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====[[File:Antiwest.png]] Internationalism [[File:Anti-Globalism.png]]====
====[[File:Antiwest.png]] Internationalism [[File:Anti-Globalism.png]]====
Metbolism is non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] and [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] because they keep American citizens fighting for foreign causes that otherwise shouldn't concern them. Metbolism is an [[File:Isolationism.png]] [[Isolationism|Isolationist]] and strives to see America become a more self-sufficient nation.  
Metbolism is non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] and [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] because they keep American citizens fighting for foreign causes that otherwise shouldn't concern them. Metbolism is an [[File:Isolationist.png]] [[Isolationism|Isolationist]] and strives to see America become a more self-sufficient nation.


====[[File:Catheo.png]] Religion [[File:RelNat.png]]====
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Even more drastically on the note of technological progress, Metbol is highly opposed to [[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism]], especially that involving any sort of [[File:Smol biotranshumanism.png]] [[Biotranshumanism|genetic engineering]]. Anyone who is a product of biological engineering should not procreate.
Even more drastically on the note of technological progress, Metbol is highly opposed to [[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism]], especially that involving any sort of [[File:Smol biotranshumanism.png]] [[Biotranshumanism|genetic engineering]]. Anyone who is a product of biological engineering should not procreate.


===[[File:Consti.png]] Free Speech [[File:Libcon.png]]===
===[[File:Consti.png]] Free Speech [[File:Libertcon.png]]===
Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The American [[File:Consti.png]] [[Constitutionalism|constitution]] does a good job with this one, and unlike in many countries in the Eurosphere that have banned hate speech, Metbolism considers hate speech to still be free speech. <s>Anti-blasphemy laws are still based though.</s>  
Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The American [[File:Consti.png]] [[Constitutionalism|constitution]] does a good job with this one, and unlike in many countries in the Eurosphere that have banned hate speech, Metbolism considers hate speech to still be free speech. <s>Anti-blasphemy laws are still based though.</s>  


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*[[File:Anticommunism.png]] [[Anti-Communism]] - Hating on commies is based.
*[[File:Anticommunism.png]] [[Anti-Communism]] - Hating on commies is based.
*[[File:Mushmod.png]] [[Mushroom Model]] [[File:Peachy.png]] - Super Mario is my favorite video game franchise! Thx for all the great games and memories!
*[[File:Mushmod.png]] [[Mushroom Model]] [[File:Peachy.png]] - Super Mario is my favorite video game franchise! Thx for all the great games and memories!
*[[File:MC.png]] [[Minecraftism]] - Also a great game. I've been playing since Minecraft Lite, so give me my veterans badge.
*[[File:Minecraft.png]] [[Minecraftism]] - Also a great game. I've been playing since Minecraft Lite, so give me my veterans badge.
*[[File:Terra.png]] [[Terrarism]] - You are a great game too! And I don't think your just a 2D Minecraft.
*[[File:Terra.png]] [[Terrarism]] - You are a great game too! And I don't think your just a 2D Minecraft.
*[[File:Rural.png]] [[Ruralism]] - City folk just don't get it. <small>I kinda wish I lived in a rural area to be honest.</small>
*[[File:Rural.png]] [[Ruralism]] - City folk just don't get it. <small>I kinda wish I lived in a rural area to be honest.</small>
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*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Isn't democracy ''FUN''?!
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Isn't democracy ''FUN''?!
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
*[[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] [[Bolsonarism]] - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
*[[File:Bolsonarism.png]] [[Bolsonarism]] - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - My favorite left-wing ideology.
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - My favorite left-wing ideology.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - F*ck Kurdistan.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - F*ck Kurdistan.
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*[[File:PCB-Abort.png]] [[Abortionism]] - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you.
*[[File:PCB-Abort.png]] [[Abortionism]] - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you.
*[[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] [[Neo-Paganism]] - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for putting faith in God to "solve all their problems", but you think ''magic rocks'' will solve all ''your problems'' and allow you to cast magic spells.  
*[[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] [[Neo-Paganism]] - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for putting faith in God to "solve all their problems", but you think ''magic rocks'' will solve all ''your problems'' and allow you to cast magic spells.  
*[[File:PCB-Fortnite.png]] [[Fortniteism]] [[file:PCB-Fortalt.png]] - More like go fuck yourself tonight.
*[[File:Fortnite.png]] [[Fortniteism]] [[File:Fortalt.png]] - More like go fuck yourself tonight.
*[[File:Egoism.png]] [[Egoism]] - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value doesn't exactly make you sound like an intellectual.
*[[File:Egoism.png]] [[Egoism]] - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value doesn't exactly make you sound like an intellectual.
*[[File:Iso.png]] [[Isocracy]] - Too many chefs spoil the broth.
*[[File:Iso.png]] [[Isocracy]] - Too many chefs spoil the broth.
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===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
*[[File:SJW icon.png]] [[SJW]] - Cry moar.
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Cry moar.
*[[File:Antifa.png]] [[Antifa]] - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
*[[File:Antifa.png]] [[Antifa]] - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
*[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Queer Authoritarianism]] - Someone has a domination fetish.
*[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Queer Authoritarianism]] - Someone has a domination fetish.
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*[[File:Milky.png]] [[Dylanism]] - Uber based conservative capitalist.
*[[File:Milky.png]] [[Dylanism]] - Uber based conservative capitalist.
*[[File:Chcknwngsbll.png]] [[Chcknwngs Thought]] - This is just really epic.
*[[File:Chcknwngsbll.png]] [[Chcknwngs Thought]] - This is just really epic.
*[[File:PCB-Krano.png]] [[Kranoterism]] - This one is very similar to myself actually.
*[[File:Krano.png]] [[Kranoterism]] - This one is very similar to myself actually.
*[[File:Sadoneismf.png]] [[Sadoneism]] - [[File:Tomboy.png]] tomboys > [[File:Femboy.png]] femboys
*[[File:Sadoneismf.png]] [[Sadoneism]] - [[File:Tomboy.png]] tomboys > [[File:Femboy.png]] femboys
*[[File:Typicalfan2.png]] [[TypicalFan1 Thought]] - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
*[[File:Typicalfan2.png]] [[TypicalFan1 Thought]] - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
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*[[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] [[Lpyapersonism]] - Not a bad chap.
*[[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] [[Lpyapersonism]] - Not a bad chap.
*[[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] [[Gabrialduffeyism]] - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
*[[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] [[Gabrialduffeyism]] - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
*[[File:Systemism.png]] [[Systemism]] - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a [[File:SJW icon.png]] [[SJW]], but not too bad.
*[[File:Systemism.png]] [[Systemism]] - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a [[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]], but not too bad.
*[[File:Rebelism.png]] [[Rebelism]] - Not bad, but really meh.
*[[File:Rebelism.png]] [[Rebelism]] - Not bad, but really meh.
*[[File:Afun.png]] [[Afunhumaninterism]] - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the [[File:Leftunity.png]] left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
*[[File:Afun.png]] [[Afunhumaninterism]] - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the [[File:Leftunity.png]] left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
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*[[File:CzechIdeal.png]] [[Czech Idealism]] - Seems alright.
*[[File:CzechIdeal.png]] [[Czech Idealism]] - Seems alright.
*[[File:MeriPat.png]] [[Meridian Paternalism]] - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based.
*[[File:MeriPat.png]] [[Meridian Paternalism]] - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based.
*[[File:EthicDarwin.png]] [[Ethical Darwinism]] - Seems pretty extreme, but I can't deny that Christianity and [[File:PCB-React.png]] [[Reactionarism]] is based.
*[[File:EthicDarwin.png]] [[Ethical Darwinism]] - Seems pretty extreme, but I can't deny that Christianity and [[File:React.png]] [[Reactionarism]] is based.
*[[File:KJ icon.png]] [[KJ Nationalism]] - Some good, some bad.
*[[File:KJ icon.png]] [[KJ Nationalism]] - Some good, some bad.
*[[File:Protoair.png]] [[Proto-Airisuism]] - Airisu used to be... normal?
*[[File:Protoair.png]] [[Proto-Airisuism]] - Airisu used to be... normal?
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*[[File:Fiat.png]] [[F.I.A.T]] - Sounds like shit to be honest, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
*[[File:Fiat.png]] [[F.I.A.T]] - Sounds like shit to be honest, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
*[[File:AntiAntiCent.png]] [[Anti-Anti-Centrism]] - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
*[[File:AntiAntiCent.png]] [[Anti-Anti-Centrism]] - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
*[[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] [[Heinrich-Cheungism]] - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
*[[File:Heinrich.png]] [[Heinrich-Cheungism]] - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
*[[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] [[Admiralism]] [[File:Admiralism alt icon.png]] - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not ''admiral'' of the full picture.
*[[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] [[Admiralism]] [[File:Admiralism alt icon.png]] - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not ''admiral'' of the full picture.
*[[File:Waspicon.png]] [[Waspism]] - P*nsexual.
*[[File:Waspicon.png]] [[Waspism]] - P*nsexual.
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===[[File:No.png]] Hostile===
===[[File:No.png]] Hostile===
*[[File:Oiboioiismicon.png]] [[Oiboioiism]] - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
*[[File:Oiboioi.png]] [[Oiboioiism]] - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
*[[File:Plend-icon.png]] [[Plenderplarism]] - This is even worse than [[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]]; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
*[[File:Plend-icon.png]] [[Plenderplarism]] - This is even worse than [[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]]; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
*[[File:Overb.png]] [[Overbism]] - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
*[[File:Overb.png]] [[Overbism]] - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
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*[[File:Yoda8soup.png]] [[Yoda8soup Thought]] - May the force be AGAINST you.
*[[File:Yoda8soup.png]] [[Yoda8soup Thought]] - May the force be AGAINST you.
*[[File:OwfBall.png]] [[Owfism]] - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
*[[File:OwfBall.png]] [[Owfism]] - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
*[[File:Quarkism.svg]] [[Quarkism]] - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.
*[[File:Quarkism.png]] [[Quarkism]] - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.


===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
===[[File:Mega No.png]] Die===
*[[File:Oofitism.png]] [[Oofitism]] - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
*[[File:Oofitism.png]] [[Oofitism]] - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]] - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, [[File:Floppa.png]] [[Floppaism|Big Floppa]] is NOT an [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Anarcho-Syndicalist]], he's a [[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Neoluddite]] with [[File:Gamer.png]] [[Gamerism|Gamerist]] characteristics.
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]] - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, [[File:Floppa.png]] [[Floppaism|Big Floppa]] is NOT an [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Anarcho-Syndicalist]], he's a [[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Neoluddite]] with [[File:Gamer.png]] [[Gamerism|Gamerist]] characteristics.
*[[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]] - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
*[[File:Analtru.png]] [[Anarcho-Altruism]] - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:Kirakween.png]] [[Kira Kween Thought|Kurwa Kween Thought]] - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than [[File:Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]].
*[[File:Kill it with fire.gif|30px]][[File:Kirakween.png]] [[Kira Kween Thought|Kurwa Kween Thought]] - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than [[File:Airisu.png]] [[Airisuism]].
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==Comments==
==Comments==
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*{{Implianium}} - Add me
*[[File:XT.png]] [[User:XarTario|XarTario]] - Can you add me on your self-insert relations? Here's my self-insert: [[XarTario Thought]]
*[[File:XT.png]] [[User:XarTario|XarTario]] - Can you add me on your self-insert relations? Here's my self-insert: [[XarTario Thought]]
*{{NameRetroliberalism}}- Add me and i will add you back
*{{NameRetroliberalism}}- Add me and i will add you back
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**{{NameMetbol}} - I beleive I've answered this on your page already, but yes, you can edit my pages.
**{{NameMetbol}} - I beleive I've answered this on your page already, but yes, you can edit my pages.
***Me: Thank you :)
***Me: Thank you :)
*{{NameBERNHE}} - Add my new ideology, dude. F.I.A.T was for pussies.
*[[File:SCT.png]][[User:Sílas_Carrasco| Sílas Carrasco]] - Add me? pls
*[[File:SCT.png]][[User:Sílas_Carrasco| Sílas Carrasco]] - Add me? pls
*{{NameXirlan}} - Add me
*{{NameXirlan}} - Add me
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*[[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Second Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]] [[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon_with_helmet.png]]: Hello, Metbol. Why do you view [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQ+ as cringe degeneracy?
*[[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Second Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]] [[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon_with_helmet.png]]: Hello, Metbol. Why do you view [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQ+ as cringe degeneracy?
**{{NameMetbol}} - [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Dogpatch_Press#Gallery THIS] is what ALL lgbtp ppl do.
**{{NameMetbol}} - [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Dogpatch_Press#Gallery THIS] is what ALL lgbtp ppl do.
***Me: *notices* EWWWW, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY DO... *sends out [[File:Gay.png]] homosexual [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] Polish Winged Hussars [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] to protect LGBT rights* The truth is [[File:PCB-Wikipedia.png]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT on Wikipedia where there's no d**k photos or any of that weird stuff.] Plus, most furries aren't zoophiles...
***Me: *notices* EWWWW, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY DO... *sends out [[File:Gay.png]] homosexual [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] Polish Winged Hussars [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] [[File:Cball-PL.png]] to protect LGBT rights* The truth is [[File:PCB-Wikipedia.png]] [[w:LGBT|on Wikipedia where there's no d**k photos or any of that weird stuff.]] Plus, most furries aren't zoophiles...
***[[File:METBOL.png]]: Why would they mention any of this on Wikipeida lol.
***[[File:METBOL.png]]: Why would they mention any of this on Wikipeida lol.
****Me: Because Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that basically contains everything, LOL.
****Me: Because Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that basically contains everything, LOL.
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[[File:Third_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Third Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]]: Hello, Metbol! Why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people? Mine says "Mandatory Disabilities" for me, but I'll put that in my ideology's page next Monday. Anyway, why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people?
[[File:Third_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] [[Third Addycakesball Thought|Addycakesball]]: Hello, Metbol! Why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people? Mine says "Mandatory Disabilities" for me, but I'll put that in my ideology's page next Monday. Anyway, why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people?<br>
 
[[File:Neokira2.png]] [[Neo-Kiraism]] - Add me?<br>[[File:Ookamithenatsin.png]] [[MugiKotobuki8814ism|MugiKotobuki8814-Tan]] - Add me Metbol-Kun 0w0 *Blushes*


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Latest revision as of 10:39, 20 November 2024

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"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent Muddy Mudkipz's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

Metbolism is the ideology of PolCompBall user Muddy Mudkipz, previously known as Metbol, hence the name.

It is an authoritarian right, capitalist, culturally conservative, semi-reactionary, isolationist nationalist, federalist and slightly environmentalist ideology with an illiberal democratic framework. Metbolism dreams of seeing America transform into a nation based off Christian moralism and traditionalism; and romanticizes societies of the past, namely from the Dark Ages and Renaissance, or some kind of pre-industrial society. Put simply, the main points of Metbolism include:

  1. A religious revival and creation of a pan-Christian nation.
  2. A return to an isolationist policy and transforming America into a more self-sufficient nation.
  3. A ruralist revolution that will eliminate urbanist woes and henceforth eliminate cultural and ecological degradation.

Beliefs

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Metbolism supports a Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination capitalist economy. Though Metbolism may be somewhat Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Regulationist in some areas, mostly to deal with degeneracy, Metbolism admires free unhindered trade, and thusly favors free-market ideologies such as the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Austrian School and Laissez-Faire.

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Metbolism supports Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination gun, land, and property ownership. The government shouldn't seize individual property except under certain criminal circumstances. Land property is based on the Lockean and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Lockean principle, and ideally, land acquisition would be based on the Homestead Principle.

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Metbolism does not think tax rates should increase and is promptly Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Fiscally Conservative. He is not necessarily a tax abolitionist, but could do with income tax being abolished (Like seriously; being TAXED to WORK?).

Metbolism is against Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination welfare. Welfare states spawn welfare leaches. Everyone should become self-sufficient.

Metbolism also thinks being able to choose what taxes you pay is a good idea.

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Metbolism is not against international trade, but tariffs are important to defend America from her enemies.

Also, no company should be given special treatment under the government. Companies can not be part of the nation, though they are welcome to coinside.

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Metbolism supports a sort of illiberal representative democracy, though not necessarily Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Kleptocratic, that supports Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Federalism and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Confessionalism. This, however, could be more flexible at the local level.

On the basis of privately-run Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Corporations, Metbol believes they should not be deciding government policy. Likewise with a Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination central banking power, they should not have too much power, and perhaps even be abolished.

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Metbolism supports Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Civic Nationalism as a basis for our country's form of nationalism, and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Social Conservatism as a basis for our culture. Additional forms of nationalism Metbol supports are Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination National Conservatism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Religious Nationalism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Eco-Nationalism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Isolationism, and a little bit of good ol' Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Patriotism. On terms of culture, Metbol also supports Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Cultural Conservatism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Interculturalism and a little Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Reactionarism.

Metbolism thinks Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Manosphere is semi-based, and it shaped much of his views on Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Feminism, but he has a massive Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Incel problem. The only feminist wave that Metbol respects is Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination First-Wave Feminism, and it just gets worse from then on.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Internationalism Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism is non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neoconservatism and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Zionism because they keep American citizens fighting for foreign causes that otherwise shouldn't concern them. Metbolism is an Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Isolationist and strives to see America become a more self-sufficient nation.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Religion Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism avidly promotes Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Catholicism but it is not a state religion. He does support the idea of America becoming an all-Christian nation though, and is tolerable of various other Christian sects, especially Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Orthodoxy.

In a struggle to keep America a Christian Nation, Metbolism is against Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Islam, but moreover Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Paganism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neopaganism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination New Ageism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nihilistic Atheism and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Heretics who think Jesus's only command was "Love Thy Neighbor".

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Immigration Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism thinks immigration for diversity's sake is pointless and dumb. Metbolism also thinks mass-immigration is bad because they are often imported for cheap labor and contribute to rapid industrialism. Any immigrants who are accepted should ideally be Christian (preferably Catholic), speak English, be self-sufficient (or willing to be self-sufficient) and most importantly, have a high set of moral standards.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Individualism Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism might appear Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Collectivist based on his support for Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nationalism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Conservatism, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Religion, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Environmentalism, ect; but he actually favors Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Individualism, especially economic individualism, however thinks a strong sense of Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Communitarianism is essential for any good society. In fact, one of Metbol's earliest ideologies might have been Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Collectivism, when teachers would punish the entire class due to the fault of just one or a few students. Metbol would often refer to said teachers as "collectivist swines".

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Environmentalism Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism supports some level of environmental regulations such as laws against over-pollution and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct. He is also against over-industrialization / metropolization and thinks we should uphold our national parks. We should also work on removing microplastics from the ocean.

To best counter environmental degradation, Metbolism supports small township and mass-deurbanization (TEAR DOWN THOSE CITIES WITH ARMOURED BULLDOZERS! FUCK YEAH!).

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Urbanism Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism believes urbanism is a plight to humanity. They live compacted like farm animals, and they are just generally dirty. Metbolism much prefers Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Rural, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Agrarian or even suburban ways of living. Metbolism believes the spread of urbanism can be halted by thwarting the efforts of city planners and stopping over-industrialization. Metbolism also hates the modernist architecture of numerous city buildings.

Metbolism, inspired by Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Henry David Thoreau, thinks it would help a lot of people to live in solidarity and with nature; learning from it and taking from it what they need. One drawback to this is that this rush of settlers could lead to urbanization, so it would probably be best if most people lived suburbanly or in cities, while Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Antinatalism or Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination voluntary Celibacy could help decrease the surplus human population in time.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bodily Autonomy Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very strict, and is against most forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be illegal. Some of these would have minor exceptions, such as if half your face was blown off, plastic surgery would be permitted.

These things could be thwarted via Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Policing.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-LGBT Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism is a Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Heteronationalist and wants to create LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "LGBT ideologies". This typically means that displays of public LGBT pride and the teaching of LGBT ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the LGBT community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Psychiatry Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism believes the state has become too reliant on drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically reduced, and instead be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect.

Furthermore, Metbolism personally feels that psychiatry is kind of shilled, and believes that some psychiatrists dish out pills or insist on further therapy sessions just to swindle some more shekles out of their patients. Not only that, but especially at times of recent, they tend to espouse some Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination degenerate Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination ideologies too, but even Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sigmund Freud, the founder of modern phycology, dreamed of creating some sort of Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sex Untopia.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Technological Progress Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbol is somewhat skeptical of technological progress, though generally accepting of it, too much automation could be harmful to society and make people lazy and un-self-sufficient, then people would be left with only meaninglessly monotonously menile jobs, and people NEED to work; not necessarily for somebody else, but for themselves. Needless too say, I am not generally for the notion that the work of man should be replaced by machines.

Even more drastically on the note of technological progress, Metbol is highly opposed to Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Transhumanism, especially that involving any sort of Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination genetic engineering. Anyone who is a product of biological engineering should not procreate.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Free Speech Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination

Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The American Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination constitution does a good job with this one, and unlike in many countries in the Eurosphere that have banned hate speech, Metbolism considers hate speech to still be free speech. Anti-blasphemy laws are still based though.

Concerning the internet, Metbolism sees the it as more of a public domain that anyone across the world can contribute too, so he believes that the government should not sensor / put up Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination firewalls and believes everyone should be able to access anything on the internet (Given they've got a computer), even if a certain website goes against our ideas; just so long as it doesn't break basic US laws.

Ideological Summary

*Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Civic Nationalism

  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Isolationism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Eco-Nationalism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination National Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Religious Nationalism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Heteronationalism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination American Nationalism

  • *Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Authoritarian Conservatism

  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination National Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Paleoconservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Classical Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Social Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Cultural Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Christian Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Eco-Conservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bioconservatism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Fiscal Conservatism

  • *Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Urbanization

  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Over-Industrialism
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Inflation
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Corporatocracy
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Collectivist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Abortion
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Sex Work
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Drug Use
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Communist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Socialist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Antifa
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-BLM
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-COVID Mandates
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Globalist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Mass/Illegal-Immigration
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Zionist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Interventionist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Progressive
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Multiculturalist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Welfare
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Islam
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Pagan
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Nihilist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-LGBTP
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Trans
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Gender Theory
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Psychiatry (somewhat)
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-SJW
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Sexualization
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Transhumanist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Furry

  • *Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Life

  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Gun Rights
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Gold Standard
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Colonial Sentiment
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Abolitionist
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Prohibition (somewhat; socially at least)
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Blue
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Pro-Celibacy

  • Personality

    Metbol is an enjoyer of the lulz and often times has a dark or morbid sense of humor that he likes to express in his works. As much as Metbolism would like to deny it, he is in fact a liberal (though distant), as Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Reactionary Liberalism is a liberal influence of his, which makes him somewhat of an ethnically impure Polcompball if you will.

    He is arch-enemies with Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Inky, who continuously bans him for his shenanigans.

    How to draw

    Flag of Metbolism
    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw a white Nordic cross with a black outline.
    3. Draw a thick black line cross-section within the outlines of the Nordic cross.
    4. Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep blue.
    5. Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant brown.
    6. Draw a deep red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.
    7. Add the eyes.

    You're done!

    Color Name HEX RGB
    Black #000000 0, 0, 0
    White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
    Blue #000081 0, 0, 129
    Brown #813E00 129, 62, 0
    Red #D50404 213, 4, 4


    Vexillology

    • The black and white Nordic cross represents based things.
    • The brown coloration is a reference to Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Metbolism due to its name, and is also what "metbol" is a corruption of.
    • The blue coloration in addition to the heraldic red cat, is reminiscent of the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination flag of Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
    • The red cat is a reference to Paul the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Metbol created. It also represents Metbol's love for cats.

    ✨ AESTHETICS ✨

    Clearly the most important part of any ideology, Metbol's aesthetics include:

    Offsprings

    Metbolism has several ideological offsprings created by other users and by himself. The first one that was created was Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Radical Metbolism by Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Angrybirdstd. Other notable offspring include Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Metboletteism (by Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination TheGhostOfInky), Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Metbolism (by me, as an April Fool's joke that went on for a month) and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nordic Neo-Metbolism (by Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination OnlyDeathMayDie, which won first prize in a contest).

    *NOTICE: Some of these pages have been deleted, so there are a lot of red links, but I decided to keep them in the list for commemorative purposes. You may recreate any red links you see (must have adequate amounts of information) or add new links and icons to this list. Established pages should also be added to the Metbolists Template.

    *Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anarcho-Metbolism

    Self-Insert Fusions

    Relations

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Excellent

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Good

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neutral

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bad

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Hostile

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Die

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Excellent

  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Afunhumaninterism - One of my closest friends on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki, and his political views aren't too shabby either.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination JoeyFloppaism - Uber based.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Rebelism - Let's ride our bikes through a forest trail oh-so gaily together, shall we?
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jed-Pilled Thought - Based and Jed-Pilled.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sajtireism - My trolling comrade. 1/27/2020 - NEVER FORGET. SajZeal was an hero.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Silly Chimpism - He has much of my views, but with uniquely Finnish characteristics.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Ali-Ism - Perhaps the single most based ideology here on the wiki.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Dylanism - Uber based conservative capitalist.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Chcknwngs Thought - This is just really epic.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Kranoterism - This one is very similar to myself actually.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sadoneism - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination tomboys > Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination femboys
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination TypicalFan1 Thought - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination SomeCrusaderism - Your ideology is rather swell.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Reactionary Centrism - I agree with a lot of your ideas like anti-homo, state promotion of Catholicism, just your much more, well, reactionary. why do you call yourself a "radical centrist" anyways, there's practically nothing centrist about you.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Murphism - A very neat set of ideas. I approve!
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nazworth Populism - Ok, this is epic.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sílas Carrasco Thought - All sounds good to me and Sofia the First is good if you're a little girl.
  • Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Good

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neutral

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bad

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Hostile

    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Die

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    Comments

    File:Pixil-frame-0(27).png New Model Of Cheesenism - add me pls Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Me: Can you please add Neo-Addycakesball Thought, my new self-insert?


    Me: Article suggestion for Muddy Mudkipz: Proto-Metbolism

    File:Third Addycakesball Thought icon.png Addycakesball: Hello, Metbol! Why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people? Mine says "Mandatory Disabilities" for me, but I'll put that in my ideology's page next Monday. Anyway, why do your HateValues results say that you prefer abled people over disabled people?
    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Kiraism - Add me?
    Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination MugiKotobuki8814-Tan - Add me Metbol-Kun 0w0 *Blushes*

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