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* [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Here's the deal you give me free money & I do what I want.
* [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Here's the deal you give me free money & I do what I want.
* [[File:Kaczysmf.png]] [[Kaczyzm]] - The best European!
* [[File:Kaczysmf.png]] [[Kaczyzm]] - The best European!
* [[file:Bolsonarism.png]] [[Bolsonarism]] - Amazing leader. It's a shame Brazil has fallen to antisemitism.
* [[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - The Best embodiment of my ideas!
* [[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - The Best embodiment of my ideas!


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* [[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - We both hate the left, but dude, calm it on the religion. And Democracy is OK <s>unless I lose popularity</s>.
* [[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - We both hate the left, but dude, calm it on the religion. And Democracy is OK <s>unless I lose popularity</s>.
* [[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - I like him, but I don't understand why he hates me.
* [[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - I like him, but I don't understand why he hates me.
* [[File:Radcent.png]] [[Radical Centrism]] - Government #[[:w:Thirty-second government of Israel|32]] (until 2012), #[[:w:Thirty-third government of Israe|33]] & #[[:w:Thirty-fifth government of Israel|35]]
*[[file:Demcr.png]] [[Democratism]] - Stop sanctioning me! Thanks for still supporting me against Hamas albeit.
*[[file:Terrorist.png]] [[Terrorism]] - Only good if I do.
* [[File:Radcent.png]] [[Radical Centrism]] - I was you but I've realized that compromise does nothing to solve the terrorism problem.
* [[File:Natcap.png]] [[National Capitalism]] & [[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Well... this could work out just fine with the RIGHT kind of people in charge.
* [[File:Natcap.png]] [[National Capitalism]] & [[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Well... this could work out just fine with the RIGHT kind of people in charge.
* [[File:Putin.png]] [[Putinism]] - Leave Ukraine! ''*loses popularity with Russian voters*'' well anyway, how're my oligarchs?
* [[File:Putin.png]] [[Putinism]] - Leave Ukraine! ''*loses popularity with Russian voters*'' well anyway, how're my oligarchs?
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* [[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - YOURE AN ANTISEMITIC COMMIE IN DISGUISE!! <s>PiS is Gigabased</s>.
* [[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - YOURE AN ANTISEMITIC COMMIE IN DISGUISE!! <s>PiS is Gigabased</s>.
* [[File:Bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - ANTI-ZIONISM IS ANTI-SEMITISM!!!!
* [[File:Bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - ANTI-ZIONISM IS ANTI-SEMITISM!!!!
*[[file:Lula.png]] [[Workerism]] - Another antisemitic commie who compared us to [[file:Nazi.png]] him.
* [[File:Khomenewicon.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Iran, stop threatening us for fuck's sake.  
* [[File:Khomenewicon.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Iran, stop threatening us for fuck's sake.  
* [[File:Khom.png]] [[Hezbollahism]] - And Hezbollah, stop setting up tents in our territory even though we won't do anything if you do.
* [[File:Khom.png]] [[Hezbollahism]] - And Hezbollah, stop setting up tents in our territory even though we won't do anything if you do.

Revision as of 22:41, 23 October 2024

Netanyahuism is the political philosophy associated with Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli politician and prime minister.


How to Draw

Flag of Netanyahuism
  1. Draw a cube.
  2. Put the Likud symbol in it.
  3. Draw the eyes.

Relationships

Friends

  • Liberal Conservatism - Better than the communist antisemites! Still too soft and moderate, though.
  • Religious Zionism - You took me out of power years ago, but now you're a friend.
  • Trumpism - YOU RECOGNIZED JERUSALEM AS ISRAELI! THANK YOU!
  • Right-Wing Populism - I love your ideas, father.
  • Zionism - Long live Israel!!!! Long live Judaism!!!!!!!!
  • Neoconservatism - Here's the deal you give me free money & I do what I want.
  • Kaczyzm - The best European!
  • Bolsonarism - Amazing leader. It's a shame Brazil has fallen to antisemitism.
  • Kleptocracy - The Best embodiment of my ideas!

Frenemies

  • Jewish Theocracy - What do you mean I'm just making stuff up? I'm the prime minister, listen to me!
  • Kahanism - We both hate the left, but dude, calm it on the religion. And Democracy is OK unless I lose popularity.
  • Revisionist Zionism - I like him, but I don't understand why he hates me.
  • Democratism - Stop sanctioning me! Thanks for still supporting me against Hamas albeit.
  • Terrorism - Only good if I do.
  • Radical Centrism - I was you but I've realized that compromise does nothing to solve the terrorism problem.
  • National Capitalism & Alt-Right - Well... this could work out just fine with the RIGHT kind of people in charge.
  • Putinism - Leave Ukraine! *loses popularity with Russian voters* well anyway, how're my oligarchs?

Enemies

  •  Nazism - At least we can all agree. You are a piece of shit! So many Jews killed by your hand... Be gone, spawn of Satan!
  • Reactionary Socialism - STOP CALLING US CHRIST-KILLERS YOU MEDIEVALIST ANTISEMITIC COMMIE!
  •  Labour Zionism - YOU ARE AN ANTI-SEMITIC JEW, even if you created the state, I don't care!!!!!!
  • Paternalistic Conservatism - YOURE AN ANTISEMITIC COMMIE IN DISGUISE!! PiS is Gigabased.
  • Bundism - ANTI-ZIONISM IS ANTI-SEMITISM!!!!
  • Workerism - Another antisemitic commie who compared us to him.
  • Khomeinism - Iran, stop threatening us for fuck's sake.
  • Hezbollahism - And Hezbollah, stop setting up tents in our territory even though we won't do anything if you do.
  • Hamasism - I WILL COMPLETELY DESTROY YOU, YOU TERRORIST-SUPPORTING ASSHOLE!
  • Erdoğanism - Erdoğan is among Hamas's biggest supporters and there is no doubt that he well understands terrorism and slaughter.
  • Jihadism - OH GOD HE'S GOT A BOMB! RUN! SHOOT HIM DOWN!
  • Kritarchy - Fucking courts.

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Recent changes

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