Self Insert "People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism This page is meant to represent Besteybeetophile's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission. |
He is sympathetic to original forms of corporatism, classical fascism and class dealignment. He is autistic, likes statues a lot.
He likes eating cheese, carrots. He sortof has a political quadrant superiority complex, seeing centrism as the only quadrant of logic and facts, he wishes that more politically based ideologies would be more dominant online, than the current ones.
How to Draw
Draw the red duster flag
Replace the union jack with the imperial German flag
(Optional) Draw him as a jigsaw puzzle piece, cause autism.
Figures
* Big Joel (1995-)
- Henry George (1839-1897)
- File:BrtiMonkey.png BritMonkey {?-)
- Stephen Hawking (1942-2018)
- Albert Camus (1913-1960)
- AlternateHistoryHub (1995-)
- Adam Something (1989-)
- Alexander Yakovlev (1923-2005)
- Atun-Shei Films (?-)
- File:Destiny.png Destiny (1988-)
- Spooky Scary Socialist (formerly)
- Noah Samsen (1997-)
- Nas Daily (1992-)
- Oversimplifed (1993-)
- Smosh (1987-)
- File:Armchair National Conservatism.png The Armchair Historian (1999-)
- File:Thought Slime.png Thought Slime (1985-)
- Thoughty2 (1992-)
- Turkey Tom (2002-)
- File:Vikism Icon.png Viki1919 (?-)
- Wendigoon (1993-)
- Whatifalthist (?-)
- Zoe Baker (?-)
- Many cringey commentary channels (Who cares?-Who cares?)
- Philosophy Tube (1993-)
- ethan is online (?-)
- Ryan Beard (?-)
- Dean Mosley (?-)
- ShoeOnHead (1991-)
- File:Kraut.png Joseph Lancaster (?-)
- Moon (?-)
- Mr. Beat (1981-)
- Danny Gonzalez (1994-)
- Caddicarus (1994-)
- FreedomToons (1995-)
- Gus Johnson (1995-)
- Kurzgesagt (2013-)
- Kurtis Conner (1994-)
- Drew Gooden (1993-)
- Mr. Beast (1998-) (formerly)
- Jarvis Johnson (1992-)
- Jreg (1997-)
- Ben Shapiro (1984-) (sometimes)
- J. J. McCullough (1984-)
- oompaville (1996-)
- Penguinz0 (1994-)
- Rowan Abalin (1998-)
- MedicsChaotics (?-)
- h0ser (?-)
- The Havernacle (?-)
- Count Dankula (1987-)
- Avatar
Relationships
Friends
- Social Democracy - A meme I like is where a person in a capitalist society is obese, and a person in a socialist society is starving, and in the bottom caption it says "a social democracy would balance it out". You're great.
- Nordic Model - Same as above.
- File:Ordosocdem.png Ordo-Social Democracy - Ordo-Liberalism and Social Democracy?! Based!
- Ordo-Liberalism - Based!
- Socialism - Based!
Though stop hating capitalism - Capitalism - Based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Though stop hating socialism - Social Capitalism - Best economic system ever!
- Social Corporatism - Long live neo-corporatism!!!
- Syndicalism - I like you a lot but don't belive in a syndicate-ruled nation.
- ProgressivismFile:PROG.png - Based!!!
Though slow down on the progression a bit - Progressive Conservatism - Based!!!
- Nationalism - Based!!!
- Moderate Nationalism - Based!!!
- Pan-Germanicism - United Germany at last!!!
- Social Liberalism - Based! You influenced the socdems which is BASED as fuck.
- Democratic Socialism - Cool, but your too radical sometimes.
- Satirism - Humor is epic.
- Traditionalism - I love my German tradition.
- Cultural Nationalism - My culture is great.
- File:Dfh.pngDownfall Hitlerism - My favorite form of Hitlerism.
- File:RhinoP.pngRhinocerosism - Most serious party in Canada ever, trust me.
- Wholesome 100ism - I use Reddit.
- Horny Policism - Down with pornography!
- Anti-Pornography - Same as above.
- Big Chungus Theocracy - Long live the Chungus, which is very Big.
- File:SunYatsen.pngTridemism - Some of you are based but others are bad.
- Ho Chi Minh Thought - Basedest commie ever, truly cared about the Vietnamese people.
- Milkism - Milk is good.
- File:IceCream.pngIce-Creamism - Yum.
- Bismarckism - Thank you for unifying Germany.
- Democracy - Epic
- Radical Democracy - Even more epicer.
- Paleoliberalism - Great ideas
- Liberalism - Same as above.
- Apoliticism - Politically boring. But you okay.
- Religious Rejectionism - It's okay to be religious and still reject politics.
- Pan-Russian Nationalism - The Pan-Russian Federation does not have to exist, but I support it's existence.
- Humanism - Humanity should be cared for.
- Liberal Socialism - you guys are cool
- File:Marksoclibdem.pngMarket Socialist Liberal Democracy - This is what I think market socialism is.
- Market Socialism - You're cool and Tito is okay.
- Civil Liberalism - Civil liberties are based
- Classical Liberalism - Free market liberalism, based!
- Geoclassical Liberalism - Free market liberalism and Georgism based!
- Cooperative Socialism - Cooperatives do be based
- Cooperative Capitalism - Batter than above
- Eco-Cooperativism - Environmentalism and cooperatives, based!
- La Follette Progressivism - Okay dude
- Progressive Populism - Though I might not believe in populism, you are okay.
- Left-Wing Populism - Same as above
- Populism - Same as above
- File:Zelenskyy2.pngZelenskyism - Long live Ukraine
- Churchillism - My favorite Tory prime minister, I do not care that you're racist, you're amazing.
- Paternalistic Conservatism - Best form of conservatism
- Progressive Paternalistic Conservatism - Aren't you just patcon most of the time
- Agrarian Social Democracy - Welfare for farmers
- File:Agsoccap.pngAgrarian Social Capitalism - We should have a ESME for the farmers.
- Agrarian Capitalism - Free-markets for farmers!
- National Agrarianism - My nation's farmers are great.
- Liberal Agrarianism - Believes in liberalism and agrarianism which is based
- Agrarian Socialism - You're okay.
- Feudalism - There's something sympathetic about feudalism, though it is now a dated ideology replaced by liberalism.
- Reactionary Socialism - Same as above, there's something sympathetic about your agrarian socialism, something utopian.
- YouTubeism - I love youtube.
- Thornism - Love ya videos
- File:Destiny.pngDestinyism - Your based and the only non-right-winger or non-left-winger who seems to make sense and have logical.
- Jreg Thought - Love your videos, down with centrists!!!
- Shoecialism - Also cool.
- N-Word Accelerationism - I'M GONNA THE N-WORD!!!
- Geoconservatism - Luckily you believe in paternalistic conservatism, which is usually progressive and you're georgist which is also based.
- Neoclassical Geoliberalism - Don't believe in this libertarianism or anti-landlord sentiment, but the LUT do be pretty based.
- Meritocracy - You will get your positions by working hard.
- Pope Francis Thought - You are staring the Holy See in the right direction.
- Catholic Theocracy - The Catholic Church is a great organization!
- Christian Theocracy - If I had to choose a religion I'd choose Christianity.
- Presbyterian Theocracy - This is my kind of Christianity!
- File:Tolstoy beard.pngTolstoyanism - You're cool and based.
- Mikolayism - Ideologically you're kindof on thin ground for being an authoritarian leftist, but I've already softened up to you.
- File:Atronism-icon.pngAtronism - Thanks for making my icon! Just please accept revisionism and you'll be based.
- File:Kisssingerism.pngKissingerism - Ideologically you're bit iffy but, I love you!
- Anti-Fascism - Smash the fash!
- Gradualist Socialism - Though you stole your name evolutionary socialism from democratic socialism you are okay.
- AshleyHereism - Pretty based form of anarchism.
- Yoda8soup Thought - Socialism aside, your a pretty eh ideology.
- File:AltLProg.pngAlt-Lite Progressivism - Now this is an alt-lite I can behind.
- Bill Gates Thought - You are BASED!
- Survivalism - Every residence must have a bomb shelter with enough food to last 53 years for 6 people.
- Libertarian Paternalism - Based!
- Linguistic Preservationism - Yes you're language MUST be preserved!
- Austroliberalism - Based economics.
- Classical Liberal Socialism - You have the right idea.
- Individualist Neoliberalism -
- Jeffersonian Social Democracy - Not sure about agrarianism, imperialism, and populism, but you have good ideas.
- Cosmopolitanism -
- Liberal Cosmopolitanism -
- Conservative Gatesism - Depends on what your conserving.
- Microsoft Democracy - Aren't you just normal Bill Gates Thought?
- Classical Liberal Gatesism -
- Liberal Gatesism -
- Monarcho-Gatesism -
- Gatesist Neoliberalism -
- Social Democratic Gatesism -
- Syndical Gatesism - Trade unions and BBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Monarcho-Obamaism - A Monarchist and an Obamaist, based!
- Neopaleoliberalism -
- Ricardian Socialism - B-b-based theory on labor?
- Ricardian Capitalism - Finally a capitalist that understands that all wealth comes from labor that isn't a Georgist.
- Ricardian Social Democracy - Finally a Ricardian socialist who believes in moderate socialism.
- Social Austrolibertarianism - Libertarianism aside, you're BAAAAAAASSSSSSEEED!!!!!
- File:Minecraftmonarchism.pngMinecraftism-Monarchism - I sure love my British Royal Family Minecraft Server.
- State Capitalism - I tried to deny it, I am you.
Neutral
- Irredentism - Expansionist!
Pan-Russian nation is based though - Wen Jiabao - Hope you become general secretary, your people's populism is based, but you believe in Dengism.
- Anarcho-Communism - True communists
as in your system doesn't become a statist and totalitarian system. - Anarchism - We need some successful anarchist communes.
- Jewish Anarchism - Goldman was based, and Judaism is.
- Anarcho-Syndicalism - Cool.
- Chomskyism - Not sure what I think about Chomsky, he's okay.
- Libertarian Socialism - You're okay
- Titoism - I have no strong opinions on Tito.
- Non-Regional Titoism - Same as above
- File:Vikism Icon.pngVikiism - Viki, Viki, look I'm fine with commies when they don't talk crap about my boy capitalism, but that Anti-Communist Argument Iceberg was just like Spooky Scary Socialist. The sad thing is that I grew up with you.
- Shapiroism - Facts don't care about YOUR feelings.
- File:Sanderscube.pngSandersism - You're policies feel more socialist than actually social democratic, which is a negative.
- Utopian Socialism - You're literally proto-communism, but you're sortof okay I guess.
- File:St-Simon.pngSaint-Simonianism - You're one of the few utopian socialists I tolerate.
- Russian Nihilism - Kindof a bad movement, but also sortof based.
- Nihilism - Nihilists are fine, just wish you were more optimistic.
- File:Nihilcat.pngNihilist Catism - Cheer up kitty.
- Nihilist Capitalism - Cheer up cappie
- File:GeoNihil.pngGeorgist Nihilism - Cheer up George.
- Anarcho-Nihilism - Cheer up anarkiddy.
Stop starting insurrections. - Regulationist Capitalism - Regulations good sometimes.
- Neoconservatism - Interventionism is good occassionally but stop supporting dictators, also you can be so authoritarian at times. But NATO is still based though.
- Paternalistic Neoconservatism - Welfare's based but neoconservatism's semi-based.
- Anarcho-Primitivism -
Disagree politically but...MUST RETURN TO MONKE! - Tribalism - Better than above, tribal systems are okay.
- Glencoeism - Economically terrible, socialism only works in stateless communities at least you're a market socialist.
- File:Pixil-frame-0(27).pngNew Model Of Cheesenism - Fascism, homophobia, and Malayaphobia's pretty cringey, But you do have cheese in your name.
- Hippie movement - You were great in the 60s and 70s, but your pretty cringe now.
- Femboys - Y'know, I'm fine with grown men wearing for-female-made clothing, but, serious, wtf wears a maid costume in public, like that's some autosadist shit!
- Femboy Nationalism - Same asbove. There's not enough of a reason for Femboyistan to exist.
- White Men's Liberation - Though I do like fighting against racial sexual stereotypes 'bout men, you are though you are a wignat.
- File:PCB-Altl.pngFile:Altl Trump hat.pngHijacker - Though you like to laugh at those cringey SJWs, you're still a bigot.
- Alt-Right and Anonism - It's a hate-love relationship, your humor's ehhhhhhh, though can be not funny sometimes, and you done some stuff, but you did invent anonymous and Kekistan, so you're based.
- Lanceism - Ideologically cringe, but I have some respect for you, and honestly you don't feel like a nazcap LARPer.
- Template:Inexistent-Template- To authoritarian for my liking also orthodox technocracy's too authoritarian and socialist economics are cringe. But your name is pretty cool.
- Incelism - Your story's sad, you need to stop watching Andrew Tate, he's not even an incel, your lonely and have no bitches, but nah your dumb ugly thoughtcrime evil monster, he he, making fun of incels funnie.
- Braun Spencer Thought - Ideologically you're a bit iffy, neoconservatism, good sometimes, your an eh ideology. Your too sympathetic to neo-imperialism, which is terrible.
- Boogaloo movement - I can get the survivalism, but why are some of you guys bunch of extremists.
- File:Ecotrump.pngEco-Trumpism - A trumpist ew, but likes the environment.
- Banana Market Socialism - Market socialism is based, but banana republicanism's an unreliable system.
- Banana Social Democracy - Social Democracy do be based, but banana republicanism's an unreliable system.
- Banana Republicanism - You're a very unreliable system.
- Banana Libertarian Socialism - Libertarian socialism is a good system, banana republicanism is, an unreliable system.
- Bleeding-Heart Neoliberalism - Based neoliberalism, but your a libertarian
and an SJW. - File:Bizdem .pngCorporate Democracy - Sure you're corporatocratic but you're at least democratic.
- Christian Mutualism - Pretty based.
- Classical Liberal Mutualism - Based.
- Classical Liberaltarian Ricardian Socialism - Ba-a-ase-sed??
- Libertarian Market Socialist Transhumanism - Transhumanism bit cringey, so is socialism.
- McConservatism - McDonalds good and conservatism's based, but do we really need a corporatocracy?
- Alt-Gatesism - You're on thin ground.
- Anarcho-Gatesism - You're pretty good.
- Libertarian Socialist Gatesism - At least you like Bill Gates.
- Libertarian Gatesism - Shit there's a lot of Gatesist ideologies that I've just discovered.
- Mutualist Gatesism - Pretty based
- Gatesist Neoconservatism -
- Gatesist Socialism - At least you're not communist
- Cosmopolitan Mutualism - At least you're a cosmopolitan
- File:Anarcho-Minecraftism.pngAnarcho-Minecraftism - I like Minecraft anarchy servers, but, stop yelling at me when I tell you to not mine down.
- Plutocratic Democracy - At least you're democratic.
- Progressive Conservative Mutualism - Good.
- Heinrich-Celfloskism -
- Austrometbolism - Austrian economics do be based, but Metbol's on thin ice.
- Geometbolism - At least your Georgist
- File:PCB-METBOL.pngMetbolism - Ah the man himself, you're page was very entertaining, but ideologically pretty terrifying, I now know why people call you the "alt-lite of fascism".
- Austroconservatism - Depends what your conserving.
- File:Fascist Minecraftism.pngFascist Minecraftism - I know I make Minecraft swastikas in private, but you're just a bigot.
- File:HeteroAustrobert2.pngHeterosexual Austrolibertarianism - Austrian economic based. But you're heteronormativity.
- Straight Populism - I am straight, which means you treat me well, BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, you're a heteronormative.
- Pantheonism - Universal monarchy's not a good system, but at least your a progcon and enjoyer of spooks., though your a socialist, and you do believe in utilitarianism.
- BERNHEism: The only authoritarian who doesn't have schizophrenia - Pretty good enough you make authoritarianism sound cool. I think you have really developed opinions, and don't come of as a schizophrenic File:Retardball.png retard, it's like a mask that only after you read it melts of. You made give Dirigisme sorta a try.
- File:LibMarxBall.png LibMarxBallism - Fellow advocate for revolutionary progressive conservatism, atleast your libertarian, intervening due to treading on dudes is based, but your a Marxist and I'm capitalist.
- Indigenism - All of you need to cool it with the socialism, other than that based.
- Anti-Colonial Nationalism - Same as above.
Enemies
- Anarcho-Pacifism - "If we just not do anything the state will just miraculously disapear", you're cringer then pacifism.
- Social Darwinism - You monster! You're a perversion of Darwinism.
- Left-Accelerationism - Thanks for voting for me, idiot.
- Coomerism - I'm ashamed of what I constantly become, I hope porn will be gone forever!!!
- File:Miko-Coomerism.pngMiko-Coomerism - You're a degenerated form of Mikolayism.
- File:Nazcaptangle.pngHeinrich-Cheungism - Fascist bigot who should go eat a shoe.
- File:BurgHein.pngBurgundian Heinrich-Cheungism - Okay this is horrifying.
- Burgundian System - IRL, this utterly sucks and is everything I hate about Nazism.
- English Cock - God! Why is there penis, grosss!!!!!! This is pretty horrible.
- Muskism - Utter imbecile, you're stupidity in the self-driving car business has killed people, I hope you go to prison.
- English Burgundian System - This is worse than the Burgundian System.
- File:Hengshui Model2.pngHengshui ModelFile:Hengshui Model.png - Terrible school, too strict and harsh.
- File:National Communist Burgundian System.pngBurgundian Communism - Communism and the Burgundian System? Awful!
- File:Burgersys.pngBurgerdian System - Lipostocracy and the Burgundian System! This is a nightmare!
- Based Autism - You're not based! Fascism's never been based, bet ya 50 bucks you're not even autistic.
- File:Utnazi.pngUtopian National Socialism - Hyperborea doesn't exist, loser
or did it - Aeonic Futurism - This feels sortof inaccurate to what futurism stands for it opposes old stuff, like Nazism's 92 years old which is pretty old, and in the past.
- National Posadism - Nuking the world for political reasons is dumb
- Rockwell Neo-Nazism -
- Turnerism -
- Siegeism -
- Kraterocratic Nazism - Kraterocracy's always a bad way of government, also you're fascist.
- SJW - He he he, SJW triggeredness go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Hyper-SJW - Dam woke uber-woke totalitarian literally nineteen eighty-four commie SJWs!
- Femboy Fascism - Weird e-fascist coomer
- Alt-Femboyism - 4chan pervert.
- Manosphere - Sexist who is exploiting innocent virgins, fuck you.
- File:Insman.pngInsurrectionary Manosphere - Same as above, stop starting insurrections.
- Incel Accelerationism - Noooooo, don't make more incels, nooo that's more elliot rodgerssssssssss!
- Tarrantism - You monster! What's worst is your a kiwi shooter!
- Karbyshevism - You know, Omsk isn't really that cool.
- Neo-Kiraism - Why you hate liberals? Some are in left unity? Look I don't hate you, but, you're ideologically cringey. Stop hating 'Murica!!!
- Socialism - Look, here's what I actually think about socialism, socialists, skip this section, 'cause it's fucking shit, there are hundreds of examples of socialism, that have devolved in dictatorships, there are a few and I repeat a few!! Examples of socialism NOT being a dictatorship. Socialists are very ignorant, but they have the right idea, there are evil rich people, there are bosses who treat there employees like shit, they do believe in freedom of speech (sometimes), to be honest I'll never support you in an election (however there are a few exceptions) ever, fuck you socialists, you are the enemy of the people, you are the enemy of humanity, UUUUNNNLESSSSSSS your anarchist or libertarian or minarchist than your democratic.
- Corporatocracy - Oligarchy CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- File:Shell Colonialism.pngShell Colonialism - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ye neo-imperialists!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exploiting NigeriAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Trumpism - Better than Joe Biden but equally as worse.
- Gavin McInnes Thought - Fascist Trumpists!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Three Percenterism - The patriot movement's just a bunch of radical paleolibertarians, you suck.
- Westboro Baptist Theocracy - God loves f*gs.
- Westboro Baptist Theocracy - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tateism - SEGSIST!
- Necrocracy - Pretty obvious.
- Cringeism - Cringe!
- Trumplitarianism -
- MAGA Communism -
- Neo-Imperialism - No! Neoliberalism isn't this!
Though I do like you're ideas... - Banana Neoconservatism - Dumb system. Literally neo-imperialism.
- Authoritarian Gatesism - Authoritarianism cringe
- Avaritionist Gatesism -
- Ego-Gatesism -
- Kraterocratic Gatesism - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Microsoft Hive-Mind -
- Marxism-Leninism-Gatesism -
- Gateslander Nationalism - Gatesland! NOT A NATION!
- Gatesist Social Darwinism -
- Plutocratic Conservatism - Oligarchy's oligarchy, doesn't matter you're conservative.
- Post-SJW - This horrifying!!!
- Austroreactionarism - Not even Austrian economics can save you!
- Paleoreactionarism - Bigoted paleocon.
- Mikolayism - Jesus fucking christ dude, you're like that racist uncle stereotype but socialist. You hate individualism which I strongly disagree with, dispite me identifying as an "individualist collectivist", I still uphold individuality more than the collective. What's wrong with flag burning? Sure, I get it, I also don't like seeing a good institution's flag set a blaze, stop treading on me!!! But atleast we agree with book burning. Also you're one of those guys who's not homophobic but wants to ban pride, it's fucking parade! WHAT'S WRONG WITH A FUCK-KIN' PA-RADE! We also agree on medical use on marijauna, but recreational? Hell! Nah! And god, you're so anti-Semitic! You literally said the Israelis' run the fecking entire economy
and if they do that's based! You've been reading too much of that Nazi Strasser. Though I'm sad you left. - File:Reactcap.pngReactionary Capitalism - You're the reason why people hate capitalism.
- Authoritarian Capitalism - I might be you, but I hate you.
- File:Alexism (Alex Jonesism).pngAlexism - THERE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Honeckerism - Can't find anything to like about you politically.
- File:PCB-Plcn2.pngPaleoconservatism - WHITE NATIONALIST! Though I am kindof sympathetic.
- File:Hetlibsoc.pngStraight Libertarian Socialism - Fuck of mate.
- Turkmen Model - Cringe.
- File:Pos.png Positionism - Your theory doesn't seem that good.
Opinions on individuals
Friends
- Ferdinand Lassalle (///) - God I wish I was you, when Bismarck started giving you letters.
- John Brown (///) - If only it succeeded.
- Jacinda Ardern (///) - Despite the fact your flaws you were an okay prime minister.
- Alexander Yakovlev (//) - Ideologically based.
- Alexander Kerensky (///) - If only you won the civil war...
- Ho Chi Minh (///) - Based!
- Franklin D. Roosevelt (///) - BASED!
- File:Djilas.pngMilovan Djilas (/File:Leftanticommie.png/) - Based anti-authoritarian, anti-communist Titoist!
- Henry Kissinger (/File:PCB-AuthCon.png//) - Politically cringe, but I love you!!!
- Sven Olov Lindholm (///) - At least you stopped being fascist.
Frenemies
- Nuseir Yassin (///) - I like you but your too annoyingly optimistic, be a bit pessimistic from time to time.
- John Lennon (///) - Honestly your my least favorite beatle, you just oose of utopian socialism, it's kindof delusional, honestly Pleasantries has ruined Imagine for me, but honestly I'm not quite angry about that. The song seethes with a level of atheism I cannot tolerate. The entire song is just stupidly utopian, everyone won't be pacifist there will always be individuals who will want to declare war on countries, you have to be the most delusional champagne socialist ever. It's sortof ironic that the line "there's no heaven" is supposed to be a good thing, when the celebrities sang that song to raise spirits, they never fought that people dying of COVID-19 were hoping they were going to heaven, so saying there is just makes them think when they die they don't exist anymore, which sure might make them want to live longer, but it leads to an extreme fear of death, that prevents them from accepting death's hand.
- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon (///File:Anti-Semetic.png) - Culturally cringe, but you're theory is quite based.
- Xi Jinping (///) - Totalitarian terror capitalist Maoist. But you have a based policy on porn.
- Eduard Bernstein (File:ClassicalSocdem.png//) - Thanks for making social democracy, c*mmie.
- File:Vaushism2.pngIan Kochinski (///) - At least you're more tolerable than that twat, you're too arrogant. But your beliefs are okay for a socialist.
- File:Rishi Sunak.pngRishi Sunak (///) - I know your a bit controversal, but, you're okay, sure I've heard your a kleptocrat and transphobe. But your the first black British prime minister! Hope you reign longer.
- Liz Truss (/File:ConLib.png//) - Congrats, your probably the shortest reigning leader in my livetime currently. All I remember is you did one law and I can't even remember what it was.
- William Howard Taft (///) - Don't know anything about you.
- Eugene V. Debs (/File:ClassicalSocdem.png//) - Okay enough, but too anti-capitalist.
- June Lapine (//) - Too conservative, which is weird form a conservative. Your quite entertaining.
Enemies
- Nicolae Ceaușescu (///) - Totalitarian commie, screw you bro.
- Stepan Bandera (///) - Average fascist fack of.
- Yuri Andropov (///) - At least you were anti-corrupt and reformist.
- Joseph Stalin (///File:Anti-Semetic.png) - Pretty obvious.
- Trokhym Lysenko (/) - Cringe pseudoscientist
, though applying socialism to anything does sound cool for a youtube video in the future. - Filipp Goloshchyokin (//File:Tot.png) -
- Ernst Thalmann (///) - Curse you Thalmann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Karl Marx (///) - Curse you Marx, and Engels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Pol Pot (///File:PCB-Nazbol.png) - Cringe.
- Hermann Göring (///) - Cringe.
- Joseph Goebbels (//) - Cringe propogandist.
- Alfred Rosenberg (///File:PCB-PanSlav.png) - Cringe!!!!!!!!!!11
- Josef Mengele (/File:PCB-Nazi.png) - Cringe!!! Fake scientist!!!
- Carl Schmitt (File:PCB-Nazi.png///) - You influenced many people which is sad because you're a cringe anti-liberal!
- Klaus Barbie (File:PCB-Nazi.png/) - Cringe genocidal maniac that should've died ages ago.
- Oskar Dirlewanger (File:PCB-Nazi.png//) - Cringe pedophile Nazi.
- Oswald Spengler (///) - Shut up Nietzschcuck.
- Alexander Lukashenko (//File:PCB-AuthCon.png/) - Fellow centre-right! But you're too authoritarian!
-
TwatHasan Piker - (//File:CommieKakistocracy.png/) - Soom opinions good but politically you're a fucking LIAR, dude. What a fucking, WEASELLY little, liar, dude. What a fucking, WEASELLY little, LIAR, dude. HOLY SHIT, dude. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, dude. Literally lying, STILL LYING to his audience. Can, someone at least fucking enlighten Hasan that he's LITERALLY lying to his audience? What a fucking piece of shit, dude. Holy fucking shit, dude. - George Fitzhugh (///) - White nationalist Confederate reactionary socialist.
- Nero (///) - I don't care if you didn't burn Rome, I'll still believe it plus you suck.
- JT Chapman (File:Anti-USA.png///) - You are influencing youngies which is HORRIBLE!!!!!
- Antonio Razzi (///File:PCB-Kak.png) - I've heard your idiot so I'll believe them cause you are cringe.
- Nick Fuentes (///) - Unlikable.
- Gregor Strasser (File:PCB-Nazbol.png/) -
- Otto Strasser (///) - Just cause your anti-fascist and less racist doesn't mean I don't dislike you.
- Ranavalona I (///) - Ultranationalist traditionalist who ruled Madagascar.
Opinions on parties
Friends
- Mensheviks (///) - Pretty good enough, you'd probably would've turned Russia into a regulated capitalist nation under a social democracy,
also your ideology's dumb.- Liquidationists (///) - Agree!
- Menshevik-Internationalists (///) - WWI pacifism aside Julius Martov was based.
- Right-Socialist Revolutionaries (///) - B-based!!!!!!!!! My second favorite party in feudal Russia.
- Octobrists (//) - Any constitutional Tsarist organization is based in my view.
- Kadets (///) - Pretty good, sad you failed in elections
- Social Democratic Party of Transnistria () -
- Green Army (//) - Good enough I guess
Frenemies
Enemies
- Union of the Russian People (///) - Russian fash, cringe.
- Bolsheviks (/) -Fuck you, you founded the worst socialist state ever.
- Three Percenters (File:Authoritarian Paleolibertarianism.png///) - Cringe paleolibertarians.
- German National People's Party (///File:PCB-ProtTheo.png) - Cringe far-right extremists, the German neoconservative movement as a whole was just cringey.
- Union of Socialists-Revolutionaries Maximalists () -
Overview
Environment
I've noticed my environmental plan is rather authoritarian, my idea is to ban/prevent businesses from destroying the environment. Of course damaging the environment isn't going to become illegal, the company's boss will loose the change of welfare for 12 days. If the company violates this twice the company will be banned. All company's who hurt the environment will be banned, or given native products.
I believe in eco-transhumanism, it's the only form of transhumanism that isn't ultracringe, as leader I'll get technicians to create advanced environmental technology to prevent damage.
Education
Schools where only a specific gender can join shall be dissolved, because what about the thomans (they/them) and the genderless, and intersex.
Schools with a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very extreme culture of bullying will be punished. Somehow, probably arrest them if they did bad shit. Anyway more last idea of it was shit.
Economy
Certain industires will have to be nationalized due to there importance, one is the green industry. This is where the thoery of semi-nationalization comes in.
Semi-Nationalization
To prevent the inefficency of a completely nationalized company, they will semi-nationalized, they'll be free to do what they want unless it goes against the ideas of anti-corruption, environmentalism, and foreign peoples.
Social Market Economy
What do you think?
File:TharProtect.png Anti-Authoritarian Protectionism
This just sums up my type of protectionism.
Strengthening of trade unions and cooperatives
I am sympathetic towards a capitalistic eco-cooperative society, and believe in creating one, where members of the cooperatives and trade unions will fight against environmental injustice and their interests from the stingy money-grubby boss.
War
W.I.P.
Pornography
Think of what happens when a Chinese citizen watches porn.
Welfare
After discovering Worker Welfarism, I am convinced it's the best solution to welfare leachers. If Worker Welfarism doesn't work than I'll need another solution created by some narcissist.
Cultural and Traditional Ideas
I have always during my live always acknowledged that tradition is important.
Sexualities
Heterosexuality
I'm straight, and straights are based.
Super Heterosexuality
I identify with this but I'm not transphobic.
Homosexuality
Danielism tolerates gays and lesbians.
Lesbianism
Lesbians are okay.
Femboy
Partially supportive, but you look kinda weird in a maid dress.
Bisexuality
Good.
Transgenderism
Good.
Immigration
Good, though some criminals will not be allowed to enter, and some walls will have to be made.
Plastic Surgery
People won't be able to have surgeries, to sexualize their bodies as I oppose the objectification of females in the beauty industry.
Trans people will be able to change there bodies.
Disfigured people will be allowed to make themselves look more normal of cause I'm not lookist.
Beauty
I want to change the beauty industry, to make them more realistic than this:
Weight
Fat
Fat people I fine, I'm partially chubby myself, however...
File:Inflate.pngMorbidly Obese
If you are unhealthily obese, than, loose weight.
I don't want you to die a short live.
Thin
Okay
Race and Ethnicity
Blacks
Good
Asians
Good
Europeans
Good
Germans
Good
Good
Taxes
Land Usage Tax
See: Neoclassical Geoliberalism
The percentages will be chronological
5% on homes used by people full time.
13% on small businesses.
23% on land used for fun stuff i.e: water parks, concerts, etc...
26% on small landlord businesses
46% on big businesses.
66% on big landlord businesses
84% on useless land usage.
Land Value Tax
W.I.P.
Crime Tax
A tax to punish people from committing crimes, like selling drugs, taking drugs, robbery, etc...
This will tax criminals who haven't been punished by the police. They will be taxed 55% percent and can be changed to 67% if the crime is terrible.
Terrorism Tax
If anyone commits terrorism, after there prison sentence, they will be taxed 80% for 4 years, if they continue committing terrorism, the length of the tax will continue until the fourth act of terrorism.
Inheritance Tax
Small one.
Environmental Damage Tax
Carbon Tax
75%
Oil Tax
50%
Aquatic Damage Tax
87%
Adhearing to Stephen Hawking's warning of genetic modification
I staunchly oppose genetic transhumanism as it could lead to eugenics being right, while it has done some good, genetic transhumanism could lead to terrible downsides for humans, the good outways the bad situation will happen it the future, the world won't acknowledge the possible downsides of it.
Honestly transhumanism just looks really cringe nowadays, like jeez.
Guuuuuuuuuunnnnnnssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really know what to do with guns on one hand, I want everybody to have a gun, but on the otherhand that will make it easier for school shootings, I'm moderate when it comes to guns.
Cannibalism
I am a firm supporter of the legalization of cannibalism, people could consensually be euthanaised and cooked, and cannibalized. It has to consensual!
Creating anarchist communes
I believe in creating 3-7 anarchist communes, becuase I support anarchism, I'd probably fight with anarchists, my prefered system would be anarcho-syndicalism, or democratic confederalism combined with syndicalism.
Dyarchical Monarchism
I believe in monarchism, I've soon discovered something called the Maori King movement, I believe in two kings, the English monarch, and the Maori monarch.
The Maori monarch will be a semi-constitutional monarch, making sure the prime minister isn't committing white nationalism, and authoritarianism. As long as the monarch has accusations of racism the prime minister will have to be fired, and an acting prime minister-esque position will be given to someone by the parliament, his leadership will soon be dissolved after the election on a new prime minister.
References
Right Unity - Free Markets and | |
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Main | Social Darwinism |
Self-Insert | Template:16384ismlink • Meso-16384ism • Quarkism • ⠀ism |
Cultural Left - Civil Rights | |
Center-Left | New Deal Liberalism |
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Main | Progressivism • Ultraprogressivism |
Far-Left | Jacobinism • FreePCB Server Discord Thought • Ultimate Ideal • State Liberalism |
Self-Insert | Baxism • Schumacherianism • Rocksism |
Cultural Right - Preserving Traditions, Destroying Degeneracy | |
Centre-Right | Conservatism • Paleoconservatism |
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Main | Traditionalism • Classical Conservatism • Heteronationalism |
Far-Right | Reactionaryism |
Self-inserts | FreePCB Conservatism • Evenoskyism • Template:16384ismlink • Meso-16384ism • Quarkism • Ziółkowskiizm • Neocarlism • Revolutionary Monarchism • Radical Frisianism |
Globalists and Internationalists - You WILL drink the corn syrup | |
Internationalists | Main Internationalism • Multiculturalism • Interculturalism • Cosmopolitanism • United Nationalism Self-Inserts
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Globalists | Main Globalism • World Federalism • Neoliberalism • Anationalism • Neoconservatism • Schwabism Self-Inserts
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Alt-Globalists | Main Alter-Globalism • National Globalism Self-Inserts
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Nationalists - For The Motherland! | |
Moderate | Main Nativism • Patriotism Related Protectionism • Isolationism Self-Inserts |
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Main | Main Nationalism • Separatism • Pan-Nationalism Definitions Volkish Nationalism • Ethnic Nationalism • Cultural Nationalism • Linguistic Nationalism • Religious Nationalism • Racial Nationalism • Civic Nationalism • Species Nationalism Application Universal Nationalism • Fictional Nationalism • Left-Wing Nationalism • Eco-Nationalism Related Ethnopluralism • Racism • Directed Socialism • Indigenism • Tinism Other Ideologies National Agrarianism • National Capitalism • National Communism • National Conservatism • National Liberalism • National Libertarianism • Welfare Chauvinism Self-Inserts |
Chauvinists | Ultranationalism • Jingoism
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Environmentalists - Green hills and blue sky | |
Moderate / Productive | Eco-Transhumanism |
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Main | Environmentalism • Eco-Capitalism • Eco-Socialism • Eco-Anarchism • Eco-Conservatism • Green Liberalism • Green Libertarianism • Eco-Nationalism |
Radical | Eco-Fascism • Radical Environmentalism |
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Transhumanists - ROBOT ARMS ROBOT ARMS | |
Moderate | |
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Main | Transhumanism |
Biological | Bio-Transhumanism • Ptychobalism |
Self-Insert | Grugoidism • Epoch Neo-Marxism |
Monarchists - We wuz kangz but literal this time | |
Main | Monarchism • Matriarchal Monarchism • Monarcho-Fascism • Monarcho-Capitalism • Monarcho-Socialism |
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Semi-Constitutional | Ceremonial Monarchism • Constitutional Monarchism • Anarcho-Monarchism |
Absolute | Absolute Monarchism • Neocameralism |
Enlightenment | |
Self-Insert | Quarkism • Neocarlism • Revolutionary Monarchism |
Georgists - Free Trade, Free Land, Free Men | |
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Self-Inserts | Quarkism |
Democratic ideologies - Remember to vote! | |
Main | Democracy • Demarchy • Athenian Democracy |
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Regional | |
Representative | Republicanism • Presidentalism |
Semi-Direct | |
Direct | |
Authoritarian | Illiberal Democracy |
Ochlocratic | Ochlocracy |
Self-Insert | Evenoskyism • Revolutionary Monarchism • Baxism |
Liberals - Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité | |
Main | Classical Liberalism • Social Liberalism • Big Tent Liberalism • Third Way • Liberalism • Liberal Conservatism • Ordo-Liberalism • Radical Liberalism |
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Regional | Cardosoism • Bidenism • Sarneyism • Obamaism • Clintonism ( Hillaryism) |
Self-Inserts | FreePCB Reformism • Brazilian Liberalism • DECBism |
German Ideologies - Deutsche Qualität! | |
Authoritarian Left | Honeckerism • Paetelism • Anabaptist Theocracy • Linksgrünversiffter Minecraftkommunismus |
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Authoritarian Unity | Third Pathism • Reichsbürgerbewegung • Lübeck Law • Peasants' Republicanism |
Authoritarian Right | |
Right Unity | Merkelism |
Libertarian Right | |
Libertarian Unity | Freiwirtschaft • Peasants' Republicanism |
Libertarian Left | Anti-Germanism • Pogo-Anarchism |
Left Unity | Luxemburgism • Ostalgie • Sahra Wagenknecht Thought • Kuchenism |
Centrist | |
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Off-Compass | |
Non-Quadrant | Equalism • Tinism |
Fictional | Right-Juche with Schleswig-Holstein Characteristics • Gaarz Theory of Development • Götzenism • East German Confederalism |
Self-Inserts | Aldathism • Pantheonism • Saxon National Revivalism • Kaiserism-Realism • Radical Frisianism |
UK Ideologies - Bri'ish Politics, Innit? | |
Authoritarian Left | Britannocommunism • Fabianism • Gallowayism |
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Authoritarian Unity | Hobbesism • Norsefireism • Pure-blood Supremacy |
Authoritarian Right | Andreanism • Based Autism • Blatcherism • Churchillism • Rhodesism • Thatcherism |
Right Unity | Cromwellism • Faragism |
Centrist | Borisism • Blairism • British Unionism • Starmerism |
Libertarian Right | Manchester Liberalism • Spencerianism • Voluntaryism |
Libertarian Unity | Bsaheedism • Whoism |
Libertarian Left | Chaplinism • Orwellism • Scouse Syndicalism • Szecówkism |
Left Unity | Burnhamism • Corbynism • Labourism |
Non-Quadrant | |
Off-Compass |
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- File:Danielf.pngLogical Totalitarianism (//File:PCB-Progconf.png/) - Add me?
- File:Pixil-frame-0(27).png New Model Of Cheesenism - add me
- File:Atronism-icon.png Atronism - Hey there, bud! If you want me to draw an icon and image for you, I'd be glad to help.
- Danielism - Yes please!
- File:Atronism-icon.png Atronism - I made this based off you profile: File:Danielf.png. If you want me to do something else, that's completely fine. If you want something specific, give me the details and I'll create a pairing image as well as the icon you would like.
- File:Danielf.pngDanielism - How do you make them? Also thanks it's pretty perfect.
- File:Atronism-icon.png Atronism - These are some long instructions, so ask me any questions if you're confused. I use paint.net, which is a software. Install it, download the template, and design it however you would like. If you can't install paint.net, go to paintz.app, which is a website. It works a little worse, but it works without an installation. If you do use paintz.app, before you upload the image to the Wiki, change the background to a color that isn't part of your ball (for example, a rare color, or just any random color). After that, go to LunaPic, upload the icon image to LunaPic, use the background removal tool, and pick the top right tool. Then, pick the background and change the mode to "transparent color". Download the edited image, and upload the image to the Wiki. By the way, could you add me?
- File:Danielf.pngDanielism - Couldn't find the template? Do you have any other ones?
- File:Atronism-icon.png Atronism - Just use this: File:Basef.png
- File:Danielf.pngDanielism - Couldn't find the template? Do you have any other ones?
- File:Atronism-icon.png Atronism - These are some long instructions, so ask me any questions if you're confused. I use paint.net, which is a software. Install it, download the template, and design it however you would like. If you can't install paint.net, go to paintz.app, which is a website. It works a little worse, but it works without an installation. If you do use paintz.app, before you upload the image to the Wiki, change the background to a color that isn't part of your ball (for example, a rare color, or just any random color). After that, go to LunaPic, upload the icon image to LunaPic, use the background removal tool, and pick the top right tool. Then, pick the background and change the mode to "transparent color". Download the edited image, and upload the image to the Wiki. By the way, could you add me?
- File:Danielf.pngDanielism - How do you make them? Also thanks it's pretty perfect.
- File:Atronism-icon.png Atronism - I made this based off you profile: File:Danielf.png. If you want me to do something else, that's completely fine. If you want something specific, give me the details and I'll create a pairing image as well as the icon you would like.
- Danielism - Yes please!
- Glencoe- Add plz
- File:Danielf.pngDanielismOn PCB or Anarchy Wiki?
- to ideological relations
- File:Danielf.pngDanielismOn PCB or Anarchy Wiki?
- Glencoe- what about me is based and what about me is cringe
- File:Danielf.pngDanielism - After reading more into your ideology than I did before I added yo to my relations, I can't remember, I guess it might've have left-minarchism and technocracy, I almost feel bad calling you cringe.
- Template:Inexistent-Template - Interesting. Add me to relations.
- Template:AshleyHere - Add me to relations?
- File:Danielf.pngDone
- Why are you supportive of Henry Kissinger? Also, how is Australia going to go to war with nuclear powers and wouldn't most Australian citizens oppose literal endless war? Even if this were to take place in the future, it's highly unlikely Australia will ever become close to the level of power that China or Russia, and even if other nations declared war alongside Australia, that would just be WW3, plus you probably wouldn't get much international support for going to war with 51 nations
- Sorry, I meant New Zealand, not Australia.
- File:Danielf.pngSorry I wanted to go on a big ramble.
- Sorry, I meant New Zealand, not Australia.
- Neo-Kiraism - add me
- Lancebarnett - add me
- Yoda8soup - Add me? :)
- Braun Spencer Thought - Add me pls?
- File:Danielf.pngLogical Totalitarianism - How do I use collapse templates in Ideology? Serious I want this page to be very good.
- Pantheonism (//) - Add me?
- Template:UserLibMarxBall(//) - add me.I'm underage too.And,that not Socialism,it's Social-ism
- Triadism: Add me on Discord Erebus Hellsing#8294
- File:Danielf.png Logical Totalitarianism - Yeah, I told you this a couple of days ago, I'm underage and so can't go onto discord ):
- Triadism: Ah, then do you have any social media you use? because it would be very interesting to speak with you well just add me on relation in PCB for now.
- ↑ Whether I sorta deny it, I am a radical environmentalist, but I am pro-capitalist
- ↑ Only on green industry
- ↑ This has to do with my semi-nationalization theory
- ↑ I strongly oppose the radical post-nationalism of radical globalism
- ↑ Warning this is going to be boring af
- ↑ Not egoist it's just sometimes I don't want to follow some dumb thing that's a social construct
- ↑ I really can't find a philosophy to identify with
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