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Revision as of 08:51, 20 November 2023 by Scorpi from Mixels (talk | contribs)
Self Insert
"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent Scorpi from Mixels's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

Work in Progress
"I'll be done any day now!" - Still-Being-Drawnism

This page is not done yet and may still contain inaccurate information or miss important details.

Scorpism is the ideology of Scorpi from Mixels.

Economy

I support a market socialist economy based off of Tito's Yugoslavia.

Government

I support a benevolent dictatorship, which imposes authority while protecting the people and developing the nation.

If You Were Wondering...

Yes, I am Justaborrito. PCBA was glitching out, and I also was exposed to progressivism again around that time, so here I am lol.

Relationships

NOTE: I'm still working on this.

The best of the best. Also my poilitical inspirations. (100/100 - 81/100)

  • Thomas Sankara (∞/100) - This man, right here, was gigachad in real life. Built a nation up from the ground, fought against colonialism and imperialism, vaccinated millions of children, planted millions of trees, made Burkina Faso a neutral country, and was overall the best leader for a country ever. Sadly, the neocolonial nation of France hired one of your former comrades to turn against you and betray your revolution. L France. However, a revolutionary may be killed, but his ideas are immortal.
  • Maurice Bishop (100/100) - This man is up there with Sankara, Ho Chi Minh, France Albert René, Patrice Lumumba, and Omar Torrijos as one of the most based leaders ever. He guided Grenada to socialism and progressivism and ended racism and sexism in the country. It's a shame that there were traitors within your party who overthrew you, which allowed Neocucks to invade Grenada and revert it back to a capitalist puppet.
  • James Connolly (100/100) - Rise up the Starry Plough in James Connolly's name!
  • Ho Chi Minh (100/100) - Fought against imperialism of all forms, Japanese, French, and American, and tried his best to free Vietnam from Neocuck tyranny. Truly based.
  • Patrice Lumumba (100/100) - If only you ruled longer, the Congo would have been one of the best countries in Africa, instead of one of the worst (no offense).
  • France Albert René (100/100) - Guided the Seychelles towards socialism and improved healthcare and education, as well as fighting against Apartheid. Though, you should have kept Seychelles a socialist state even after the end of the Cold War, but even then you are one of my favorite leaders ever.
  • Augusto Cesar Sandino (100/100) - Fought to liberate Nicaragua from American imperialism, which is based.
  • Omar Torrijos (100/100) - Best Panamian leader ever.
  • Josip Broz Tito (94/100) - Fought fascism and nazism, resisted Stalin and social imperialism, founded the Non-Aligned movement to protect countries from imperialism of both sides, had a based market socialist policy, and held Yugoslavia together until his death. Extremely based.
  • Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (92/100) - Fought against the reactionary Ottoman Empire and guided Turkey through progress. Your State Capitalistic system is iffy, but even then you're my favorite Turkish president, far better than Erdogan.
  • Michel Aflaq (91/100) - Founder of Ba'athism, and the only true Ba'athist in my opinion. You could've been a great leader for Syria and the Arab world.
  • Amanullah Khan (91/100) - The only good monarchist, implementing a socialist-like economy in Afghanistan and fought against imperialism and reactionaryism.
  • Kwame Nkrumah (90/100) - Father of Pan-Africanism and fought against colonialism and imperialism. You are a Maoist, which is suspicious, but you're probably the only Maoist I like.
  • Sun Yat-Sen (86/100) - Fought for the liberation of China against the corrupt Qing Dynasty and tried to modernize china. Your initial views of being against Manchus as a whole was iffy, but understandable in fighting the Qing. You would've been a great leader had SOMEONE not forcefully taken power from you and fucked China up.
  • Houari Boumédiène (85/100) - A bit too conservative for my liking, but otherwise based, and you actually did shit during your rule.
  • Gamal Abdel Nasser (83/100) - Anti-imperialist hero in Egypt. The only bad thing about you is your anti-semitism, but it's kind of understandable since the Zionists were being a threat towards your nation.
  • Juan Velasco (83/100) - Left-Wing nationalist and anti-imperialist inspired by Tito who sought to implement worker's self-management in Peru, though it failed. But still pretty based ideologically.

Not based enough. (80/100 - 61/100)

  • Ahmed Ben Bella (80/100) - Fought for Algerian independence against French imperialism, which is based. However, you didn't do that much when you got into power, aside from establishing relations with Tito's Yugoslavia, which was based as fuck.
  • Getulio Vargas (75/100) - Alright, I guess. Did some good things in Brazil, but your anti-communism is suspicious, and your quasi-fascism was very, VERY suspicious. I can understand why a friend of mine hates you so much.
  • Muammar Gaddafi (66/100) - Alright, so you were a socialist and was inspired by Tito, fighting against Zionism which was based. However, a lot of stuff about you was iffy, like conservatism, supporting terrorist groups and horrid dictators, anti-semitism, etc. But by all means, I prefer the Jamahiriya over modern-day shithole Libya.

  • Not based, but not cringe either. (60/100 - 41/100)

  • Seretse Khama (57/100) - A capitalist, but a good one since he helped develop Botswana into a peaceful, stable nation.
  • Ibrahim Traore (55/100) - You might as well be the next Sankara, so I support you. However, you should stay away from Putin and make Burkina Faso a neutral country like Sankara did.
  • Martin Luther King Jr (50/100) - Based for being against segregation and racism, but the anti-communism is suspicious, as well as the support for zionism.
  • Abdourahamne Tchiani (50/100) - I think you might do good things to improve Niger (haha funni n word country), however stop allying with Putin.

  • Yeah, no. (40/100 - 21/100)

  • Juan Peron (37/100) - Harbouring Nazis and Ustasas, as while as taking inspiration from Mussolini is just straight up horrible, but you did do some good things to Argentina. Like Vargas, but more fascist.

  • The worst people in history. (20/100 - 0/100)

  • Ben Shapiro (20/100) - "Um, actually, facts don't care about your feelings 🤓" Shut the fuck up, Pragerite.
  • Kim Jong-Un (9/100) - Let's face it: Juche isn't socialism. It's monarcho-fascism, the way they are running it.
  • Andrew Tate (9/100) - This clown is the reason why there are so many edgy 9 year olds trying to be "sigmas" by making sexist/homophobic statements on the internet. Fuck you.

  • Self-Inserts

    Best people on this wiki. (100/100 - 81/100)

    Leaning towards based, but not based enough. (80/100 - 61/100)

    Not that good, but not an enemy either. (60/100 - 41/100)  

    Yeah, no. (40/100 - 21/100)

    If you're here, then you're either a fascist or a capitalist. (20/100 - 0/100)