Justaborrito Thought

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Justaborrito Thought File:Borritohammericon.png
Basic Information
Aliases	justaborritoism Borritoism Washingtonian Socialism American Titoism-Sankaraism Synthesis Feel free to add!
Alignments	AuthLeft  Culturally Center-Left  Socialists  Anti-Colonial  Environmentalists  Welfarists  Technocrats  Americans  Autists
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Authoritarian Socialism Eco-Socialism Market Socialism Moderate Marxism-Leninism Benevolent Dictatorship Secularism Technocracy American Patriotism Progressive Conservatism Mustafa Kemal Atatürk Maurice Bishop Patrice Lumumba Gamal Abdel Nasser Kwame Nkrumah France Albert René Thomas Sankara Sukarno Josip Broz Tito Toodles Juan Velasco George Washington Sun Yat-Sen Anti-Alcohol Anti-Anarchism Anti-Capitalism Anti-Caste System Anti-Consumerism Anti-Corruption Anti-Deviantart NSFW Anti-Drug Anti-Fascism Anti-Imperialism Anti-Liberalism Anti-Nationalism Anti-Particracy Anti-Pedophilia Anti-Pragerism Anti-Racism Anti-Reactionarism Anti-SJW Anti-Slavery Anti-Tiktok Sentiment Anti-Totalitarianism Anti-Trumpism Anti-Twitter Sentiment Anti-Zionism Autism INTJ Men's Liberation (moderately, debatably)
Influenced	Brazilian Justaborrito Thought Revolutionary Conservative Socialism
Ideological Information
Notable Theorists	Justaborrito
Character Information
Likes	Socialism
Dislikes	Capitalism Fascism Capitalist Fascism Political Parties Tiktok Culture War
Song	Ideological Songs Hail Columbia Song of the United Front Tear the Fascists Down Non-Ideological Songs Mars, the Bringer of War Rite of Spring Scythian Suite Miraculous Mandarin Pines of the Appian Way 8Values 71.8% 28.2% 42.8% 57.2% 50.4% 49.6% 44.6% 55.4%

Justaborrito Thought is the ideology of user File:BorritoJumping.gif Justaborrito.

Theory

Justaborrito believes that the capitalist economy of the United States should be changed to a market socialist economy over time. He also believes in the banning of all political parties, as well as cutting off all of America's major alliances, such as NATO

Relationships

Friends

• Benevolent Dictatorship - Benevolent dictatorship is the only good dictatorship.
• Technocracy - Smart people live longer than those who reply '🤓' to people who are at least 1 IQ higher than them
• Neutralism - Some Third World countries were based during the cold war.

Good

Mixed

Bad

Enemies

• Fascism and Nazism - No explanation.
• Capitalism - Horrible economic system that oppresses workers and killed almost a billion.
• National Capitalism - ...
• Kakistocracy - '🤓' -🤡
• SJW - You claim to fight for equality, yet it's obvious that you are discriminative towards Whites, men, straights, and cisgenders.
• Hyper-SJW - You know it's worse than a normal SJW if the only things supporting it are Satan and a pile of poop.
• State Liberalism - Literally a totalitarian SJW. I refuse to believe this used to be me.
• Alt-Right and Discord Moderationism - Get out of the basement. You've been in there for 7 years now.
• Zionism - Free Palestine!
• Imperialism, Neoconservatism, and Neoliberalism - America should be cut off from any foreign interventionism, as it always leads to a free country becoming a corrupt dictatorship.

Based

Thomas Sankara - The most based leader of all time. Made Burkina Faso a heaven for almost everyone living there, as well as having based political beliefs such as Anti-Colonialism and Anti-Stalinism. Shame that you got overthrown.

Kwame Nkrumah - Basically Sankara but in Ghana

Josip Broz Tito - Another based leader. He held Yugoslavia together until his death and stood up against Soviet imperialism. It's sad what the Yugoslav lands are like nowadays.

Juan Velasco - Basically Tito but Peruvian.

Gamal Abdel Nasser - Tito but Egyptian.

Mustafal Kemal Atatürk - Tito but Turkish. (Seriously, how many Tito-like people are there lol)

France Albert René - Seychelles prospered during the socialist era and still prospers today because of it!

Maurice Bishop - Grenada prospered during Bishop's rule!

Patrice Lumumba - The only good leader of the DRC tbh

Good

• George Washington - Non-Partisanism, Anti-Debt, and Neutrality are extremely based! You were a capitalist that owned slaves, though, but that's because 1 - the idea of socialism didn't really exist yet and 2 - Most Americans around that time had slaves.
• Sun Yat-Sen - Tridemism (especially the Classical and Left-Wing variants) is a based ideology, but why the support for Zionism?

Mixed

• Muammar Gaddafi - Yes, the Jamahiriya was better than modern-day civil war-infested Libya, but I'm skeptical of you for supporting terrorist groups like the Shining Path.
• Salvador Allende - You had good ideas, but I guess you didn't really know how to work the economy I guess because I heard it was shit under your presidency.

Bad

• Donald Trump - The only good things about you were your attempts to ban Tiktok, and also your analysis on Post-War Libya. Your cult is overly annoying and will, for whatever reason, tend to bring up anything related to Biden in every existing conversation. Also stop calling Liberals "communists", they are not left wing and WE DO NOT WANT THEM.
• Joe Biden - Just because I don't like Trump doesn't mean I like you either. You are not fit to be president, since 1 - You're too old. 2 - You have dementia. And 3 - You have done nothing during your presidency other than sit back and fuel the culture war. Atleast it seems like your trying to ban Tiktok right now. "Oh, someone's at the door? I'll get it. What the- the FBI? What are yo-" Last words of Justaborrito.

Cringe

• Pol Pot - Fascist hiding behind a handmade cardboard red mask.
• Abimael Guzman - Not a revolutionary at all, but rather a terrorist and a sadist.
• Xi Jinping - Fake socialist who (kind of) made Tiktok.
• Blaise Compaoré and Mobutu Sese Seko- I hope you two burn in hell you pieces of sh- [Comment removed by moderator]
• Oswald Mosley - Just another Nazi-sympathetic fascist. It's absolutely ridiculous how there's so many 15-year-old edgelords out there who support you.
• Idi Amin - Holy fucking shit. Killed thousands of his people, deported asians for no reason, resulting in a low economy, fucked up the environment....I'm glad he got overthrown.

Based

Good

Mixed

• Anti-Americanism - If you're against the government then that's cool, I guess. But if you're against the country and it's people, then it's cringe.

Bad

Cringe

Based

• MPLA - Long live the MPLA!
• General Jewish Labour Bund - Proof that Anti-Zionism is NOT Anti-Semitism!

Good

Mixed

Bad

Cringe

• Democratic Party and Republican Party - Both of you destroy America, feeding the people overexaggerated propaganda and dividing the nation. In fact, political parties as a whole is just a terrible idea for a nation.
• Shining Path - Literally the red ISIS.

Based

Good

Mixed

Bad

• BuzzFeed - Just an average SJW-dominated website. Thank god they're shutting down.

Cringe

• PragerU - Not only are you such a dumbass that you believe that a slightly left wing economy = communism and that "the British Empire did nothing wrong", but you also managed to try and reach your hyper-propagandic material to literal CHILDREN. It's also hilarious to me that you call yourself a university, yet your IQ is probably lower than god-knows-what.
• PETA - Massive satanic hypocrites who hide the evidence of their alleged animal abuse by claiming to protect animals, but then becoming literal SJWs in the process.
• 4chan - A homeland for Neckbeards and Neo-Nazis, and a hellhole for literally everyone else.
• Tiktok - The worst goddamn app in existence. Led the downfall of society, lowered the IQ and attention span of millions, sold data to the CCP, convinced random people into almost killing themselves/other people for clout, and many more horrific things that this... thing... did.
• File:Familysafteyicon.png Microsoft Family Safety - *Cue drums* STOP. BLOCKING. ME. WHEN. I. WANT. TO. DO. SOMETHING.

Based

Willcraft - Your original variation of Monster School will forever be the best version on Youtube. Sad that you gained depression later on and quit, resulting in the creation of THIS SHIT

Good

Mixed

Bad

• Ingen - A literal pedophile, but the only reason he isn't in the cringe section is because I still watch his videos for the music, because as a wise man once said: "Distinguish the arts from the artist" (though technically he didn't make the songs, he just uploads them but still.)

Cringe

Friends

• Serbian Socialism - First one to comment!
• .dotdotdotsam Thought
• Jefbol Thought
• Meowxism
• Great British New Left - Based and your analysis on the culture war is flawless.
• Yoda8soup Thought - Me but democratic. Still pretty based though.
• Meridionalism - This is actually very, VERY similar to me, except for the Anti-American sentiment.

Good

• Neo-Murba

Mixed

• Neo-Glencoeism - Technocracy is based but capitalism and liberalism aren't.

Bad

• Brazilian Liberalism - Just another libtard. Atleast you're not an SJW

Enemies

• File:Crux Capitalism.png Crux-Capitalism - Well do I need to explain why?
• Rigby Thought - Great. A Neocon sympathetic to Zionism. How great. Luckily your just a character from a show I don't really care about so- wait, what do you mean "add me?" are you someone's actual self-insert or a character ideology, I'm so confused...
  • Rigby Thought - I'm a actual self-insert, and "Rigby" is just my username lol
• General Dick Thought - Brazilian Liberalism but worse, becuase here they're now an SJW who hates white people because durr hurr Nazi Germany durr hurr Apartheid durr hurr Slavery.

Friends =

Good

Mixed

• Brazilian Justaborrito Thought - My weird son who's a filthy interventionist liberal but I still love him otherwise

Bad

Enemies

Comments

Neo-Murba - add me?

• sure. also I didn't see your comment since it was at the top 💀

Based comrade. Ah, can you add me?

uh sure

• Template:.dotdotdotsam Thought - add me ?
• Sure!

• Jefbol Thought - add me?
• Sure

• File:Crux Capitalism.png Crux-Capitalism - Could you add me please?
• maybe, but I would have to put you in the enemies section because... well do I even need to explain?

• Meowxism - add me comrade?
• sure!

Neo-Glencoeism- add me?

• maybe

Rigby Thought - Add me?

• um sure
  • Rigby Thought - I've already added you by this time. meaning you should add me right now
    • I did, its in the self insert section
• Great British New Left - Add me, comrade?
  • - Done
• Brazilian Liberalism - Add me?
  • - Done
• Yoda8soup - Add me?
  • - Done
• Brazilian Justaborrito Thought - What do you think about me?
  • - Son, why the fuck do you support Cold War-era imperialism?

Meridionalism - add me

- Done

General Dick Thought - Add me

• - Done