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Tedcruzfan Thought is the Self-Insert of the user Tedcruzfan. Damn jannies won’t let me make a PCB Userwiki, so I have to start here for now. I won’t summarize it here, so READ MY PAGE GODDAMN IT! (WIP)
Admirable Figures
Martin Luther (1483-1546) 
The Founding Fathers 
Andrew Jackson (1767-1845) 
Jefferson Davis (1808-1889) 
- Robert E. Lee (1807-1870)
- File:WilliamDudleyPelley.png William Dudley Pelley (1890-1965)
George Lincoln Rockwell (1918-1967) 
Paul Miller/GypsyCrusader (1988-)
Beliefs
Economics 
Tedcruzfan Thought despises any form of 
economic leftism. It sees 
socialism and 
communism as plagues of the modern world, always complaining about “muh USSR wasn’t real communism!!!”. That aside, Tedcruzfan Thought follows the 
Austrian School of Economics. 
Central banking and most taxes should be abolished, and 
regulation should be rare but still an occurrence, just in case 
f*ggot businesses pop up. He also wants the destruction of 
corporations, seeing them as Jewish abominations in the economy. However, Tedcruzfan Thought also wants 
high tariffs to promote local businesses and the 
liberalization of 
gun and 
alcohol laws because America. Tedcruzfan Thought also opposes 
trade unions, seeing them as f*ggot broke commie organizations that only harms businesses in the end. In terms of technology, Tedcruzfan Thought is largely neutral and believes that it has its pros and cons, but sightly leans towards a more 
rural lifestyle. However, 
transhumanism shall always be opposed. Finally, Tedcruzfan supports the idea of 
land and 
slave ownership.
The State 
Tedcruzfan Thought supports a 
strong, authoritarian, state. Besides, 
anarchism is for pussies. While admiring some 
monarchs, Tedcruzfan Thought personally prefers 
republicanism, mainly because it is an American value. Additionally, Tedcruzfan Thought is 
populist, believing that the world is being controlled by a 
Judeo-Bolshevik Elite that promotes 
Cultural Marxism. Free speech is an illusion, as some ideas such as 
progressivism are so abhorrent that they only exist to be censored. Tedcruzfan Thought also supports 
mandatory conscription, wanting to build a strong military for the United States. The 
police should also be given more power, so we can crush 
stupid protests properly. In terms of abortion, Tedcruzfan Thought is 
pro-life in most cases but will support 
pro-choice sometimes for eugenic reasons. Speaking of “women’s rights”, there are none! Tedcruzfan Thought supports a return to 
patriarchy where women are forbidden from levels of power, and an 
outlawing of f*ggotry. Finally, Tedcruzfan Thought supports 
Lutheran fundamentalism, against 
child predators, 
towelheads, 
LARPagans, and 
degenerate neckbeards. It notices how people are straying away from faith and instead embracing 
satanic ideas which should have been left behind. Well, fuck that shit! If those “people” love satan so much, they should go straight to hell! Its the least they could do after they made the world gone to shit.
Diplomacy 
Tedcruzfan Thought believes in 
White Supremacy. However, it is aware that whites in America are being slowly replaced by minorities and immigrants by miscegenation thanks to 
libtards and cultural marxists. Deporting them would be too much work and bad for PR, so Tedcruzfan supports an 
Ethnocracy similar to Apartheid as a temporary solution.
Relations
Based
Capitalism - The only good economic system.
White Nationalism - WHITE POWER!
Silver Legionism and Rockwell Neo-Nazism - Heroes of the USA!
Hoppeanism - Based force removal of commies, even for an anarchist.
Alcoholism - Can’t be American without beer.
Protestant Theocracy - The true branch of Christianity.
Racial Nationalism - Mix black and white and all you get is a drab gray.- American Confederatism - Should have won the civil war instead of L*ncoln.
White Movement - The real gangsters who should have won the Russian Revolution.
National Capitalism - National Socialism without the bad parts!
Free-Market Fascism - Same as above.- Clerical Fascism - GOD HATES MINORITIES!
- Gypsy Crusaderism - Based.
I’ll ignore that you’re Catholic for now. 
Moon Man Thought - Even more based. You make great songs.
Christian Identity - JESUS WAS WHITE!
Roman Republicanism - Best civilization ever!
Byzantinism - Same as above, but not a LARPagan.
Klansmanism - We do a little lynching.- Jacksonian Democracy - Based gamer who got rid of the bank.
Reactionarism - I too, like simpler times. What do you mean racialism is part of the enlightenment?
Neoconservatism - Establishing American superiority over the towelhead terrorists is based! Though some of you can be cuckservatives.- Mesoconservatism - The above but better.
Imperialism - I don’t see anything wrong with this.
Authoritarian Conservatism - Respect authority.
Police Statism - The police are just doing their jobs, leftoids. Though stop arresting my boys!
Blue Lives Matter - 
National Traditionalism - Save traditional values!
Eugenicism - I don’t want any disabled genes in my country’s children.
Right-Wing Populism - Down with the Judeo-Bolshevik Elite!- Austrolibertarianism - Best economics.
Ignore that Mises and some others were Jews. 
Banderaism - If only you were around today to fight the Russian mongrels…
Christian Nihilism - Revolt against the sickular world!
Trumpism - Best modern-day US president. Again, stop bootlicking the Jews.
Reactionary Liberalism - Capitalist economics with traditional values? BASED!
Protectionism - Fundamental part of economy.
Slavery - Needs to come back.
Ingcap - Sometimes, we need to embrace extremist ideas in order to purge the leftoids and ni-
Islamophobia - Remove the towelheads from our countries! Though Islam is right about gays and women.
Manosphere - KITCHEN TIME!
Meh
Francoism - White Terror is based but you’re still a s*pc cathcuck.
Salazarism - Same as above.
Person Dignity Theory - Same as above, but Ch*nk.
Chiangism - Way better than Mao, but flooding the Yellow River was a idiotic move.
Pinochetism - Based killing of commies, but are you sure you were a nationalist?
Crusadism - Trolling the towelheads is based, but why the hell did you sack Constantinople?!
National Socialism - You have lots of based ideas, but you’re still a filthy leftoid.
Classical Fascism - Same as above.
Esoteric Fascism - Based, but stop being a LARPagan.
Monarchism - Most of you are based traditionalists, but monarchism goes against American values.
Washingtonism - Too moderate, but I’ll make sure that America will come on top.
Kahanism - Based for a K*ke. I support Isreal just to get (((them))) out of America and the Palestinians are sand-eating terrorists, but other than that, fuck (((them))).
Zionism - What I said about Kahanism. The Palestinian sandn***ers deserved it though.
Bonapartism - I don’t know how to feel about you…
Jeffersonian Democracy - Secularism is cringe, but thanks for giving us Jackson.
Paleoconservatism - What do you mean you want to sit around and do nothing? Also some of you sucks off communists as well.
Paleolibertarianism - Defending American values and tradition is good, but you hate the state too much.
Zelenskyism - Better than Putin, but you’re a still a K*ke.
Showa Statism - I’ve recently been thinking where to put you. On one hand, based domestic policies and state worship. On the other hand, you attacked us and didn’t get nuked enough.
Gorbachevism and 
Dengism - Thanks for getting rid of the USSR and Maoist China, useful idiots.
Pol Potism - Only good communist!- File:NatPolPot.png National Pol Potism - Even better than the last guy.
Garbage
Neoliberalism - Cultural Marxists! Not even your economics and imperialism redeem you.
State Liberalism, 
Fordism, and 
Schwabism - The Judeo-Bolshevik elite posing as “capitalists”.
Transhumanism - I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST! I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST! I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!
Discord Moderationism - YOU FUCKING BANNED ME, YOU BASTARDS!
Catholic Theocracy - Disgusting heretic church full of child rapists. Glad Martin Luther saw through your bullshit.
Pagan Theocracy - Go follow a real god lmao. Though Rome and Sparta were based societies.
Neo-Paganism - BURN THE WITCHES!
Satanic Theocracy - LITERALLY SATAN!
State Atheism - “tHeRe Is No SkY dAdDy!!!!” Get out of your parent’s basement for once, degenerate.
Islamic Theocracy - No mercy for sandn****rs!
Jihadism - Imagine attacking every Middle Eastern country except Israel. Even worse than normal sandn****r theology.
Black Lives Matter - NO THEY DON’T!
Bidenism - STOP. RUINING. MY. COUNTRY! I wouldn't be fucking surprised if you were a puppet of those commies in an attempt to sabotage us!
Radicalism - Fuck off, proto-cultural marxist.
Georgism - Rent is due, rentoid.
Monarcho-Progressivism - SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
Jacobinism - Republicanism is good, but you caused history to go downhill!
Socialism - Socialism is the ideology of broke n*ggers who hate working!
Indigenism - Prairie N*gger Removal Act go BRRRRRRR *Proceeds to sip Cherokee tears* We brought civilization and Christianity to you redskins, cope.
Marxism - This k*ke’s ideas and his consequences…
Black Nationalism - Why do the 12% commit half of the crime? 🇺🇸 THERE SHOULD NEVER BE JUSTICE FOR BLACKS 🇺🇸
Black Islamism - Unironic towelhead-n***er supremacy. Disgusting.
Feminism - Stop whining and make me a sandwich.
Caesarism - Get senate’d, proto-leftist.
Islamic Feminism - 🇺🇸 I WILL FORCEFULLY IMPREGNATE ALL TERRORIST MUSLIM WOMEN IN IRAQ AND EVERY OTHER ARAB TERRORIST HELL HOLE 🇺🇸
Keynesianism - The Keynesian might as well burn all of the fucking money.
Lincolnism - I’m glad you got what you deserved for crushing the south.
Leninism and 
Stalinism - Judeo-Bolsheviks who massacred millions!
Marxism-Leninism - All tankies must be destroyed and purged.
Trotskyism - Another Globalist Judeo-Bolshevik who ended up cucking to Sp*cs.
Maoism - Ch*nk who purged his own traditional culture. Should have gotten your Judeo-Bolshevik country nuked.
Juche - Its funny to watch these stupid ch*nks fail at managing countries.
Strasserism - The Strassers got what they had coming to them!
Fourth Theory - Dugin is an anti-white Judeo-Bolshevik who is likely leading the elite!
National Bolshevism - National Socialism if it was worse, combing it with Judeo-Bolshevism!
Ba'athism - Socialist sandn***er ideology. Enough said.
Gaddafism - Sandn***er who sponsored terrorists!
Milosevicism - RIP BOZO
Khomeinism - Claims to be reactionary, allows trannies and beastality. Curious.
Putinism - Judeo-Bolshevik who is currently getting annihilated by the Ukrainians. How the fuck do people think you’re the savior of the white race?
Lukashenkoism - Putin’s little cumslut LMAO. Your country is nothing but a pathetic pile of commie blocs, and stop flooding Europe with migrants!
Xi Jinping Thought - Ch*nk who made his country into a living nightmare. Still better than mao.
Zyuganovism - I told you Russia is still communist.
Anti-Racism - To be anti-racist is to be anti-white.
Comments
Brazilian Liberalism - Add me Faggot!
- As soon as I update my page, Brazilian Mutt.
