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"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

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SMALL ROUND BATTERIES and catholics ARE STILL BANNED UNDER (NEO-)BORKER THOUGHT


Hi Jreg, I still hate your content😈!!!!


If you have any questions about my ideology, reach me at +1 614-980-4615 or [email protected]

Alstūdism, or Neo-Borkerism, is the political ideology of Borker, after he stopped being an anarchist. He is now a Fascist, deeply influenced by Mosley and the Italian system of fascism. It is a very nationalistic ideology, as are all fascists, for Norway, and deeply religious as well, believing in Ásatrú. He believes in a authoritarian Norwegian state, modeled technocratically and as a corporate state, as was espoused by Mosley. However, it has not left it's economic leftist roots, and still belives in a form of Socialism, although this time a rather statist kind.


-Table of Contents-

5 Principles of Alstūdism

  • To recognize that the state and people must work as one to protect the nation and maximize happiness.
  • The collective welfare of the nation.
  • To stand against reactionary barbarians and revolting against the current world order.
  • To renew the Norwegian nation through revolution and break away from the west and the east.
  • Upholding the values of nationalism and religion as important cultural aspects that strengthen communities.

Political Journey

  1. 2007-2018 Was raised relatively progressive as my parents were.
  2. 2018-2019 I was the standard Bernie supporter who idolized the Nordic System of Social Democracy.
  3. 2019-2020 Had started to drift more radical as the pandemic set in, specifically got into Trotskyism from reading Mandel, and I considered myself a Mandelist.
  4. 2020-2020 My short lived bout as a council communist started as I read into the Spartacists.
  5. 2020-2022 I started to get less radical as the pandemic calmed down, I was the standard DSA supporter (still am a card-carrying member of the organization), I was kind of an American Nationalist and Isolationist as well. I eventually started to tread more and more libertarian as I was exposed to them, and eventually started considering myself an anarchist without adjectives.
  6. 2022-2023 What I was from Late 2022 to Late Summer of 2023. I was a very nationalistic anarchist, and a staunch communist as well.
  7. 2023- After months of being rather disillusioned with anarchism, and entering a period of stagnation in which I didn’t feel like writing about anything to do with anarchism or what I believed in, I started reading Mosley and Gentile while on vacation, on a whim. After spending a whole night reading and researching, I realized this was the political position for me, as an alternative to anarchism, without forsaking my left wing beliefs and nationalist beliefs.

Government

Alstūdism upholds the principles of republican government, while considering monarchy as nothing more than a reactionary institution that offers little to the people apart from draining resources for so-called "National unity" centered around a figurehead king. It advocates for efficient government operations, depicted in technocratic ideals, eliminating burdens on the public like the royal family. Additionally, Alstūdism supports various reforms within the Norwegian parliament, aimed at restructuring the Norwegian state into a new corporate state.

Storting Reforms

In the pursuit of realizing the ideal of the corporate state, a comprehensive reform of the Norwegian Parliament (The Storting) is imperative. Among the reforms advocated by Alstūdism is the division of the parliament into two distinct chambers, thereby establishing a bicameral structure. These two chambers comprise the National Chamber of Corporations (Nasjonal Kammer av Korporasjonar) as the lower house, composed of representatives elected by the members of each respective corporation, and the upper house known as The Great Council for National Interests (Storrådet for Nasjonale Interesser). Members of the latter are carefully selected from the lower house to serve as advisors to the Kansler, functioning as a grand council.

Economics

Alstūdism asserts that the economy should embrace significant nationalization and adopt syndicate-based organization, drawing inspiration from National Syndicalism and Corporatist principles. It diverges from the latter by rejecting the socialization of the bourgeoisie, a tenet often embraced by fascists. Alstūdism contends that the profit-driven nature of the bourgeoisie inherently conflicts with national interests, necessitating their separation from the nation. State-run syndicates, representing every industry and worker, would be given a limited amount of autonomy from the state, though still held tightly to prevent inefficiency or dissent. Within the syndicates, the means of production would be stripped from private hands, and given to the syndicates, who on loan from the government own and manage these, nearly a form of workers' self management.

Moreover, Alstūdism advocates for substantial expansion in Norway's vital industries, particularly those currently reliant on foreign imports—mainly Machinery and Equipment and Food Stuffs. Over time, the goal is to gradually reduce foreign imports, incrementally boosting domestic industries until achieving complete autarky.

Regarding farming and agriculture, Alstūdism closely aligns with Jorian Jenks's concept of the Land Army. This entails forming a voluntary force responsible for reclaiming and preparing land for cultivation. Members of the Land Army will then be granted the land for farming, having acquired cultivation skills during reclamation service. The ultimate aspiration is to achieve complete self-sufficiency in food production.

Social Views

In its social views, Alstūdism self-identifies as a blend of Progressive Conservatism, though the characterization isn't entirely accurate, as it retains certain elements of and traditionalist beliefs. The ideology embraces Feminism, asserting that both men and women should enjoy equal standing within society. Alstūdism advocates for the full inclusion of women in the military [1] and all governmental positions. However, it rejects affirmative action, as the governance of Alstūdism strongly adheres to a meritocratic approach

Alstūdism extends nearly equal rights to homosexuals as compared to heterosexuals. However, certain limitations apply, notably that discussions on homosexual-related matters are not permitted in public domains, with potential sanctions including imprisonment. Any form of Pride celebrations are prohibited, and organizing such events may lead to legal consequences. Homosexual marriage is legally permissible, yet adoption rights are contingent upon a government-issued certificate affirming the couple's suitability as parents. It's noteworthy that heterosexual couples are given preference in adoption proceedings.

Mild Transphobia characterizes Alstūdism's stance on transgender individuals. The ideology is largely opposed to gender transitioning, except under specific circumstances. If an individual can successfully pass a stringent state-mandated evaluation confirming their experience of gender dysphoria, they may be allowed to pursue medical and social transitioning. This includes healthcare-covered surgeries. However, discussions regarding trans-people are restricted in public forums, and transitioned individuals are discouraged from openly discussing their transition, except within their close circle, in order to prevent the proliferation of transgenderism within society, as observed in the contemporary USA. If an individual asserts experiencing gender dysphoria, they will undergo a process of reeducation.

As for heterosexuals, Alstūdism emphasizes the promotion of traditional marriage[2] and encourages couples to have more children. Social benefits are provided to alleviate the financial responsibilities associated with raising a family. Alstūdism supports legal abortion in cases of nonconsensual pregnancy, although without celebration. The ultimate objective of these policies is to augment native birth rates, fortify the nation, and ensure its enduring survival.

Finally, Alstūdism firmly opposes the dissemination of pornography or sexually explicit materials for entertainment purposes in society. This is rooted in the belief that such content degrades the sanctity of the intimate act, reducing it to mere pleasure-seeking and stripping away the emotional dimension, which consequently adversely impacts society as a whole.

Cultural Views

Alstūdism believes strongly in national rebirth, like it's last iteration. Norwegian culture is being killed by western influence and Neoliberalism, being forced into accepting foreign values and systems. For this to be remedied, Norway has to isolate itself, to let it's culture resurge, and the state as well has to take charge in rejuvenating the nation. One of the foremost matters Alstūdism believes in is reviving Norse Paganism as it is a more authentic Norwegian religion than Abrahamic Faiths, which were and are being imposed on the nation today. Now, this wouldn't involve heavily suppressing Christians or the church per se, but rather removing any government influence they have, offering incentives to the public to convert and centering more social activities around Norse Paganism, and finally, introducing religious doctrine into schools, to make sure the new generation is more inclined to the faith. Along with this, Bokmål must be replaced with Nynorsk. The reasoning behind this is similar to the opposition to Christianity, that it is a foreign element, Bokmål being adapted from Danish, while Nynorsk is a more authentic form of Norwegian.

Foreign Policy

The new Norwegian state must remain neutral in most all conflicts as to maintain the nation's sovereignty from both the West and the East, as both are imperialistic blocs. However, in the case that similar-minded states arise, Alstūdism would be very willing to show solidarity with them against the two imperialistic blocs, and engage in equal dealings with these states.

Military and Defense

Alsūdism holds that the military should be one of the first and foremost focuses of the state, in order to ensure the defense of the nation. It espouses the same four military lines policy put forth by Kim Il Sung in 1962, that the state must "arm the entire population, fortify the state, educate every soldier to become a party cadre, and modernize the military".

Along with this, Alsūdism believes that the military should be heavily politicized in order to ensure ideological loyalty and fervor among each soldier and officer. Political commissars should make up a large portion of the officer corps. This ensures the centralization of military within the state's control, and cuts down on disloyalty within the military.

To defend the nation from external threats via deterrence, the state must develop nuclear weapons as quickly as possible.

Technological Views

Alstūdism holds that for the nation to advance and maintain sovereignty, technological progression must take place, and must be heavily developed by the state. However, it does not want to advance automation enough to cause mass unemployment. Most of the technological advancement should be in terms of military, medicine, and power, to keep the nation on the same playing ground as other nations.

Green Power

Alstūdism believes that Norway should transition fully away from fossil fuel as quickly as possible, and towards more green and productive. Nuclear power, run on thorium, should be the mass source of energy until geothermal and hydropower is perfected. Wind and solar have proven to be inefficient in comparison to these methods, and Nuclear has been unfairly slandered in the media, mainly by those elements who would wish to keep fossil fuels in use.

The Nation

A lot of this I share with and drew from Fargoth

Alstūdism defines the Norwegian nation as the following:

  1. The Native Faith, being Ásatrú, rather than any religion imposed on us hundreds of year ago by foreign powers, that being Christianity.
  2. The Blood, being ethnic Norwegians.
  3. The Soil, that being Norway, and our land currently held by

Just like National Wodenism, Alstūdism regards New World settler colonial countries to be unable to form a nation, as they are not connected to the land they reside on. Instead, the Native Americans and such are, and deserve the land, though that is not too feasible.

A New Era of Romantic Nationalism

Norway didn't really get to experience an era of Romantic Nationalism like the rest of Europe did, as it was a colony to Denmark and later Sweden. Because of this, Norway didn’t get to fully experience it and the cultural development the period brought to other countries. For example, many Norwegian-born philosophers and artists were educated in Copenhagen and then assimilated into Denmark, thus robbing Norway of many talented individuals. To remedy this, a new Norwegian state must invoke another romantic nationalist era.

National Essence and Immigration

Alstūdism follows the idea of "National Essence," as proposed by Giovanni Gentile. This concept suggests that you can have a profound connection to the cultural identity of a nation, like the Italian nation or Norwegian nation, even if you weren't born there. Alstūdism advocates for the repatriation of individuals who strongly identify with a specific nationality, as exemplified by Borker who, despite being born outside of Norway, identifies as Norwegian.

However, individuals would need to fulfill certain criteria, including demonstrating Norwegian heritage and meeting specific qualifications, in order to be eligible for repatriation.

Revanche!

Alstūdism holds the beliefs that to work towards a renewed Norwegian nation the coming state must take Revanche against Sweden, and reform the nation partly through conflict. The specific territories that Alstūdism wishes to return to Norway are Bohuslen, Jemtland, Idre and Särna, and Herjedalen. These territories were all once part of the Norway, and until rather recently, linguistically and culturally Norwegian, distinct from the Swedes in the area. These Norwegians were assimilated into the Swedish population, in a form of cultural genocide. As this is clearly a result of the imperialism of the Swedish Empire, it must be cast off of Norway, as with every other form on imperialism and colonialism. This also works to expand the Norwegian population through the reincorporation of old lands into the State.

The Delusion of Racialism

Alstūdism holds that Racial Nationalism and by extension race, are meritless categorizations that are based on outdated theories, with ethnicity being a far more accurate categorization, as race is often very fluid and ambiguous in it's interpretation, and also lacks a biological basis. Ethnicity, on the other hand, is more accurate because it is based on cultural, historical, and social factors rather than biological ones. Along with this, Alstūdism views Racial Nationalism as a form of Pan-Nationalism, and near internationalism, as it often posits that all people of a certain race should be under one state, which blocks individual nations from having their own self-determination, a principle Alstūdism strongly believes in.

"Race Mixing"

While Alstūdism doesn't believe in race, it is still against "race mixing", or more accurately "ethnic mixing". It believes that for each nation to remain, they must retain their own ethnicity, believing that diversity inherently requires separation.

Random Opinions I Have

  • Alstūdism believes that the Svalbardian Ptarmigan should be introduced to the rest of Norway widely, and be the national bird. The reasons for this are:
  1. The Svalbardian Ptarmigan has adapted to survive in one of the harshest environments on Earth. Its ability to thrive in the extreme conditions of the Arctic symbolizes the resilience of the Norwegian people.
  2. The Svalbardian Ptarmigan is uniquely tied to Norway's Arctic heritage. It reflects the nation's historical and cultural connections to the Arctic region.
  3. It's objectively cuter than the White-throated Dipper.
  • Alstūdism despises small round hearing aid batteries and wants them replaced.

How to Draw

Flag of Alstūdism
  1. Draw a ball with a black outline.
  2. Fill with dark red.
  3. Draw a white gear in the top left, half cropped out.
  4. Draw a white Ásatrú eagle within the gear
  5. Add eyes.
  6. (Optional) Add a beret, with a golden sword badge.
  7. Done!

Literature

Have Read

Ones I've read since making this page
  • - Fascism: 100 Questions Asked and Answered
  • - The Doctrine of Fascism
  • - The Land and the People
  • - The Futurist Manifesto
  • - The 26 Point Program of the Falange
Ones I read last time
  • File:Kropotkin beard.png - The Conquest of Bread
  • - Kurdistan, Woman's Revolution and Democratic Confederalism
  • - God and the State
  • File:Kropotkin beard.png - Mutual Aid
  • - Statism and Anarchy
  • - Atlas Shrugged
  • - The Communist Manifesto
  • - The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte
  • - The German Ideology
  • - The National Anarchist Manifesto
  • - Anarchy
  • - Leninism Or Marxism

Reading

  • - Fascism for the Million

Plan to Read

Suggestions

  • Feel free to add whatever book you'd like me to read here!

Finished Suggestions

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Post your results here:

Relations

If you are the type who adds balls in relations to show your perception of their beliefs or a short summary, then use the following: (Code Stolen from Quark)

[[File:Alstudism2.png]] [[Alstūdism]] ([[File:Sansepolcrismo.png|link=Fascism]]/[[File:Natsynd.png|link=National Syndicalism]]/[[File:OrgDem.png|link=Authoritarian Democracy]]/[[File:NorseTheo.png|link={{PCBA|Norse Theocracy}}]]/[[File:Republicanismpix.pnglink=Republicanism]])

Which will look like this: Alstūdism (////)

Everything here is solely based on political opinions, not personal


Innerst (8-10)

  • National Wodenism (////Norse Theocracy) One of the biggest influences on me becoming a fascist, you are probably the most similar person to me ideologically on this site now. We believe in nearly the same thing, the biggest difference I can think of is that of me being a Revanchist, though that isn't really even a big disagreement. (10/10)
  • Inexistism (////) It's hard to beg down a lot of your beliefs concretely, but from what I can tell you're rather cool, a fellow leftist economically, and governmentally statist, as well as rather conservative socially and culturally. And yes, Death to the West (8/10)
  • Improved Citizenism (////Agrarianism) Over the time I've known you, you've gotten way better politically, as if my memory serves me well, you used to a right libertarian. You seem to have went the same route that I did, though not as extreme, which is understandable. I agree with most of what I see here. (8/10)
  • Messardism (////) You seem pretty agreeable over all, I think we mostly differ in terms of social attitudes, but that’s rather negligible. The Nazi-Maoism is rather weird though, I don’t know much about it other than NazMaos are all schizophrenic. Left Fascism Gang though 💪🏻 (8/10)
  • Ziółkowskiizm (////) While I think you are too moderate in some regards (economics), your social policy and governmental views are incredibly based. I think socially and in terms of nationalism is where we agree the most, and though I don't like your econ, at the very least you're not too capitalist, nor communist. I quite like your foreign policy as well, universal nationalism being something I like greatly. The Catholicism isn't ideal, but at least it's not Judaism or Islam, and speaking of Judaism, we are both haters of international finance . (8/10)

Assosiert (6-7)

  • Leerderism Pretty good overall, you're just too moderate when it comes to important issues, like reformism vs revolution (which is a really big one, as international finance will always work against nationalist movements), and too internationalist really (international finance again). Although I love the agrarianism and communitarianism, we probably agree quite a bit when it comes to that, and maybe nationalism, minus your internationalist tendencies. Overall (somehow ) more moderate version of Jonah. (6/10)
  • File:NNGM.png New North German Model Pretty much have the same critiques of your ideology as I do for Dr. Occo, that being too moderate, but you do lean better in some regards like being fully isolationist. Though, your governmental beliefs are rather middling, and your economics is something you don't really discuss (though fair enough really, econ sucks to read about), and Econ is rather important for me. Your definition of nationalism is wonderful though, and I have quoted it many times in explaining what I believe nationalism to be about. (7/10)
  • Ganzism Fellow pagan and socialist, we just differ on technology and the state. I do think the reactionaryism is rather silly, but you do get more points than him for not being a white nationalist. (6/10)
  • Manipulism Really good, except much like some of the others in this tier, you are too moderate in your goodness, yours relating to economics and government. I don't have too much to say here, as most of this I find agreeable, though the Christianity I of course have problems with as a theocratic pagan. That being said, Paganism is not a larp, Christianity is a foreign, egalitarian, internationalist religion that was imposed on the Germanic peoples by an invading force. In trying to rid Norwegian society of any colonial remnants and imperialistic influences, Christianity must be done away with to embrace a more authentic Norwegian religion. (7/10)

Midtst (5)

  • Packetic09 Thought Can't really discern much of what you believe, but from our discord interactions and from what is on your page, you seem alright-ish, though as of recent you're been treading into really cringe territory. (5/10)
  • Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism I don't find a lot of this page agreeable, even though we are supposedly both fascists and economic leftists. You're way too culturally progressive, and the weeb stuff is frankly gross albeit the whole calling me "Borker-Chan" has kinda grown on me , like your views of state-mandated courtship. I genuinely think though, that if you refine yourself past hate, and into actual ideals and ideology, that you can become very based, if you were to drop the Nazi and Weeb larp, and actually read some fascist literature. As is, a lot of your page I couldn't take seriously, though you have some good roots you just need to embrace. Also drop the "Catholic Paganism" thing, it doesn't make much sense mate (5/10)
  • CarrotsRppl2ism Listen, we are still homies and all personally, but ideologically with me no longer an anarchist, there is seldom we would agree on when it comes down to it. You are an individualist and libertarian, and I am now a collectivist and statist, though to be honest I do not hold the libertarianism against you, I can't suddenly pivot to hate something I once was. My biggest gripes with your ideology is really the individualism and all that stems from that, so ideologically you're not that bad :). (5/10)
  • Jefbol Thought I know you probably don't rate me as highly as I do you, but there is little that I have problems with, like Carrot, that don't stem from one particular issue, yours being Marxism. (5/10)
  • Conorism You don't really have any beliefs so I can't rate you mate (?/10)
  • National 16384ism You have mostly fine takes elsewhere, but when it comes to economics you are pretty bad. Capitalism is at odds with nationalism, as the rich elite will always work against the interests of the nation if it would profit them. Other than that, the isolationaism is quite good, and you in power in the US would actually be ideal, as it would stop the US from intervening in any foreign conflicts like perhaps, a Norwegian Civil War . (5/10)
  • Comrade Phil Thought Like Mugi, you have a lot of good base assumptions, though you twist them in the wrong way. One thing that I find especially egregious about this is your opposition to reading and theory, and smart people in general, on the falsehood that Pol Pot was "Anti-Intellectual" (despite many accounts of him utilizing them in the state apparatus), and being anti-reading is just rather silly, it sounds like an excuse to not challenge yourself with new perspectives, or in your case, learn about the ideologies you espouse. While I am sympathetic to National Bolshevism (Paetelism), I realize that it's incompatible with my fascistic views, it being openly reactionary. On the other hand, you could then be a Limonovite National Bolshevik, but I don't think you'd like him too much, as he was openly a sexual degenerate, even self accounting that he performed fellatio on a black man. Main point here is really just "Read more and watch less Jreg". (5/10)
  • Kimno Thought Not too bad as Marxists, because you're not too culturally left-wing, though I of course still dislike the internationalism inherent in Marxism. Although your cultural views are rather vague currently, I find myself agreeing with 2/3 of it, and we both do believe in "Cultural Rebirth" though I suppose you have a different meaning than I do. Your philosophy is again rather vague, though again I find myself agreeing with a lot of it. The majority of our disagreements I would think lie in government and economics. (5/10)
  • Neoteric Communization Your page seems way more focused on philosophy than I'm used to, so I don't understand a good bit of it. When getting into your actual political beliefs, you just seem too moderate, though decent enough on civics, your econ is way too market oriented and captialist, which is vile. (5/10)
  • Meridionalism You've gotten better from your reformism and marketism, though you're still lacking civically and economically. You still seem to be rather globalist from what I can tell, and are weirdly more against ethnic nationalism than racial nationalism, which is kinda silly. Other than that, the only place you're still lacking is mostly economics and overall being too moderate. (5/10)
  • One of the better ones in this tier, mostly because you aren't as bad in your bad aspects as the other people here. World Federalism is obviously evil and impossible to achieve, and along with that you cling onto neutered reactionary institutes for some reason, that being monarchism. Your economics are your strong suit though, and are quite decent, if not based. (5/10)
  • Salvationism (////Futurism) Not sure why you have me rated highly all things considered, but compliment taken I guess. However, a lot of your beliefs seem very silly to me. How can you openly espouse nationalism for a nation that doesn't exist, America, and besides that, espouse globalism as well. Zionism as well seems very weird for a Marxist and a Christian to support, and Marx himself was against nationalism quite openly, not much up to interpretation there. However, I do like the left wing economics and statism, even if you weirdly balance it with libertarianism. I would also really like to hear how you define the nation, and believe that America is a nation if anything other than a civic nationalist. I will be writing more here as your develop your page. (5/10)

Trell (2-4)

  • BERNHEism Still pretty evil in a lot of regards, though now I do look on you more favorably. For one, your views of electricity and power I fully agree with, although with my own Borker spin of course, though looking through your page that's just about the only thing I don't dislike really. You're way to economically right wing, as well as imperialistic when it comes to it as well, though I do think your civics aren't the worst, and of course I love the environmentalism. And the laicism is rather bad, though I guess there's really no other good alternative native faith for America, so fair, which also applies to the interculturalism and the cuck nationalism. (3/10)
  • Jupiter Thought Better than the majority of ideologies in this tier, however you are a racialist and world federalist. the Hindu racial caste thing is also one of the worst things I can think of. So far the page is rather empty, so I will work on this as you work on your page. (3/10)
  • Forest Hermitism Vile internationalist (white nationalist) and Hiterlite, which doesn't make much sense to idolize him as an anarchist. Overall average reactionary, though ig some of your beliefs aren't the most vile, like your environmentalist views (though even they border on cringe), and I still have some sympathy for anarchists. (3/10)
  • Neo-Glencoeism Vile globalist and liberal, I don't believe we share much of anything in common other than authoritarianism. The neoconservatism and cuck nationalism really blow, as well as the economics. (2/10)
  • General Dick Thought Same as the above, except you're a Killer Kitty alt. (2/10)
  • Second Anidiotoncrack Thought Very contradictory and rather incoherent at times. Firstly, your capitalistic views do not mix with fascism. Fascism has always been a third position apart from Marxism Communism and Capitalism, and your views on wealth redistribution and socialism in general are very silly. You seem to be for consensual government and authoritarianism at the same time, as you state that "socialism is like taxation, theft, if you do not consent to having your money taken from you, you are being robbed". Other than that, your Islamist views on women are vile and reactionary, to say the least, totally unproductive. I think most of your views are just very anti-fascist and just make you some weirdly incoherent corporatocrat. (2/10)
  • Indonesian Nazism Another person on this site with a poor understanding of fascism. Reaction is not compatible with your supposed fascistic beliefs. Not a whole lot on your page, but from what I can tell, you're in the same league with him and him, that being someone who has not read the very basics of fascism.
  • Polianism Not too fond of NRx people, and NRx socialism sounds very silly and contradictory, other than that your page is mostly philosophy which I don't understand or dislike. (3-10)
  • Mishism We’re friends and all, but you and I have fundamentally opposed base beliefs and values, so I do not agree with you on most anything, except for maybe environmentalism and social views.

Nederst (0-1)

  • KillallJews1488 Thought Least obvious Killer Kitty alt. Anyways, evil and vile globalist, liberal, and progressive. I'm not writing a wall of text like I do for others, given the fact that all you wrote for me is "Fuck You!". (0/10)
  • Brazilian Liberalism Same as above, except you're actually worse. There's not a single thing good with your ideology, you're the very anthesis of what I believe in.
  • Tedcruzfan Thought Fascist in nothing but name, you're actually worse than a liberal. You masquerade as a fascist (where is the corporatism, modernism, and anti-capitalism, Ted?) probably because you're a 13-15 year old who get's their idea of fascism from /pol/ and left-wing sources ironically enough. Your whole ideology, if it isn't a larp, is just a reaction, you don't believe in being for anything, you're just against things. (0/10)

Brilliant

Good

  • Antanas Smetona Really good figure that I hold a lot in common with, namely the nationalism, corporatism, and agrarianism. Sadly too moderate on some fronts, but you were incredibly good for Lithuania, and led it wonderfully in a time were great leadership was needed.
  • Edmondo Rossoni Pretty much the ideal version of Mussolini, really good.

Alright

  • Benito Mussolini Had a lot of influence on me, especially in civics and economics, though you were too willingly to collaborate with the Nazis and Germans, and made compromises with the Monarchy.
  • Oswald Mosley Much like the above, though you were nearly a defeatist with your support for the Nazis. Still though, you were a great writer and pushed me finally into embracing fascism.

Middling

Inadequate

Bad

Disastrous

Gallery

The following Tests are graded on accuracy

Test Values

How I Would’ve Voted

Most boring endeavor I've done for this page
  • 1788-1789 - - Washington (Independent)
  • 1792 - - Washington (Independent)
  • 1796 - - Jefferson (Democratic-Republican)
  • 1800 - - Jefferson (Democratic-Republican)
  • 1804 - - Jefferson (Democratic-Republican)
  • 1808 - - Madison (Democratic-Republican)
  • 1812 - - Clinton (Democratic-Republican/Federalist)
  • 1816 - - King (Federalist)
  • 1820 - - Abstain
  • 1824 - - Adams (Democratic-Republican/Adams-Clay Republican)
  • 1828 - - Adams (National Republican/Anti-Masonry)
  • 1832 - - Clay (National Republican)
  • 1836 - - Van Buren (Democratic) Reluctantly
  • 1840 - - Van Buren (Democratic) Reluctantly
  • 1844 - - Clay (Whig)
  • 1848 - - Van Buren (Free Soil) Reluctantly
  • 1852 - - Scott (Whig) Reluctantly
  • 1856 - - Frémont (Republican)
  • 1860 - - Lincoln (Republican)
  • 1864 - - Lincoln (Republican) Reluctantly
  • 1868 - - Grant (Republican)
  • 1872 - - Greeley (Liberal Republican)
  • 1876 - - Cooper (Greenback)
  • 1880 - - Weaver (Greenback)
  • 1884 - - Butler (Greenback)
  • 1888 - Streeter (Union Labor Party)
  • 1892 - Wing (Socialist Labor Party)
  • 1896 - Matchett (Socialist Labor Party)
  • 1900 - Debs (Social Democratic Party)
  • 1904 - Debs (Socialist Party)
  • 1908 - Debs (Socialist Party)
  • 1912 - Debs (Socialist Party)
  • 1916 - Benson (Socialist Party)
  • 1920 - Debs (Socialist Party)
  • 1924 - La Follette (Progressive Party)
  • 1928 - Foster (Communist Party USA)
  • 1932 - Foster (Communist Party USA)
  • 1936 - Browder (Communist Party USA)
  • 1940 - Aiken (Socialist Labor Party)
  • 1944 - Teichert (Socialist Labor Party)
  • 1948 - Thomas (Socialist Party)
  • 1952 - Dobbs (Socialist Workers)
  • 1956 - Dobbs (Socialist Workers)
  • 1960 - Dobbs (Socialist Workers)
  • 1964 - Hass (Socialist Labor Party)
  • 1968 - Wallace (American Independent Party)
  • 1972 - Jenness (Socialist Workers)
  • 1976 - Hall (Communist Party USA)
  • 1980 - Hall (Communist Party USA)
  • 1984 - Hall (Communist Party USA)
  • 1988 - Fulani (New Alliance Party)
  • 1992 - Fulani (New Alliance Party)
  • 1996 - Abstain
  • 2000 - Nader (Green Party)
  • 2004 - Calero (Socialist Workers)
  • 2008 - McKinney (Green Party)
  • 2012 - Stein (Green Party)
  • 2016 - Trump (Republican)
  • 2020 - Hawkins (Green Party)
Turns out there aren't online records about who headed the Labour Party in the late 1890s
  • 1882 - Sverdrup (Venstre)
  • 1885 - Qvam (Venstre)
  • 1888 - Qvam (Venstre)
  • 1891 - Steen (Venstre) Reluctantly
  • 1894 - Unknown (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1897 - Unknown (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1900 - Unknown (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1903 - Hornsrud (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1906 - Nissen (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1909 - Nissen (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1912 - Knudsen (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1915 - Knudsen (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1918 - Grepp (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1921 - Grepp (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1924 - Støstad (Communist Party)
  • 1927 - Furubotn (Communist Party)
  • 1930 - Torp (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1933 - Torp (Arbeidarpartiet)
  • 1936 - Egede-Nissen (Communist Party)
  • 1945 - Egede-Nissen (Communist Party)
  • 1949 - Løvlien (Communist Party)
  • 1953 - Løvlien (Communist Party)
  • 1957 - Løvlien (Communist Party)
  • 1961 - Løfsnes (Socialist People’s Party)
  • 1965 - Løfsnes (Socialist People’s Party)
  • 1969 - Solheim (Socialist People’s Party)
  • 1973 - Gustavsen (Socialist Left Party)
  • 1977 - Furre (Socialist Left Party)
  • 1981 - Furre (Socialist Left Party)
  • 1985 - No Leader (Samfunnspartiet)
  • 1989 - Solheim (Socialist Left Party)
  • 1993 - Nærstad (Red Electoral Alliance)
  • 1997 - Trefall (Fatherland Party)
  • 2001 - Bastesen (Kystpartiet)
  • 2005 - Waage (Kystpartiet)
  • 2009 - Vestå (Kystpartiet)
  • 2013 - Litleskare (Democrats in Norway)
  • 2017 - Kasheikal (Democrats in Norway)
  • 2021 - Lysbakken (Socialist Left Party)
  • Movements

    Feel free to ask me about my placements here
    • This is not a comprehensive list of movements and parties I like, this is only ones I feel strongly about

    Comrades

    • Fasci Siciliani (Italy, 1889–1894)
    • British Union of Fascists (Great Britain, 1932-1940)
    • Fascist Italy (Italy, 1922-1943)
    • French Revolution (France, 1789 –1799)
    • Irish Republican Army (Ireland, 1969-1997)
    • 26th of July Movement (Cuba, 1955-1962)
    • Norwegian Communist Party (Norway, 1923-)
    • People's Movement for the Liberation of Angola (Angola, 1956-)
    • Pērkonkrusts (Latvia, 1933-1944)
    • Provisional Irish Republican Army (Ireland, 1969-1997)
    • Socialist Party of France – Jean Jaurès Union (France, 1933-1935)

    Mixed

    • Bolsheviks (Russia, 1917-1922)
    • Revolutionary Catalonia (Spain, 1936-1939)
    • Revolutionary Insurgent Army of Ukraine (Ukraine, 1918-1921)

    Atrocious Knaves

    • Democratic Socialists of America (United States, 1982-)
    • Nazi Germany (Germany, 1933-1945)
    • Quisling Regime (Norway, 1942-1945)

    Aesthetics

    Don’t call me a larper for this or I will cry

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    2. Not Hydra's gross definition, which is child marriage. I mean marriage between 1 man and 1 woman, both adults and consenting

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