paul the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Metbol created. It also represents Metbol's love for cats.

    ✨ AESTHETICS ✨

    Clearly the most important part of any ideology, Metbol's aesthetics include:

    Offsprings

    Metbolism has several ideological offsprings created by other users and by himself. The first one that was created was Radical Metbolism by Angrybirdstd. Other notable offspring include Metboletteism (by TheGhostOfInky), Neo-Metbolism (by me, as an April Fool's joke that went on for a month) and Nordic Neo-Metbolism (by OnlyDeathMayDie, which won first prize in a contest).

    *NOTICE: Some of these pages have been deleted, so there are a lot of red links, but I decided to keep them in the list for commemorative purposes. You may recreate any red links you see (must have adequate amounts of information) or add new links and icons to this list. Established pages should also be added to the Metbolists Template.

    * Anarcho-Metbolism

    Self-Insert Fusions

    Relations

    Excellent

    Good

    • Christian Theocracy - Christianity is the one religion I find truest, and though a theocracy sounds somewhat desirable to me, this is not what we should aim for.
    • Catholic Theocracy - I'm a Catholic, but same to you.
    • Orthodox Theocracy - I'm glad to call you a Christian brother in arms.
    • Trumpism - I like you for your nationalism and conservatism, despite your anti-environmental and Zionist aspects, especially during the middle of your presidency, however you seemed to go a little AWOL nearing the end of your presidency which I am not very fond of now. Like seriously bruh, are the Jews paying you small loans of a million dollars to continue their Jewish cause in the Middle East? Don't say "America First!" unless your an isolationist.
    • Bismarckism - Uber based. Also Prussia Glory is a great musical piece.
    • Democracy - Isn't democracy FUN?!
    • Capitalism - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
    • Bolsonarism - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
    • Distributism - My favorite left-wing ideology.
    • Neo-Ottomanism - F*ck Kurdistan.
    • Paleolibertarianism - The most based of all libertarians.
    • Tolkienism - Probably as based as any anarchist can get!
    • White Nationalism - I believe the white race is quite exceptional in its culture, history, ethics and achievements, but I don't think minorities should be treated unfairly.
    • Cultural Nationalism - I'm against forced diversity, but I think various cultures could get along nicely.
    • Shapiroism - He pwns libtards' epic style and isn't afraid of anything
    • Nixonism - You made a lot of important contributions to the environmental conservation movement and bashing on hippies was totally based. However you were a neocon who supported a prolonged and unpopular war.

    Neutral

    • Jewish Theocracy - I really don't have any hateful feelings towards Jews, even if I like to make edgy jokes about them sometimes. Heck, dear I even say the Jews were based and red-pilled.
    • Fascism - I sometimes sympathize with you, but this is not the best way to go.
    • Christian Feminism - A form of feminism which arbors abortion and whoring. Wait, maybe not...
    • Colonialism - Many people say what you did was wrong, but i don't think ALL you did was wrong, I think you in fact did some good things.
    • Talibanism - Congrats on winning your rightful clay back but stay the hell where you are.
    • Bidenreichism - This actually sounds a lot more based than actual Bidenism.
    • Libertarianism - Being self-sufficient and not relaying on the state to be your sugar daddy is good and all, but I'm not some hippie who thinks people should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt other people.
    • Jacksonian Democracy - You are like Jeffersonian Democracy in a lot of ways, but you were too cruel to the natives.

    Bad

    • Deep Ecology - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals!
    • Humanism - To think every human deserves equal rights simply because they exist is a mistake.
    • Industrialism - Listen, I don't have a problem with increased productivity, I'd just hate to see all the beautiful nature transform into disgusting metropolis filled with tasteless modernist architecture.
    • Bidenism - Even if you could have gone about it better, at least somebody pulled out of that god-forsaken Middle East.
    • Zionism - I actually prefer Israel to most other Islamic nations, but your gonna have to start fighting on your own.
    • LGBT Conservatism - LGBT will never be a conservative value unless you're a native American or African.
    • Anglican Theocracy - Your church only exists because King Henry wanted to divorce his wife, but at least your still Christians.
    • Pol Potism - Based Urbanism hater, but wtf dude, too far man.
    • Radical Feminism - Radical feminism is cringe let alone plain feminism but anti-trannyism and anti-sex work is omega based.
    • American Confederatism - I respect your culture or whatever, I might even say I respect it more than what some of America has become, but the confederacy was a traitorous mark against the nation and slavery had to go.
    • E-Democracy - Get off your lazy ass and go to the polls.
    • George W. Bushism - Your social views are kinda based, economic-wise, not so much. Not to mention you started that damn war in the Middle East.

    Hostile

    • Socialism - The tyranny of the idiotic and the precursor towards communism.
    • Liberalism - My plans will never come to fruition with you in the way.
    • Globalism - In the world there is no justice, it's all a righteous face. But behind it is corruption, that infests the human race. You just keep your courage and teach it to your son. Fight for what you know is right and Troopie Boy you won!
    • Pink Capitalism - We don't need to mass produce dildos.
    • Marxism - Communism is an unrealistic goal, and history has proven it a failure. I'd still hate you no matter how "traditional" you were.
    • Anarcho-Communism - Not that communism or anarchism are at all desirable, but how do you expect to distribute the wealth without a state? (there is no wealth idiot)
    • Black Lives Matter - No they don't Well, well, well... If it isn't a bunch of self-proclaimed "trained Marxists" who like to collaborate with Antifa and is responsible for a forming an Anarcho-Soviet Commune on American soil.
    • National Socialism - You're just evil, you really had to ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone! But AT LEAST you lurved yuur mudkipz.
    • LGBTism - LGBT is cringe.
    • Transgenderism - My least favorite sect of the LGBT community. They're complete freakiziods, just like anybody who gets plastic surgery to look a Barbie doll or whatever.
    • Queer Anarchism - Based department? I'd like to report a class-9 cringe.
    • White Guilt - Why must you be so loathsome of your own kindred? Have a little bit of WHITE PRIDE in yourself, will ya?!
    • Jacobinism - What ANTIFA thinks they are.
    • Transhumanism - Transhumanism is both a stupid and unrealistic goal.
    • CHAZism - A real shitty movement, but it was at least lulz while it lasted.
    • Abortionism - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you.
    • Neo-Paganism - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for putting faith in God to "solve all their problems", but you think magic rocks will solve all your problems and allow you to cast magic spells.
    • Fortniteism - More like go fuck yourself tonight.
    • Egoism - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value doesn't exactly make you sound like an intellectual.
    • Isocracy - Too many chefs spoil the broth.
    • Voluntary Human Extinction - How about you extinct yourself.
    • Green Liberalism - When you mix Liberalism with Environmentalism, all you get is cringe environmentalism.
    • Neoconservatism - Haven't enough of our American men died for that Middle Eastern hellhole.
    • Neo-Libertarianism - You're just Neocon but with more judeo-objectivist shillage.
    • Ecofeminism - When my mom bought a book about you, I realized there were a lot of weird feminist ideologies.
    • Futurism - FUTUUUUURE!!!! FUTUUUURE!!!! FUTUUUURE!!!
    • Honeckerism - EAST GERMANY CRINGE!!!!
    • Total Liberationism - These are the types of people that stand in front of moving trucks.
    • QAnonism - QAnon stands for Queers Anonymous.
    • Laicism - You say church and state should be separate. Nigga, the church SHOULD be the state.
    • Spartanism - Why would anyone want to live this way?
    • Hedonism - The lowest and most depraved of all philosophy.
    • Solipsism - Imagine not being able to comprehend that anything happens outside of your own mind.
    • Relativism - Morality is a philosophy, but true morality I don't believe is based on relativism, but eternal truths.

    Die

    • SJW - Cry moar.
    • Antifa - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
    • Queer Authoritarianism - Someone has a domination fetish.
    • Femboyism - All ideologies that are femboys are an instant F tier.
    • Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of soy.
    • Anti-Metbolism - You're literally my complete opposite! The only thing I like about you is your color scheme.
    • Atheistic Satanism - I don't care that you don't actually believe in Satan. Your farce display for religious equality and human rights is disreputable and you don't deserve any of it.
    • Satanic Theocracy - Literal worshippers of Satan! Even worse!
    • Acid Communism - Don't do drugs, kids.
    • Pagan Theocracy - Heathens? In my territorial conquest? It's more likely than you might think.

    Excellent

  • Neo-Afunhumaninterism - One of my closest friends on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki, and his political views aren't too shabby either.
  • JoeyFloppaism - Uber based.
  • Neo-Rebelism - Let's ride our bikes through a forest trail oh-so gaily together, shall we?
  • Jed-Pilled Thought - Based and Jed-Pilled.
  • Sajtireism - My trolling comrade. 1/27/2020 - NEVER FORGET. SajZeal was an hero.
  • Silly Chimpism - He has much of my views, but with uniquely Finnish characteristics.
  • Ali-Ism - Perhaps the single most based ideology here on the wiki.
  • Dylanism - Uber based conservative capitalist.
  • Chcknwngs Thought - This is just really epic.
  • Kranoterism - This one is very similar to myself actually.
  • Sadoneism - tomboys > femboys
  • TypicalFan1 Thought - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
  • SomeCrusaderism - Your ideology is rather swell.
  • Reactionary Centrism - I agree with a lot of your ideas like anti-homo, state promotion of Catholicism, just your much more, well, reactionary. why do you call yourself a "radical centrist" anyways, there's practically nothing centrist about you.
  • Murphism - A very neat set of ideas. I approve!
  • Nazworth Populism - Ok, this is epic.
  • Sílas Carrasco Thought - All sounds good to me and Sofia the First is good if you're a little girl.

    • Good

    • Minnesotan Distributism - This is fairly based, but gay people are an issue and drugs are bad.
    • Lpyapersonism - Not a bad chap.
    • Gabrialduffeyism - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
    • Systemism - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a SJW, but not too bad.
    • Rebelism - Not bad, but really meh.
    • Afunhumaninterism - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
    • Conservative Socialist Nationalism - Not a fan of socialism, but everything else for the most part is based.
    • Typicalfan1ism - Capitalism, patriotism, conservatism and democracy; I see nothing wrong with this, but please leave the USA alone.
    • Neo-Typicalfan1ism - Like the guy above but doesn't want to invade the US.
    • Waffleofthefuturism - BASED. But I'm not exactly a fan of this military rule.
    • One Nation Libertarianism - This is quite epic too. but naturism? Kinda cringe though.
    • Reactionary-Cheesenism - Culturally and economically based, but a little too authoritarian for my liking. Fascism isn't exactly my mix either.
    • Xivanism - I know I call myself illiberal, but you're a little too illiberal even for me, but other than that, you are very based.
    • Second Addycakesball Thought - Mostly all good takes in my opinion (except for that obvious one).
    • Ronwelltarianism - You're non-interventionism, ant-abortionism, anti-surveillance, gun rights, ect; are all very nice. This talk about how kids should participate in Pride Month and Drag Queen Story Time is is cutting it real close however.

    Neutral

    Bad

    • Shaggerism - Total LARP. kind of based though.
    • F.I.A.T - Sounds like shit to be honest, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
    • Anti-Anti-Centrism - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
    • Heinrich-Cheungism - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
    • Admiralism - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not admiral of the full picture.
    • Waspism - P*nsexual.
    • XarTario Thought - None of this seems very good to me, but at least you seem to be a fellow Super Mario fan.
    • Silasism - I disagree with most of your points, but I guess it's not the worst thing I've seen on this wiki.

    Hostile

    • Oiboioiism - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
    • Plenderplarism - This is even worse than Anarcho-Altruism; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
    • Overbism - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
    • BAUMS - Supports "anarcho-homonationalism with market-syndicalism" and we can't be having that.
    • Potashism - Smoov brain.
    • Hydra'ism - Esoteric Nazi weirdo.
    • Neo-Hydra'ism - This is Hydra post-Buffalo shooting. Martha spoke to him too!
    • Dodobird220ism - Frikken alt-left red fascist.
    • Neoxothelism - Robotic gay environmentalist. Why am I not surprised to see these together.
    • Yoda8soup Thought - May the force be AGAINST you.
    • Owfism - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
    • Quarkism - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.

    Die

    • Oofitism - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
    • Airisuism - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, Big Floppa is NOT an Anarcho-Syndicalist, he's a Neoluddite with Gamerist characteristics.
    • Anarcho-Altruism - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
    • Kurwa Kween Thought - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than Airisuism.
    • Samikakoism - gkys oofit reskin.
    • Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - KILL IT WITH FIRE AHAHAHAHA!
    • Neo Alphadonialism - Well this is extremely gay. OMEGA FAGGOTRY!!!!!

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    File:Third Addycakesball Thought icon.png Addycakesball: Hello, Metbol! Why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people? Mine says "Mandatory Disabilities" for me, but I'll put that in my ideology's page next Monday. Anyway, why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people?
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